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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 4, 2010 23:46:43 GMT -5
Seth: Kris.....you lost, and yes.....I agree that Hangman is insane, but you should have known that before you agreed to face him in a Hardcore Championship contenders match. Look, you talk about hating these "hardcore monkies" as you call them, you do know I instituted another belt that is pure wrestling called the Championship of Honor. Hell, when I was wrestling..........I held that thing twice.
And.....thanks to that Man in Black, I was not able to say that there would be a 3 - Way Elimination Match for the chance to get a shot at the Championship of Honor because Jonathan Michaels is defending his belt at Championship Heatz and it will be against one of the three contestants brave honorable enough to take this match for next week's NiteRaw.
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on May 5, 2010 0:57:21 GMT -5
DR Jackson: It may not have been a walk in the park, but the new DR Jackson. The true Era of Attitude kicked off with a huge win. And believe me, this was the first win of many.
There was no controversy, no foul play. Simply proof that when he wants to be, The Black Dynasty is a monster of domination.
I never cheated, took no shortcuts, yet you people still refuse to accept me. I can be your hero, one you can look up to. One you can aspire to be, one you can tell your children about, but no...
You prefer to look to false prophets and hasbeens such as littlenaitch. And I have to ask why? He started his career as true scum here and the only reason he turned to the fans for support was when someone was able to be as scummy and dirty as him.
But now we walks these halls as "the man", "the icon", "the legend", we all view him as the measuring stick here for all he's done.
Which is why if the Era of Attitude is to be taken seriously, for me to be accepted as the hero I am, I need to take this measuring stick... And break it in half!
Neither enemy nor friend 'Naitch... Just the way of the Black Dynasty... Damn Right!
Oh and P.S. That little hacker who's been getting in my way? I get it, you don't like what nyself and the superstars of the future are doing... You want to be nostalgic at my expense? You think you can get in my head leading into my match against Littlenaitch next week? Well you can just get out of my way!
Damn Right!
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Post by The Hangman on May 5, 2010 2:24:14 GMT -5
*walks into the locker room after his match*
Hah, that's right, just like I said earlier, a mere rest stop on the way to the Hardcore title.
Kobain, you can talk all the shit you want, but once again, I proved you are a pure nobody, who can't get it done in the ring. 2 wins over you attest to that.
Vokuon, it seems you have conflicting loyalties as of late. Well, don't worry, even when I beat you for the title, I'd still welcome you in.
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Post by smokinvokoun on May 5, 2010 2:44:45 GMT -5
*walks into the locker room after his match*
Hah, that's right, just like I said earlier, a mere rest stop on the way to the Hardcore title.
Kobain, you can talk all the s*** you want, but once again, I proved you are a pure nobody, who can't get it done in the ring. 2 wins over you attest to that.
Vokuon, it seems you have conflicting loyalties as of late. Well, don't worry, even when I beat you for the title, I'd still welcome you in. Hangman....you think your a real man huh? You know I'm sitting here with this championship belt and I ask myself "who are the true men of the WWCF" Well, from what I've seen and who've I've wrestled...NOT VERY MUCH!!!! The biggest man in the WWCF, who I have tons of respect for is BOILER ROOM BRAWLER!!! Hangman, you couldn't even be half the man as he is.....AND YOUR NOT EVEN THE TENTH OF THE MAN I AM!!! Oh yes, I go on and on about my hard luck life....but I can tell you Hangman, from the bottom of my heart....I've earned every good thing and bad thing that has ever come my way. And you know what...I EARNED THIS BETL!!!! And this Sunday on Heatz....if you really think that you can take this Hardcore belt from me....then you have to pry it...from my cold...dead....HANDS!!!!!! Just think about that Hangman.....JUST THINK ABOUT IT!!!!![/color]
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Post by smokinvokoun on May 5, 2010 2:52:16 GMT -5
Oh....and one more thing....to all those NEWZ sites who claimed that Smokin Vokoun was dead...well then I must say that the rumors of my demise were greatly...EXAGGERATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*He pounds his head into a locker. Leaving a huge dent*[/color]
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Post by The Captain on May 5, 2010 10:05:16 GMT -5
Well, can't win them all, can you? Especially when you have a guitar smashed in your face! Still feeling that, by the way. Though I guess it speaks far more for the Heavy Metal Express than Jazzman and M.O.P. that you need to use your road crew, groupies, and Little Jimmy the Retarded Intern, who's only there because he's the son of the guy from the record label, to finally get a win over us.
