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Post by Lance Uppercut on Oct 31, 2005 0:42:21 GMT -5
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Post by viscera on Oct 31, 2005 1:01:24 GMT -5
 The foul odor of JBL's Boots was the only thing Hardcore couldn't Sandbag.  Ref: Hey wait your turn!  Sharmell doesn't know why she has a job either  Batista: Next time I'm drivin!  Piper: Peekaboo!!!  Batista should not have stopped at Taco Bell... |
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THE Baldy Kendrick
Dennis Stamp
may be an ursaring, may not.
I hear dem shoutin'.
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Post by THE Baldy Kendrick on Oct 31, 2005 2:45:10 GMT -5
 Prepare for orallllll... Sodomy! Sah-do-may! Hey, so THAT'S where Lodi's been all this time! What did I tell you about those speed bumps? Ha-ha! Got yer nose! |
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Oct 31, 2005 3:08:51 GMT -5
"Get a room!" See? Goose stepping does pay off. This is too easy. "Tonight on "Who's Line Is It Anyway?", the scene is Benoit and Booker are having a staring contest while Sharmell is a waitress." All that's missing is a "Yeeeeee Hawwwwww!!!" "Ahhh! Flabby, pasty Piper flesh! My eyes!" If the Dudleys are watching right now, they're pissed. |
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Oct 31, 2005 3:26:13 GMT -5
"This is what you get for staring at my penis..................penis" "Sorry son. You need to be this big to go on this ride" Eddie: "Peek a boo!" Dave: "There were THREE of 'em" Eddie: "and they were THIS big" While the referee conducts the imaginary orchestra. Of doom. |
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Limey
Unicron
It's been awhile.
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Post by Limey on Oct 31, 2005 4:16:26 GMT -5
"PREPARE FOR A FURIOUS RIGHT THAT WILL KNOCK YOUR ASS OUT!!!! OUUUUUT!!!!" JBL: "Go-go Bradshaw extendo-foot!" Ref: "Oh, aren't you cute! Lemme stroke your bald head!" Sharmell, trying to lighten the mood, does a Lex Luger impression. Sharmell: "I DON'T KNOOOOOOOW!!!!" Batista's famous last words: "Hey, Eddie! Hold my beer and watch this!!!" Randy, believing Piper really did steal his nose, screams at him to put it back. Piper proceeds to do so. Ref: "I have some candy in my hands. Whoever can shout out the biggest number gets the candy. Ready, go!!!" Eddie: "TWO!!!" Batista: "THREE!!!!!!" Piper: "ORTON!!!!" Ref: "That's not a num..." Piper: "ORRRRRRRTON!!!!!!" |
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Ken Ivory
Hank Scorpio
This sorta thing IS my bag, baby.
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Post by Ken Ivory on Oct 31, 2005 7:15:47 GMT -5
I said Pull My Finger! |
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Post by scbg on Oct 31, 2005 10:35:37 GMT -5
"Hold still, I'll get that loose tooth for you." "EIN! SCHWEIN! EIN! SCHWEIN! EIN! SCHWEIN! EIN! SCHW...Herr Holly, ju must stay in step!" Somebody tell Nick Patrick that a midget human pyramid only works with MIDGETS. Mark Henry returned to his Strongman roots and tried to lift the lowrider. Jimmy Korderas was unaware that Eddie was taking a look at his ass. "WHOOOAAAA, Cousin Dave!" "YEEEAAAHHH, Cousin Eddie!" |
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Post by lildude8218 on Oct 31, 2005 12:48:43 GMT -5
Nasty Boy Brian Knobbs shows he's in the best shape of his career while delivering the Pit Stop I thought JBL wasn't allowed to Goose Step anymore? HEY.....MACARENA! It took 5 minutes for someone to finally congratulate Benoit on obtaining his double wide white belt in karate. MAHONEY!!!!!!!!!!!! From the looks of it, someone really needs to put those chicken legs back in cuz they're not done. Watch Batista seriously botch the V-1 sign. |
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Post by lildude8218 on Oct 31, 2005 12:52:15 GMT -5
Step One: Collect Underpants Step Two: Step Three: PROFIT! |
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electrickeithery
Samurai Cop
Paul McCartney, your next ROH world champion.
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Post by electrickeithery on Oct 31, 2005 13:37:36 GMT -5
Piper was the master of keepaway, no matter how Dave and Eddie tried to distract him. |
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Post by scbg on Oct 31, 2005 15:38:31 GMT -5
Step One: Collect Underpants Step Two: Step Three: PROFIT! A WINNER IS YOU. |
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TeeJ
Trap-Jaw
Air McMahon
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Post by TeeJ on Oct 31, 2005 16:33:51 GMT -5
Hardcore Holly sells the boot to thin air The referee was shocked when he realised he couldn't rest his hand on the Wrestlers anymore Sharmell got confused between her character and Maria's To Batistas surprise eddie suddenly put on 350lbs Randy: Oh god my eye! Piper: I am sorry, Oh god Eddie: Is he o.k? |
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