Panda Power!

[Baixo Astral]

From UK scandal site Popb****

This week's finest internet rumour: The World
Wildlife Fund is not really a charity to save
the animals but actually a front for a New World
Order society... headed by Prince Philip.

Apparently the missile which brought down the
plane which started the Rwanda genocide, was
fired deliberately from a WWF animal sanctuary.
These WWF centres aren't really for animals,
but are "strategic destabilisation centres.

[The King of Memphis Tennessee]

So the WWF is behind the New World Order. And to think, all this time I thought it was WCW.

[Juggalo/Hulkamaniac]

No offense Golden Spike, but these dudes should stay away from the tea a bit.

[dorf]

*New World Order music plays.*

"This is a New World Order."

They're gonna take over the world, just like the NWO almost did for WCW.

[Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone]

Brian Fantana: Panda Watch! The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.