hollywood
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Post by hollywood on Mar 4, 2009 12:58:13 GMT -5
Have Eric Bischoff fire him by phone. While Suicide is in hospital recovering after injuring himself falling through a trap door in the ring. Hey, it's quiet. It's easy. And it's quick. And I think we can all agree that's the best way to remove Suicide from our televisions.
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MrBRulzOK
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Mar 4, 2009 15:51:11 GMT -5
The power goes out in the Impact Zone, causing Suicide to vanish in a puff of smoke.
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Post by SAJ Forth on Mar 6, 2009 8:37:03 GMT -5
So they should airlift him and drop him over ECW? "What is Self-Inflicted Death doing here on 'ECW'"?
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Post by estrada on Mar 6, 2009 16:15:45 GMT -5
Just let him keep wrestling and he will end his own stay. Last night he looked terrible and was moving slow as molasses. He took too long to hit his own moves like he forgot how to do them. Whether its Kaz or Daniels they both suck at it.
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The F'N Captain
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Post by The F'N Captain on Mar 6, 2009 22:09:55 GMT -5
The Suicide gimmick should end by revealing it to be Kurt Angle or Kevin Nash. Someone who could not POSSIBLY be Suicide, but it's and ending just done to give the gimmick "closure" and then drop it forever. Totally have him remove the mask backstage, in a close up and it's Awesome Kong, when they pan back she's in a wayyyy to tight Suicide costume. I'd pay to see that.
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Post by Cela on Mar 6, 2009 23:14:44 GMT -5
They should put him in a mental institution.
Think about it for a sec.
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Post by Thrillho on Mar 7, 2009 19:19:56 GMT -5
Have someone force him into the disc slot of a PS3
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Mar 8, 2009 12:17:48 GMT -5
He should visit Dr.Kevorkian.
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Post by cabbage on Mar 8, 2009 12:38:50 GMT -5
Have him Commit Sucide?
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Mar 11, 2009 6:11:27 GMT -5
Have him visit Dr Stevie.
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Post by Beast Army Ass on Mar 12, 2009 11:50:48 GMT -5
I got it.
When he does the "guns to his head" pose, what if one of those fingers were loaded? BANG! Problem solved.
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Post by EJS on Mar 12, 2009 12:08:26 GMT -5
Have LAX badly beat him to the point of facial reconstructive surgery, and then have him come back with a face resembling Kazarian's but have no mention of the similarity. So the reverse of the Game? No, exactly the same as the game. You didn't play as Suicide in the game, you played as Suicide post reconstructive surgery. Though I doubt you could make Kazarian in that shitty ass CAW mode.
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Post by erisi236 on Mar 12, 2009 12:20:54 GMT -5
I'm up for the "My Planet needs me" solution.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2009 12:42:30 GMT -5
Suicide's plane had been shot down over the sea of Japan.
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Post by hulkblood on Mar 12, 2009 14:48:34 GMT -5
a red ring of death lights up the impact zone causing Suicide to perform in any way.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Mar 13, 2009 11:08:23 GMT -5
Trap him inside the video game, and have the wrestlers smash up the game, ensuring he never returns again.
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Mar 15, 2009 5:30:40 GMT -5
Hire Nick Dinsmore to play a wrestler called CAW, whose gimmick is that he uses a different moveset and finisher every match, and who never wears the same in ring attire twice. Have the ring announcer say that he comes from the town of "DLC, Broadband".
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Mar 15, 2009 18:53:30 GMT -5
I got it. When he does the "guns to his head" pose, what if one of those fingers were loaded? BANG! Problem solved. I always thought that instead of using his fingers he should bring out the old Duck Hunt zapper and point that at his head.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Mar 17, 2009 23:08:25 GMT -5
I just have to say that the OP's idea is a little to much of a semblance to what happened to Owen Hart for my tastes. This.
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Post by GaTechGrad on Mar 17, 2009 23:40:47 GMT -5
I'm up for the "My Planet needs me" solution. Hey, it worked for Bull in the final episode of Night Court.
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