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Post by Stu on Oct 28, 2005 23:49:56 GMT -5
I think we could all use a good laugh. I was wondering what funny lines come to everyone's minds. I'm looking for lines or comments that were meant to be legitimately funny, not lines that were so stupid that they were funny (ie, Sid's half brain comment). The funniest line ever in my opinion occurred during the Barber Shop incident in which Shawn Michaels threw Marty Jannety through the glass. That was when Bobby Heenen, nevermind how blattant an attack it was, shouted "Jannetty tried to dive through the window!" Another great Heenen line was during a Tatanka match, back when he dyed his hair red. Heenen then said "he''s a fire engine - red for fire engine." Or something to that affect. Of course, the Brain was just the funniest guy in all of wrestling. Don't believe me? Go here: rajah.com/archives/flashbacks/wrestlemania8.php
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Post by angryfan on Oct 28, 2005 23:59:48 GMT -5
I know it's been done to death, but ol' Hacksaw's "Hulk Hogan, you're a great technical wrestler" was one that about made me choke.
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admiralcrunchy™
King Koopa
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Post by admiralcrunchy™ on Oct 29, 2005 0:12:05 GMT -5
"Is Stone Cold about to stun his first transsexual?"
That's the most recent one that came to mind
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Post by shinyredrubberball on Oct 29, 2005 0:16:38 GMT -5
Everything Viscera said during his short courting of Lilian Garcia.
Can't remember what he said exactly, but with five minutes and a plate of nachos, he got over with the audience. GOLD.
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Post by Tyfo on Oct 29, 2005 1:25:26 GMT -5
Viscera during his date with Trish.....
Trish: "Viscera, what does that mean anyway?"
Vis: "It means inner organ....but my outer organ aint bad either"
just the way he looks right at the camera when he says that adds so much to that!
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Post by Tyfo on Oct 29, 2005 1:29:25 GMT -5
another one that i always enjoy is the Regal/Chris Nowinski segment from The World, at King of the Ring 2002.
i cant remember it word for word but Regal and Nowinski are waiting for their food and when it finally gets there Nowinski asks the waitress what school she went to and she said something community college and Nowinski laughs and says thats close to Harvard, in distance at least, then the waitress sticks her finger in his food and then gives it to him.
Regal and Nowinski continue to laugh as she leaves, with Regal following it up with.."silly tart"
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Oct 29, 2005 3:06:31 GMT -5
another one that i always enjoy is the Regal/Chris Nowinski segment from The World, at King of the Ring 2002. i cant remember it word for word but Regal and Nowinski are waiting for their food and when it finally gets there Nowinski asks the waitress what school she went to and she said something community college and Nowinski laughs and says thats close to Harvard, in distance at least, then the waitress sticks her finger in his food and then gives it to him. Regal and Nowinski continue to laugh as she leaves, with Regal following it up with.."silly tart" I love Regal he is one of the funniest men in the world. Two words: Dinner Mashers! I love Regal!
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Post by alligatorboy on Oct 29, 2005 5:33:39 GMT -5
Boddy Heenan (to Superstar Billy Graham), "You wanna talk legal then drive 30 mph and shut up."
Uncle Elmer rips Adrion Adonis' dress off - Elvira, "Put the dress back on! Put the dress back on!" ((Wrestlemania 2)
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Post by angryfan on Oct 29, 2005 5:54:41 GMT -5
I almost forgot, the RAdicals Meatball skit. "As soon as the meatballs arive, the next phase of our plan will begin". That was great.
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Bret Hart Rules
Trap-Jaw
This is your brain. This is your brain on the street. Any questions?
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Post by Bret Hart Rules on Oct 29, 2005 7:01:22 GMT -5
Brain: A real Champion wouldn't spit, he'd eye gouge him… I remember when I was Champion, Monsoon. Gorilla: Champion of what?! Brain: The neighborhood.
I always loved that one. Also, one with Gorilla and Johnny Polo: Gorilla: This has turned into a real knock down, drag out affair. Polo: I'm a have to go one better on you there Gorilla. It's a knock down, drag out, rock n' roll party in the street.
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Post by boiledewokthe3rd on Oct 29, 2005 7:22:29 GMT -5
Think it was from the Mountie/ Bossman 'jailhouse' match and I don't remember who the guest commentaor was (Steve Allen?)
Monsoon: Hits him right between the eyes Allen: And there's not much room there
Chortle.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
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Post by bob on Oct 29, 2005 10:02:01 GMT -5
Sid: I've got half the brians that you do
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bigjimmy
Don Corleone
WWF Attitude
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Post by bigjimmy on Oct 29, 2005 11:11:19 GMT -5
Brain: I'll tell ya, there's nothing like Wrestlemania, is there Monsoon? Gorilla: Absolutely not. Brain: We agreed on something. Gorilla: Uh-oh. We're in trouble now. Brain: I'm getting outta here.
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Post by scbg on Oct 29, 2005 11:37:00 GMT -5
I was just reading a RAW magazine from a few years back, and there's an article about wrestlers suffering injuries. Several wrestlers talk about getting hurt, having surgery, and the road to recovery.
Trish Stratus, in one paragraph, talks about a bone chip in her ankle that had to be removed. She says she had to have surgery. But here's the bit that made me laugh:
"I'd never had surgery before."
Yeah Trish, and those jugs are all-natural, too.
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bigjimmy
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WWF Attitude
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Post by bigjimmy on Oct 29, 2005 11:41:37 GMT -5
I was just reading a RAW magazine from a few years back, and there's an article about wrestlers suffering injuries. Several wrestlers talk about getting hurt, having surgery, and the road to recovery. Trish Stratus, in one paragraph, talks about a bone chip in her ankle that had to be removed. She says she had to have surgery. But here's the bit that made me laugh: "I'd never had surgery before." Yeah Trish, and those jugs are all-natural, too. quote of the week right there
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HRH The KING
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HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS
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Post by HRH The KING on Oct 29, 2005 13:58:07 GMT -5
It was at WrestleMania VI.
Ravishing Rick Rude vs Superfly Jimmy Snuka. ;D
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Oct 29, 2005 14:00:36 GMT -5
Stacy to Rob Conway: "You're a zero."
Rob Conway to Stacy: "Yeah, in body fat."
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