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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 23, 2010 23:18:10 GMT -5
Oh my god. Santino Marella?
We're boned. Nah. Hit him in the head hard enough and maybe he'll turn back into that Boris guy everyone always talks about. "Does that mean we need to fear the Cobra, fellas?"... "...what? I was trying to get into the spirit of things."Yes, I'm using lime green for Sheamus now. Think about it. Now slap me for the pun.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Sept 25, 2010 15:41:27 GMT -5
Nah. Hit him in the head hard enough and maybe he'll turn back into that Boris guy everyone always talks about. "Does that mean we need to fear the Cobra, fellas?"... "...what? I was trying to get into the spirit of things."Yes, I'm using lime green for Sheamus now. Think about it. Now slap me for the pun. Anyways, this could be good for us. With Edge's intellect, Sheamus' strength, and my superior wrestling abilities, we're still losing due to the numbers game. But with every ally we can gain, we can gain ground in the war against Nexus.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Sept 26, 2010 0:34:38 GMT -5
Are we forgetting "The Greatest Man That Ever Lived" there Danielson?
Wait... we're still outnumbered 4-7.
Crap, we need to go on a recruitment drive. I'll need tranquilizers, a few burlap sacks, and a case of root beer, stat!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2010 16:26:01 GMT -5
Triple H enters the scene.
Look guys. Quite frankly, I don't like any of you guys. But plain and simple? This Nexus is a threat.
Now, I know my partner is a certified idiot, but he's smart enough to see the threat they pose to all of us. Therefore, I'm offering our assistance in dealing with these guys. We want 'em gone.
But after that, all bets are off. Got it?
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Post by The Tank on Sept 26, 2010 17:52:03 GMT -5
Triple H enters the scene. Look guys. Quite frankly, I don't like any of you guys. But plain and simple? This Nexus is a threat.
Now, I know my partner is a certified idiot, but he's smart enough to see the threat they pose to all of us. Therefore, I'm offering our assistance in dealing with these guys. We want 'em gone.
But after that, all bets are off. Got it? No.
Just, no.
You've barely been here longer than they have. I may have grown to hate Austin Aries since I've been here, but at least I trust him...or at least trust that he's not gonna sell us out.
But you? Hell, you're probably with 'em!
So, how about instead, you go tend to your special needs buddy, and we'll save OUR company. Then we'll get back to getting rid of you and Cena.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2010 19:26:02 GMT -5
Triple H enters the scene. Look guys. Quite frankly, I don't like any of you guys. But plain and simple? This Nexus is a threat.
Now, I know my partner is a certified idiot, but he's smart enough to see the threat they pose to all of us. Therefore, I'm offering our assistance in dealing with these guys. We want 'em gone.
But after that, all bets are off. Got it? No.
Just, no.
You've barely been here longer than they have. I may have grown to hate Austin Aries since I've been here, but at least I trust him...or at least trust that he's not gonna sell us out.
But you? Hell, you're probably with 'em!
So, how about instead, you go tend to your special needs buddy, and we'll save OUR company. Then we'll get back to getting rid of you and Cena. You know what Edge? That's fine. I didn't really want to help you anyway. Have fun getting your asses handed to you by the greenhorns.Triple H walks away.
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 26, 2010 19:27:41 GMT -5
No.
Just, no.
You've barely been here longer than they have. I may have grown to hate Austin Aries since I've been here, but at least I trust him...or at least trust that he's not gonna sell us out.
But you? Hell, you're probably with 'em!
So, how about instead, you go tend to your special needs buddy, and we'll save OUR company. Then we'll get back to getting rid of you and Cena. You know what Edge? That's fine. I didn't really want to help you anyway. Have fun getting your asses handed to you by the greenhorns.Triple H walks away. "God, he's a whiner."*Sheamus makes an "up yours" gesture in the direction Triple H went.*
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Post by Lupin the Third on Sept 26, 2010 20:22:25 GMT -5
You know what Edge? That's fine. I didn't really want to help you anyway. Have fun getting your asses handed to you by the greenhorns.Triple H walks away. "God, he's a whiner."*Sheamus makes an "up yours" gesture in the direction Triple H went.* *Danielson looks at Sheamus.* I like the cut of your jib.
Ok, we've got Aries, Edge, Sheamus, Raven, and myself. That's 5 against 7. Could we have used Trips' help? Maybe, but remember, I was the one that killed Cena with that kick and Sheamus was the one to put Trips out in the first place. Who knows what would've happened. Pretty sure they would've taken us out. I know Trips' ego. It's a massive one.