But make no mistake, this is but a speed bump on my road to championship gold! Speaking of which, there's an opportunity for that in the future. Next week on Niteraw, there's a Contender's Match for the Championship of Honor. And yours truly, the Paragon of Excellence, will be participating! The current champion and I go way back. We're old friends and haven't faced each other in the ring since I was a part of WWCF Corporate! Remember that?
Anyway, I don't want to get ahead of myself. There's still two other jabronis competing for the spot. But I can't think of anything more fitting of that championship match then two old friends who have nothing but respect for each other competing for the honor of being champion.
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Post by littlenaitch on May 5, 2010 17:01:54 GMT -5
Littlenaitch listens to DR Jackson's comments on WWCF.com and is seen getting angry as DR's video ends.
LN: I am getting pretty sick of people around here calling me a has been considering that this company hasn't even turned two years old yet!!
I have not won that many matches as of late but that does not mean that I am washed up. DR, I don't know what your problem with me is but I am going to shut that big mouth of yours up next week on NiteRaw.
Now obviously Jackson you don't remember history all that well because the reason I turned into a fan favorite was because TheSam sold The Family to Team Corporate which I wasn't a fan of but I couldn't leave the Corporation because The Sam owned my contract so I couldn't get out if so even though I was officially a member of the Corporation, I did my own thing and plus I was feuding with Seth who everyone hated so there you go.
I do remember the last time we wrestled Jackson and you did clean my clock pretty well but this time I will be well prepared as I am going to attack all your weakneses and I am going to make you tap on NiteRaw next week Jackson and maybe if you're lucky, i wont break your legs!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 5, 2010 17:31:27 GMT -5
Seth: It seems we have two men for the match to crown the number one contender for the Championship of Honor, we just need one more and we will have the triple threat match that I plan on seeing.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on May 5, 2010 17:47:18 GMT -5
So, we won the match on NiteRaw, against a former World champion and a former Inter-Forum champion. That's all well and good, but I'm still not entirely happy.
We won these tag titles fair and square. I've said it before, and no doubt I'll say it again, people doubted that we could do it. But it happened - we beat the Southwest Connection 1-2-3, using our wrestling ability and nothing else. Initially I was happy that Heavy Metal Hollywood was expanding as a stable, I thought it would send us to the stratosphere. But the fact is that our win/loss record hasn't exactly been stellar since becoming champions, and I think having an entourage is a big part of that.
Those 3 ladies are proving to be too much of a distraction. I want to get out there and wrestle matches, but they always want to tag along, just like Axl and Vince. And now when we do get a win, its because they are interfering in our matches. I had things under control with Jazzman, but then I discover that Dave is waffling people with guitars, while all manner of shenanigans is happening outside the ring. Its always nice to pick up a win, but I still wanna prove to everybody that we can do it on our own terms. We need to adopt the mentality that made us champions, instead of relying on others to get the job done.
Now I discover that the next challengers are the Truth Coalition. Fine by me. I don't entirely agree with your little crusade, but I respect the both of you as wrestlers. However, our tag reign is just getting started, my friends. There are a number of teams who want a shot at us, and they'll all get one eventually, but they can expect to be extremely disappointed. This week I'll be in Dave's corner when he faces Yellow Jacket in a singles match, but I'll only get involved if Evil M decides to stick his nose in. Otherwise, I have full confidence in Dave's ability to get the job done, and I will ensure that the entourage doesn't have anything to do until the match is over, when they can serve their true purpose.
