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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Apr 17, 2009 15:28:24 GMT -5
First off, I would dress accordingly in my tuxedo and top hat. I would wear my monocle and make sure my mustache was waxed. Then I show up at her home in my Model T and pick her up. Then off we would go country club for a scrumptious dinner of steak and kidney pie and boiled potatoes. After that, we would head to the Cotton Club to hear Bob Crosby and the Bobcats. After a nice evening of Black Bottom dancing, I would take her back home. I would then lead her to the door, give her a hardy(but not too hardy) handshake and we would say goodnight at the hour of 9 pm. I then would hop back into my automobile and head home where I would spend the rest of the evening listening to radio programs until having a warm glass of milk and then heading to bed. The perfect date.
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Post by The Tank on Apr 17, 2009 16:18:14 GMT -5
I wouldn't. Because a good wholesome date would inevitably lead to a date ending in the bedroom.
And I enjoy not being crazy, so as hot as she is, I wanna stay the f*** away from the Vagina of Doom.
It made Jimmy Jacobs psycho and made Austin Aries gay somehow. I ain't touching that with a 100-foot pole.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2009 16:30:15 GMT -5
It made Jimmy Jacobs psycho and made Austin Aries gay somehow. I ain't touching that with a 100-foot pole. So she's the Female Randall? |
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Apr 17, 2009 21:57:26 GMT -5
I wouldn't. Because a good wholesome date would inevitably lead to a date ending in the bedroom. And I enjoy not being crazy, so as hot as she is, I wanna stay the f*** away from the Vagina of Doom. It made Jimmy Jacobs psycho and made Austin Aries gay somehow. I ain't touching that with a 100-foot pole. Listen here, you rag-a-muffin! I've half a mind to give you the bum's rush! She's a doll and not some quiff or dumb Dora! You're just talking a lot of bunk and baloney you are!  |
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Post by James McCloud IS John Godot on Apr 17, 2009 22:01:50 GMT -5
I'd have her spit in my face and... oh, wait, that didn't go down so well last time someone else said it.
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Post by mothership on Apr 17, 2009 22:08:41 GMT -5
An evening of radio programs sounds just devine. Be sure to pick her up one of those nifty Little Orphan Annie decoder rings! She'll certainly love you for it.
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Post by heyguesswhatidid on Apr 17, 2009 22:10:29 GMT -5
I'd take her to eat out. After that we'd go to dinner. Giggidy.
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Post by mrfujiwara on Apr 17, 2009 22:12:48 GMT -5
I'd take her to Bennigans.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Apr 17, 2009 23:00:43 GMT -5
I gotta agree with my friend The Tank on this one. Any kind of contact with Lacey seems to either turn men insane, or turn them into complete pricks. I'll stay away from that one. Daizee Haze, on the other hand.....
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Post by Blindkarevik on Apr 17, 2009 23:01:01 GMT -5
I'd take her to the world's largest Fallun Dafa conference.
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Post by Marky Mark...Mark on Apr 17, 2009 23:06:51 GMT -5
I gotta agree with my friend The Tank on this one. Any kind of contact with Lacey seems to either turn men insane, or turn them into complete pricks. I'll stay away from that one. Daizee Haze, on the other hand..... Needs to eat. Take her to a buffet. I'd take Lacey to the DMV, so her and her va-jay-jay would be reminded of where they come from....hell. |
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Post by Shining Wizard on Apr 17, 2009 23:17:06 GMT -5
I'd find a Ferris Wheel.
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Post by CM Hunk Golden on Apr 17, 2009 23:33:11 GMT -5
Strip Club, nothing more wholesome than a Strip Club.
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Post by Marky Mark...Mark on Apr 18, 2009 0:09:04 GMT -5
Strip Club, nothing more wholesome than a Strip Club. There is this thing called a Brothel...so much more wholesome  |
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Post by animalboy on Apr 18, 2009 0:12:12 GMT -5
Can i pass and take MsChif or Del Rey out instead?
Dating Aries in real life makes me want to stay far,far away from Lacey.
Plus taking her out wouldn't be cheap,has anyone else seen her Amazon wish list?!
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Post by Claw died on Apr 18, 2009 0:47:06 GMT -5
I'd extend to her an invitation to the pants party
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Apr 18, 2009 2:50:59 GMT -5
I wouldn't. Because a good wholesome date would inevitably lead to a date ending in the bedroom. And I enjoy not being crazy, so as hot as she is, I wanna stay the f*** away from the Vagina of Doom. It made Jimmy Jacobs psycho and made Austin Aries gay somehow. I ain't touching that with a 100-foot pole. Listen here, you rag-a-muffin! I've half a mind to give you the bum's rush! She's a doll and not some quiff or dumb Dora! You're just talking a lot of bunk and baloney you are! I was not aware that South Dakotans could slip into cockney slang. I didn't even know that South Dakotans knew what England was. I learned something today, and it's not even four in the morning. |
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Post by Murf on Apr 18, 2009 9:13:25 GMT -5
Space Mountain.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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Post by Supersmark is a Troll on Apr 19, 2009 10:36:42 GMT -5
I wouldn't. Because a good wholesome date would inevitably lead to a date ending in the bedroom. And I enjoy not being crazy, so as hot as she is, I wanna stay the f*** away from the Vagina of Doom. It made Jimmy Jacobs psycho and made Austin Aries gay somehow. I ain't touching that with a 100-foot pole. Hmm, she must have syphilis. |
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Post by johnnyk9 on Apr 20, 2009 5:06:21 GMT -5
I'd suggest a movie at my place and we order pizza, first we would watch Problem Child and when she gets emotional during her fathers cameo I'd comfort her, they we would watch a DVD of Kerry's greatest matches, then hopefully it's smooth sailing from there
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