But onto more important topics: Who is our secret ally?
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Sept 26, 2010 20:44:54 GMT -5
GOOD RIDDANCE YA RAT BASTARD!!
Anyways, I say Roddy's helping us out here. After seeing some of his backbreakers, I'm not surprised that Nexus has been laid out.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2010 21:12:33 GMT -5
*Back in the locker room*
So they don't want my help? I'll show them. I'll show them all. They will regret the day they turned down the King of Kings.
Because like I've said before...
I have a cunning plan. Heh heh heh.
Cena pops into the frame.
POOPY!!!
Triple H facepalm's as we fade out.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Sept 30, 2010 23:17:31 GMT -5
Hello again, everyone, and welcome to another edition of Fire Pro Championship Wrestling! Jim Ross here, and alongside me, as always, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. Brain, it's looking like another great show tonight!Indeed it is, JR. Tonight, we have a Fatal Four Way matchup for the Jr. X Crown Championship. Also, the last two of the No. 1 Contender Fatal Four Way will be decided tonight.Opening Bout: Edge v. Justin GabrielEdge starts off strong, taking down the high flyer of Nexus early on. But Gabriel starts coming back, using his agility to wear down Edge, getting a few near falls using his high flying attacks, and busting Edge open. But the Rated R Superstar doesn’t stay down for long, tossing Gabriel to the outside, and drilling him with a few toys under the ring. But Gabriel keeps fighting back, finally taking down Edge.Results: Justin Gabriel d. Edge in 22:22The Nexus continues their streak of domination, as Gabriel takes down the leader of the resistance, Edge!Second Bout: Sheamus v. Michael TarverTarver goes right after Sheamus with his vicious strikes. But the Celtic Warrior is too tough to keep down for long, as he comes right back, overpowering Tarver with his strength. Tarver keeps hitting him with vicious strikes, but Sheamus is too much, taking Tarver down with a choke bomb.Results: Sheamus d. Michael Tarver in 10:42But the Celtic Warrior comes right back and evens it tonight, JR. I would not want to make this Irishman mad as hell.Third Bout: Heath Slater v. Bret HartSlater tries to outwrestle the Hitman, but that is a mistake that he never learns from. Bret has an answer for everything Heath throws at him, and in the end, rolls up Slater for the 3-count.Results: Bret Hart d. Heath Slater in 15:16I don't know, JR, but Nexus is looking like it has a few cracks in it.*CM Punk looks on in back, as SPEED Muscle comes out for their mystery challenge. Then, this theme hits.* Wait a second. I know this theme. Oh my god. There's Jim Cornette! It's the Briscoes!! Mark and Jay Briscoe! The Ring of Honor World Tag Team Champions!!Fourth Bout: SPEED Muscle v. Briscoe BrothersSPEED Muscle early on works well against the Briscoes, but they don’t count on the toughness and tenacity of Jay and Mark, the former ROH World Tag Team Champions. In the end, the Briscoes outlast SPEED Muscle, as Jay nails Doi with the J-Driller for the win.Results: Briscoe Brothers d. SPEED Muscle in 17:39*CM Punk looks on disgusted, as the Briscoes get their hands raised in victory.* Fifth Bout: Chavo Guerrero v. Bryan DanielsonA battle between two veterans in the ring, and the fans love it. There’s battling chants of “LET’S GO CHAVO!! LET’S GO DRAGON!!” as the two men battle back and forth. Both men nailing all their signature moves, Chavo with the 3 Amigos and the Frog Splash, and Danielson with his suplexes. Finally, Danielson gets the 3 count with a bridging German Suplex.Results: Bryan Danielson d. Chavo Guerrero in 13:31*Danielson gets his hand raised in victory, but the victory is short-lived, as Nexus surrounds the ring, then surrounds Danielson. They just look at him, and watch as he slowly gets out of the ring. We cut to backstage, CM Punk is pacing back and forth as SPEED Muscle stands there.* I can't believe this. I thought I taught you two well. Where did I go wrong? You couldn't even beat a pair of SPOT MONKEYS!! I should just get rid of you two right now!! But I won't. I still see promise in you two. But now, the training gets tougher. We will show these fools the light.*Punk's about to continue, but HG walks by.* FOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Hey there, handsome. How bout celebrating with me tonight after I win the Jr. X Crown Championship? Keep it in mind.*HG walks away as Punk looks on, stunned.