The Metal Express are still your tag team champions, and will be for a long, long time to come. And if you don't like it, we don't care.
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Post by Viva on May 5, 2010 18:53:15 GMT -5
So, we won the match on NiteRaw, against a former World champion and a former Inter-Forum champion. That's all well and good, but I'm still not entirely happy.
We won these tag titles fair and square. I've said it before, and no doubt I'll say it again, people doubted that we could do it. But it happened - we beat the Southwest Connection 1-2-3, using our wrestling ability and nothing else. Initially I was happy that Heavy Metal Hollywood was expanding as a stable, I thought it would send us to the stratosphere. But the fact is that our win/loss record hasn't exactly been stellar since becoming champions, and I think having an entourage is a big part of that.
Those 3 ladies are proving to be too much of a distraction. I want to get out there and wrestle matches, but they always want to tag along, just like Axl and Vince. And now when we do get a win, its because they are interfering in our matches. I had things under control with Jazzman, but then I discover that Dave is waffling people with guitars, while all manner of shenanigans is happening outside the ring. Its always nice to pick up a win, but I still wanna prove to everybody that we can do it on our own terms. We need to adopt the mentality that made us champions, instead of relying on others to get the job done.
Now I discover that the next challengers are the Truth Coalition. Fine by me. I don't entirely agree with your little crusade, but I respect the both of you as wrestlers. However, our tag reign is just getting started, my friends. There are a number of teams who want a shot at us, and they'll all get one eventually, but they can expect to be extremely disappointed. This week I'll be in Dave's corner when he faces Yellow Jacket in a singles match, but I'll only get involved if Evil M decides to stick his nose in. Otherwise, I have full confidence in Dave's ability to get the job done, and I will ensure that the entourage doesn't have anything to do until the match is over, when they can serve their true purpose.
The Metal Express are still your tag team champions, and will be for a long, long time to come. And if you don't like it, we don't care. Spoken like a true asshole. You do what it takes to win. I really don't like what I'm hearing from you. Why do you give a shit what people think? As long as those belts are around your waste, you command respect. Regardless of how you keep them there.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on May 5, 2010 19:41:10 GMT -5
You're right, I should command respect. But I get absolutely none. None whatsoever.
I want The Metal Express to be the most dominant tag team in history. That's Dave and I. Not Dave, Axl, Vince, Alexa or anyone else you care to mention. I want us to win every match as decisively as when we beat the Southwest Connection. We were determined to prove them and everybody else wrong by showcasing our natural ability, and that's exactly what we did. But ever since then, it hasn't been the same. These people are getting us into situations that I don't feel we should be involved in. It shouldn't take a guitar shot and a distraction to beat Jazzman and M.O.P.
Sure, you think I'm talking like an "asshole". You might be right. Maybe its frustration getting the better of me. But when you're a champion who loses matches left, right and centre, and can only win them through outside interference, you're treated like a joke, by management, by other wrestlers and by the fans. And I am not a joke, Viva. I busted my ass for months on end, and while I couldn't get the results I wanted all the time, I felt good about myself. I always thought I could learn from each mistake and come back stronger.
But now, I feel like I'm going round and round in ever-decreasing circles. I love being a champion, and we deserve to be champions, but this is hardly been the glorious reign I have in mind. Hopefully this match against the Truth Coalition will change that. Hell, maybe your words will motivate me. I am determined to earn that respect, but on my own merit.
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Post by The Hangman on May 5, 2010 20:23:54 GMT -5
*walks into the locker room after his match*
Hah, that's right, just like I said earlier, a mere rest stop on the way to the Hardcore title.
Kobain, you can talk all the s*** you want, but once again, I proved you are a pure nobody, who can't get it done in the ring. 2 wins over you attest to that.
