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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2010 20:03:41 GMT -5
Heath Slater challenges Bret Hart!
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 22, 2010 20:18:28 GMT -5
Heath Slater challenges Bret Hart! "You think you can take me, boy? I've been making better men than you tap out since before you were born! You're on!"
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Post by The Tank on Sept 22, 2010 20:35:03 GMT -5
Darren Young also demands competition of some sort.
Darren Young is tired of being overlooked!
Darren Young has inexplicably began speaking in the third person!!
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Post by Lupin the Third on Sept 22, 2010 20:39:49 GMT -5
*We cut to backstage, as once again, we see medics tending to another man down. This time, it's Bumble Bee, one of the 9 men chasing a contract in the FPCW Rookie Challenge. We see the Nexus in the background, smirking once more, proving that no one is safe.*
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Post by The Tank on Sept 22, 2010 20:41:03 GMT -5
*Darren Young in particular is shown with a chain wrapped around his fist, grinning madly.*
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2010 21:14:26 GMT -5
John Cena and Triple H watch this on a monitor. Cena smiles a dopey grin, while Triple H shakes his head in disgust.
Elsewhere, Teddy Hart runs up a wall and does a triple corkscrew mcflip and lands on his feet.
What? When I'm angry, I do flips.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2010 22:29:26 GMT -5
John Cena and Triple H watch this on a monitor. Cena smiles a dopey grin, while Triple H shakes his head in disgust. Elsewhere, Teddy Hart runs up a wall and does a triple corkscrew mcflip and lands on his feet. What? When I'm angry, I do flips. Your landing was off!
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 22, 2010 23:02:39 GMT -5
John Cena and Triple H watch this on a monitor. Cena smiles a dopey grin, while Triple H shakes his head in disgust. Elsewhere, Teddy Hart runs up a wall and does a triple corkscrew mcflip and lands on his feet. What? When I'm angry, I do flips. Your landing was off! "Have you ever considered actually learning to wrestle, Ted? I'm sure I could convince Tyson or Chris to teach you...for a steep price...namely, a lot of Molson's..."
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Post by The Tank on Sept 22, 2010 23:03:47 GMT -5
"Have you ever considered actually learning to wrestle, Ted? I'm sure I could convince Tyson or Chris to teach you...for a steep price...namely, a lot of Molson's..." You realize Teddy Hart's an incredible wrestler, right? It's not that he hasn't ever made it because he's not talented. He hasn't ever made it because he's an arrogant showboating jackass.
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 22, 2010 23:46:08 GMT -5
"Have you ever considered actually learning to wrestle, Ted? I'm sure I could convince Tyson or Chris to teach you...for a steep price...namely, a lot of Molson's..." You realize Teddy Hart's an incredible wrestler, right? It's not that he hasn't ever made it because he's not talented. He hasn't ever made it because he's an arrogant showboating jackass. Yes, I do. "Wrestling isn't all about technical skill. It's not all about who can do the most spectacular moves or tell the best story. It's about knowing that you're talented, knowing that you're gifted...and ACCEPTING that. Accepting it, and realizing that every time you go out there you put others' lives in your hands. Don't you ever risk them to make yourself look good. Not for one moment."That's the gist I was aiming for, Tank.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2010 7:08:35 GMT -5
You realize Teddy Hart's an incredible wrestler, right? It's not that he hasn't ever made it because he's not talented. He hasn't ever made it because he's an arrogant showboating jackass. Yes, I do. "Wrestling isn't all about technical skill. It's not all about who can do the most spectacular moves or tell the best story. It's about knowing that you're talented, knowing that you're gifted...and ACCEPTING that. Accepting it, and realizing that every time you go out there you put others' lives in your hands. Don't you ever risk them to make yourself look good. Not for one moment."That's the gist I was aiming for, Tank. Teddy looks confused. ...I just got into this business to meet chicks, dude.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Sept 23, 2010 21:33:00 GMT -5
Yes, I do. "Wrestling isn't all about technical skill. It's not all about who can do the most spectacular moves or tell the best story. It's about knowing that you're talented, knowing that you're gifted...and ACCEPTING that. Accepting it, and realizing that every time you go out there you put others' lives in your hands. Don't you ever risk them to make yourself look good. Not for one moment."That's the gist I was aiming for, Tank. Teddy looks confused. ...I just got into this business to meet chicks, dude.*Austin Aries walks up and puts a shoulder around Teddy.* I like you kid. You got into this business for exactly the same reason I did, and while I'm obviously better in every conceivable way, I'll give you the honor, no, the PRIVILEGE of hanging out with "The Greatest Man That Ever Lived".