* Sixth Bout: Chris Jericho v. Ted DiBiase Jr.Jericho and DiBiase battle back and forth, knowing a shot at the Fatal Four Way is on the line. Both men are very skilled technical wrestlers and are showing it off here. Jericho looks like he’s got DiBiase locked in the Walls of Jericho, but DiBiase escapes. Then, Ted tries to nail the Dream Street, but Jericho blocks it. In the end, Jericho earns a spot, pinning DiBiase after a top rope splash.Results: Chris Jericho d. Ted DiBiase Jr. in 19:51And Jericho looks to get back on top of the mountain, qualifying for the third spot in the No. 1 Contender's Match!Seventh Bout: Jr. X-Crown Championship: Petey Williams (c) v. Austin Aries v. Milano Collection AT v. Razon Ramon HGIt’s a tight battle between four of the best, and it’s anyone’s gain, as it’s the first pin to win. All four go after each other, trying to either get a pinfall or submission quickly. But Austin Aries surprises them all, regaining the Jr. X-Crown Championship after rolling up Petey.Results: Austin Aries d. Petey Williams (c), Milano Collection AT, and Razor Ramon HG in 13:23*Aries raises his hands in jubilation, as Mills hands him the Jr. X-Crown Championship. Aries stands on the turnbuckle, holding the belt high over his head.* *Darren Young walks out, confident and cocky, as he looks out at the crowd, hearing the boos left and right. Then, this theme hits, confusing Young, until the man walks out, and the place erupts!* Eighth Bout: Darren Young v. Go ShiozakiMisawa’s protégé surprises Young right off the bat, using his technical skills that made him a GHC Heavyweight Champion. Young tries to come back, but Shiozaki continues to dominate, even nailing him with the Go Flasher!! In the end, Shiozaki takes down Young, nailing him with the Super Kick!Results: Go Shiozaki d. Darren Young in 10:16Main Event: Jeff Jarrett v. Wade BarrettWade Barrett overpowers the former World Champion, taking him down left and right. Jarrett gets a few moves in here and there, but it’s not enough, as Barrett qualifies for the last spot in the Fatal Four Way, taking Jarrett down with a vicious hook.Results: Wade Barrett d. Jeff Jarrett in 11:34*Barrett gets his hand raised in victory, but we see the masked attacker backstage on the Fire Pro Tron, standing over Heath Slater, leaving another message. "Bang"*
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Sept 30, 2010 23:45:11 GMT -5
Hmmmm, I'm considering getting in on this. Guess I just PM the guys I want?
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Post by Lupin the Third on Sept 30, 2010 23:50:17 GMT -5
(Hmmmm, I'm considering getting in on this. Guess I just PM the guys I want?) Yep.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Oct 1, 2010 3:00:09 GMT -5
Next time on FPCW....
The Austin Aries Championship Celebration!!
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Post by Lupin the Third on Oct 1, 2010 23:49:24 GMT -5
From FPCW.com.
*Due to the attack by Nexus, Bumblebee will no longer be able to compete on the FPCW Rookie Challenge. However, due to the eliminations being a vote-off only, he will be replaced. And you the viewers get to decide who gets a chance. Message us here at FPCW to get your say!*
But yeah, IM me to say who you want on the show. After this show, we'll begin the eliminations.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 2, 2010 9:14:18 GMT -5
So is Slater injured like Otunga?
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Post by Lupin the Third on Oct 2, 2010 14:00:08 GMT -5
So is Slater injured like Otunga? Not really injured. Just attacked. Because Gabriel was attacked, and he had a match with Edge.
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Post by The Tank on Oct 2, 2010 14:04:32 GMT -5
*reads show*
For the record, Speed, The Briscoes AREN'T the ROH Tag Champs right now.
The Kings of Wrestling have had 'em since April.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Oct 2, 2010 15:14:10 GMT -5
*reads show* For the record, Speed, The Briscoes AREN'T the ROH Tag Champs right now. The Kings of Wrestling have had 'em since April. *Does some investigating.* Whoops.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Oct 3, 2010 23:00:06 GMT -5
This week on the FPCW Rookie Challenge:
Each of the rookies get to show their stuff when each one takes on a pro in the FPCW. But the mystery is: which one will they face?
Also, due to Nexus' brutal attack, Bumblebee is no longer able to compete for the contract. However, one man will take his place. Who will it be?
Tune in to find out!!
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