Johnny D
Don Corleone
Creature of the Night Forever
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Post by Johnny D on Mar 2, 2009 11:43:00 GMT -5
Okay, let's say a member the MEM comes out (Steiner or Booker, preferably) and challenges Suicide because he hates him or something and Suicide appears from the rafters and accepts by talking in a heavily-disguised voice. It's the main-event for Impact too. Match time, heel wrestler comes out and everybody waits for the entrance of Suicide. The lights finally go out and he flies down towards the ring, but instead of landing in the ring he misses and crashes into the TNA announce table!! (wiping himself and the TNA announce team out in the process) Everyone is shocked and all 3 men are taken out on stretchers after being tended to by medics. Show ends. Next week, they announce Suicide is no more and is never heard from again. Chet Lemon and Black Snow takeover as TNA announcers.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Mar 2, 2009 11:44:16 GMT -5
Cue the Tomko pic.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 2, 2009 11:45:27 GMT -5
Eh, the angle's painless. Though it hasn't exactly brought on many changes. Still I can take or leave it..
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Post by Baixo Astral on Mar 2, 2009 11:46:46 GMT -5
And then Abyss burns him in the middle of the ring and absorbs his suckitude.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2009 11:51:41 GMT -5
Even simpler than that:
Suicide kills himself leaving behind a note with his last wishes. "I wish I could go back to the future."
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 2, 2009 11:51:45 GMT -5
Abyss is already chock full of the FDA recommended amounts of Suckitude though. That's like trying to put 2 liters of suck into a one liter bottle, the suckiness will then spill over to the nearest guy.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Mar 2, 2009 11:52:52 GMT -5
Abyss is the Chemo of suck.
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King of Fighters
Unicron
Me and you, we get Superman, were from the streets
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Post by King of Fighters on Mar 2, 2009 11:54:55 GMT -5
Uh how about no. The only bad thing about the suicide gimic is Tenay and his f***ing habit of screaming out "STRAIGHT FROM THE TNA VIDEO GAME!"
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 2, 2009 11:55:20 GMT -5
So they should airlift him and drop him over ECW?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 2, 2009 11:56:01 GMT -5
As crappy as that game is, they oughta have him walk over to Tenay and go 'Shhhhh'
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Post by Kash Flagg on Mar 2, 2009 11:56:08 GMT -5
That's where TNA guys go to die.
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Post by blef on Mar 2, 2009 12:10:04 GMT -5
The Suicide gimmick should end by revealing it to be Kurt Angle or Kevin Nash.
Someone who could not POSSIBLY be Suicide, but it's and ending just done to give the gimmick "closure" and then drop it forever.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 2, 2009 12:12:42 GMT -5
Bring back Cheex. There's your Suicide reveal.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Mar 2, 2009 12:17:22 GMT -5
Suicide is Jerry Blackwell.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 2, 2009 12:19:16 GMT -5
Suicide is Jerry Mathers?
Tenay: We know who that is Don
DW: BUT WHY IS EDDIE HASKELL IN THE IMPACT ZONE?!!
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Mar 2, 2009 12:51:29 GMT -5
Repackage him as a man who was born on a canal, won a singing competition, but gave up his singing career to become a wrestler
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Suez Idol.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 2, 2009 12:56:20 GMT -5
That's a long way to go for a punchline sir. I dig that, kudos.
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Red Lion
Dennis Stamp
Put your mask on!
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Post by Red Lion on Mar 2, 2009 13:21:19 GMT -5
Have LAX badly beat him to the point of facial reconstructive surgery, and then have him come back with a face resembling Kazarian's but have no mention of the similarity.
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hollywood
King Koopa
the bullet dodger
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Post by hollywood on Mar 2, 2009 13:33:08 GMT -5
Have Eric Bischoff fire him by phone.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2009 13:37:57 GMT -5
Have LAX badly beat him to the point of facial reconstructive surgery, and then have him come back with a face resembling Kazarian's but have no mention of the similarity. So the reverse of the Game?
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