Whaddaya say?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2010 21:37:29 GMT -5
Teddy looks confused. ...I just got into this business to meet chicks, dude.*Austin Aries walks up and puts a shoulder around Teddy.* I like you kid. You got into this business for exactly the same reason I did, and while I'm obviously better in every conceivable way, I'll give you the honor, no, the PRIVILEGE of hanging out with "The Greatest Man That Ever Lived".
Whaddaya say?Teddy still looks confused. ...Hang out with... myself? ;D Like nobody saw that one coming.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 23, 2010 22:06:21 GMT -5
IF THAT MYSTERY OPPONENT IS NOT JOHN CENA, DARREN YOUNG WILL BRING DOWN A SWIRLING TORRENT OF PAIN AND MISERY ON THE FPEL GOVERNING BODY!
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Post by Lupin the Third on Sept 23, 2010 22:13:11 GMT -5
*We cut to CM Punk talking to SPEED Muscle.*
Guys, I set up the following match on the next edition of Fire Pro Championship Wrestling. I went to General Manager Misawa and he agreed with me. He also stated, if you guys win this match, you will get another shot at the Tag Team Titles.
*He stops as Nexus walks past. They smirk at the trio, then continue walking. But as they walk down the hallway, Justin Gabriel falls back, until we hear another giant THUD!! They look back, and Gabriel is down! We see another note. "You love me, you hate me, you'll never forget me." Then on the back, "Bang."*
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Sept 23, 2010 22:13:13 GMT -5
*Austin Aries walks up and puts a shoulder around Teddy.* I like you kid. You got into this business for exactly the same reason I did, and while I'm obviously better in every conceivable way, I'll give you the honor, no, the PRIVILEGE of hanging out with "The Greatest Man That Ever Lived".
Whaddaya say?Teddy still looks confused. ...Hang out with... myself? ;D Like nobody saw that one coming. Open your eyes and stop smoking the tweed brother! I'm talking about The Vascular Vegan, The Human Highlight Reel, A Double HIMSELF!, Austin "You Said You Were Celibate, But I Did You For The Hell Of It" Aries!
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Post by Lupin the Third on Sept 23, 2010 22:18:21 GMT -5
*Danielson looks on backstage with Edge.*
You know, Edge. As much as I hate the loss of your brother in our war against the Nexus, it looks like there's a silver lining. I mean, Nexus is getting Pearl Harbored as well. But here's my question: Who the hell is helping us? And why?
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Post by The Tank on Sept 23, 2010 22:19:45 GMT -5
*Danielson looks on backstage with Edge.* You know, Edge. As much as I hate the loss of your brother in our war against the Nexus, it looks like there's a silver lining. I mean, Nexus is getting Pearl Harbored as well. But here's my question: Who the hell is helping us? And why? "Bang."
You're joking, right? Who do you think it is?
It's obviously Santino Marella!
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Post by Lupin the Third on Sept 23, 2010 22:49:54 GMT -5
*Danielson looks on backstage with Edge.* You know, Edge. As much as I hate the loss of your brother in our war against the Nexus, it looks like there's a silver lining. I mean, Nexus is getting Pearl Harbored as well. But here's my question: Who the hell is helping us? And why? "Bang."
You're joking, right? Who do you think it is?
It's obviously Santino Marella! Oh my god. Santino Marella?
We're boned.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 23, 2010 22:58:36 GMT -5
"Bang."
You're joking, right? Who do you think it is?
It's obviously Santino Marella! Oh my god. Santino Marella?
We're boned. Nah. Hit him in the head hard enough and maybe he'll turn back into that Boris guy everyone always talks about.
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