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Post by Lance Uppercut on Sept 30, 2005 20:52:05 GMT -5
Funny how almost everyone used the word "thou" for the 10 commandments of wrestling even though the "true" 10 commandments never mention the word once. It's just funnier that way. Like how Warrior said "Grishaming does not make the world work" not the Ungrammatically funnier "Grishaming don't make the world work". Since when did the filter block out that word? hehe Grishaming.
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Post by admiralcrunchy™ on Sept 30, 2005 20:54:03 GMT -5
Hey...I'm not saying it isn't funny....it is...I'm just saying that alot of people confuse this by using the word "thou" instead of "you" since the Bible does use the word "thou" alot....
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Post by aguamoose on Sept 30, 2005 21:19:04 GMT -5
WHAT???
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Sept 30, 2005 21:23:15 GMT -5
Are you asking 'cause you're actually confused, or just a continuation of your WHAT? thread?
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Post by phentari on Sept 30, 2005 21:56:36 GMT -5
Huh. Funny; the King James Version seems to use the word "thou" plenty in the Ten Commandments. DO bear in mind that just because some Bibles have been modernized doesn't mean they all have.
Anyhoo...
I. I am the Lord McMahon, who hath brought the WWE out of the regional wrestling promotions of the seventies.
2. Thou shalt have no other promoter before me.
3. Thou shalt not take unto thee any wrestling gimmick, nor adopt unto thee any wrestling persona, excepting that it be registered as a trademark of the WWE, as is pleasing to the Vince.
4. Thou shalt not take the name of thy Lord McMahon in vain; nor shalt thou speak of His Only Begotten Daughter as "skank" or "ho-bag." For the Lord Vince is a jealous promoter, and shall visit the iniquities of the father unto the child, yea, forcing them to job even unto the third generation.
5. Thou shalt not, as a face in a tag-team match, wrestle intelligently, but shall instead argue with the referee and allow thy partner to be double-teamed.
6. Nor shall the face have trustworthy friends and allies; for, yea, it is said that only the heel shall be intelligent enough to bring backup to the ring.
7. Thou shalt not upstage the main event, lest ye be cast forever into eternal dark matches.
8. Place not thy faith in the false prophets of the Internet, for they are wicked and shall lead thee astray from the Garden of Kayfabe.
9. Job not to the wrestler who hath shamefully consorted with false promoters; him shalt thou smite down upon with great vengeance.
10. But honor thou the bridegroom of the Only Begotten Daughter in the manner most pleasing to the Lord McMahon--with thy shoulders upon the canvas for the Most Holy Three Count--that thy days may be long in the promotion.
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Post by scbg on Oct 1, 2005 14:53:09 GMT -5
And so it was written in the Book of Evolutions 4:32-34.
"And the Lord McMahon did send down his servant, Eric of Turnerland, and it was he who was given the task of presenting the Almighty Symbol to the Chosen One, His Only Son-in-Law, Our Savior. And the Lord McMahon was greatly pleased."
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