MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Oct 28, 2009 15:50:31 GMT -5
I have to say that they have found the perfect use for her... finally. The annoying boring woman who constantly shows up, tries to get people to pay attention to her and usually gets shoved aside. It's already happened two weeks in a row, so clearly it must be intentional. It also means she won't have to wrestle on television, which is better for both us and her, seeing as this way she won't eventually injure herself due to her poor wrestling acumen. In fact, I think she needs to be on the show every week, never wrestling of course, and be involved in skits where she's constantly tossed aside and pretty much ignored by the rest of the ECW roster. Basically make her the female equivalent of Johnny Parisi.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Oct 28, 2009 16:32:34 GMT -5
I thought her gimmick was being excited to be on ECW.
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Post by James McCloud IS John Godot on Oct 28, 2009 16:37:39 GMT -5
I thought her gimmick was being excited to be on ECW. I thought that was Tyler Reks'. |
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Dub H
Crow T. Robot
Captain Pixel: the Game Master
I ❤ Aniki
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Post by Dub H on Oct 28, 2009 16:39:22 GMT -5
I thought her gimmick was being excited to be on ECW. I thought that was Tyler Reks'. Tyler Rex has a gimmick? |
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Krimzon
Crow T. Robot
This guy is the man!
R.I.P. Deadpool
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Post by Krimzon on Oct 28, 2009 16:43:36 GMT -5
I thought that was Tyler Reks'. Tyler Rex has a gimmick? Who? |
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Post by The Karaoke King on Oct 28, 2009 16:53:59 GMT -5
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Oct 28, 2009 16:55:52 GMT -5
That guy who's tired of the internet. |
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Blames Everything On Snitsky. Yes, Even THAT.
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Post by default on Oct 28, 2009 18:14:36 GMT -5
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Post by David Otunga: Eternian at Law on Oct 28, 2009 18:15:45 GMT -5
She had an old gimmick?
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Post by Lionheart on Oct 28, 2009 18:56:30 GMT -5
Sure. Being the Hispanic (maybe?) diva who's not Melina...or at all competent. At anything. |
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Kae
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Kae on Oct 28, 2009 21:11:37 GMT -5
At one point, she was a Glamazon-in-training. |
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Bam Neeley
Dennis Stamp
Foxy Stoat Seeks Pig!
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Post by Bam Neeley on Oct 28, 2009 22:28:27 GMT -5
At one point, she was a Glamazon-in-training. Git? Git? Git? Git? Git? Git? |
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Post by beggar on Oct 28, 2009 22:54:24 GMT -5
I am sure I could find a way to keep
her pretty mouth busy that doesn't involve blathering
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Oct 29, 2009 0:04:18 GMT -5
I thought her gimmick was supposed to be a self-obsessed bore who can't wrestle. You know, like the other 90% of the Divas.
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Oct 29, 2009 10:22:10 GMT -5
Well, all it means is that we won't be seeing that wrestling dress she was in earlier this year anymore.
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Post by bobskutter on Oct 29, 2009 11:28:26 GMT -5
It's a pity they don't really do managers/valets anymore as she'd be perfect in that role, from what I've heard about her OVW days. Maryse also, pretty mediocre/crappy as a wrestler but fantastic looks, charisma & personality.
They really need to get into the way of using people in the best role they can fulfill, most of the women they have shouldn't be in the ring as active wrestlers. What's wrong with using a hot girl who can talk as a mouthpiece for some monotone lump? They both might get over?
Edited for dodgy grammar.
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Massive G
Hank Scorpio
yo hago esto
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Post by Massive G on Oct 29, 2009 12:00:27 GMT -5
best thread of all time.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2009 23:54:32 GMT -5
She has a gimmick: it's that walk to the ring, just so Jerry Lawler can exclaim every week "I wish I had a swing like that in my backyard."
Then, nothing.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Oct 31, 2009 9:09:22 GMT -5
Hey, the Bella Twins are doing the "mute eye candy that escorts out the guest hosts that should be selling their products on informercials" so everyone has something.
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Post by MyndSkape: A Poor Man's Virgil on Oct 31, 2009 10:27:51 GMT -5
Looks like she's ripping her current gimmick from Kelly Kapoor from The Office: just a one-sided talker that annoys everyone. All she needs to do is throw in some pop culture references and valley girl expressions, and there you go.
Rosa: Oh... my... gawd Katie Lea, did you see the Video Music Awards! Taylor Swift's standing there all humble and stuff and happy and crying and YAAAYY, and Kanye West all shows up with lines cut into his hair and bitchslaps her and takes the mic and says "Beyonce is the greatest of all time" and stuff and Jay-Z wants to beat him up so Kanye gets with Lil' Mama and is like "we gotta get back at Jay, you in" and she's all like "okay" and gets in the middle of his set wit Alicia Keys and... did you know she's dating Swizz Beatz and broke up his marriage and... man that marriage with John and Kate Gosselin is crazy, allthosekidsinonehousealljumpingaroundwoulddriveyoucrazyandJohnisoutbangingthenannyand...
Paul Burchill: This is rediculous!
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