Vokuon, it seems you have conflicting loyalties as of late. Well, don't worry, even when I beat you for the title, I'd still welcome you in. Hangman....you think your a real man huh? You know I'm sitting here with this championship belt and I ask myself "who are the true men of the WWCF" Well, from what I've seen and who've I've wrestled...NOT VERY MUCH!!!! The biggest man in the WWCF, who I have tons of respect for is BOILER ROOM BRAWLER!!! Hangman, you couldn't even be half the man as he is.....AND YOUR NOT EVEN THE TENTH OF THE MAN I AM!!! Oh yes, I go on and on about my hard luck life....but I can tell you Hangman, from the bottom of my heart....I've earned every good thing and bad thing that has ever come my way. And you know what...I EARNED THIS BETL!!!! And this Sunday on Heatz....if you really think that you can take this Hardcore belt from me....then you have to pry it...from my cold...dead....HANDS!!!!!! Just think about that Hangman.....JUST THINK ABOUT IT!!!!![/color][/quote] Heh, let's not sugarcoat this crap, OK? Boiler? He's just some fat recluse with a vocal problem who carries a big pipe to satisfy his Freudian desire of compensating for a small penis. You? Just some trucker trash. You two can f*** eachother in the ass all you want if you want to betray us to join him and his so-called "Family", but you sure as shit aren't taking that belt with you.
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Post by Kris Kobain on May 5, 2010 20:33:13 GMT -5
For once in your miserable little life Sleuth Duskin you're right. I did know The Hangman was insane when I agreed to face him; But who am I to disapoint the Kobainites? What kind of hero backs down from a challenge? Are you saying I deserved the post match attack and these stitches in my head for going out there to keep the fans from being bored? Did I deserve to be brutaly put through a table? How could an egotistical jackass like you ever truly hold a title with the name honor? Honor is something you know nothing about you pandering moron. So I'm now in a triple threat match to name a number one contender for the Championship of Honor? Let's look at the oppoenents shall we? First we have a faceless, nameless contender but we'll get to M.O.P. in a minute. Let's talk about how no one else has stepped up for this match. You would think Strep throat Drakkeens office would be filled with people requesting to be in a match with Kris Kobain. A lot of people claim they want to shut Kris Kobain up. A lot of people claim they want to teach me respect. Yet they're all hiding. Maybe they're blinded by the shine of the brightest star in the busines. Maybe they don't want to step in the ring with their hero. We all know the lockeroom is full of Kobaintes. Step up kids. I'll help you shine brighter than you ever thought possible. M.O.P. has made a tragicly unhip return to the ring. It's clear from your performances that M.O.P. stands for Moldy Old Prune. Go back to the returement home grandpa. Save yourself some face and quit walking and talking like a spiv. M.O.P. you better learn how to become fire proof because sooner rather than later you're going to feel The Afterburn.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 5, 2010 20:41:26 GMT -5
For once in your miserable little life Sleuth Duskin you're right. I did know The Hangman was insane when I agreed to face him; But who am I to disapoint the Kobainites? What kind of hero backs down from a challenge? Are you saying I deserved the post match attack and these stitches in my head for going out there to keep the fans from being bored? Did I deserve to be brutaly put through a table? How could an egotistical jackass like you ever truly hold a title with the name honor? Honor is something you know nothing about you pandering moron. So I'm now in a triple threat match to name a number one contender for the Championship of Honor? Let's look at the oppoenents shall we? First we have a faceless, nameless contender but we'll get to M.O.P. in a minute. Let's talk about how no one else has stepped up for this match. You would think Strep throat Drakkeens office would be filled with people requesting to be in a match with Kris Kobain. A lot of people claim they want to shut Kris Kobain up. A lot of people claim they want to teach me respect. Yet they're all hiding. Maybe they're blinded by the shine of the brightest star in the busines. Maybe they don't want to step in the ring with their hero. We all know the lockeroom is full of Kobaintes. Step up kids. I'll help you shine brighter than you ever thought possible. M.O.P. has made a tragicly unhip return to the ring. It's clear from your performances that M.O.P. stands for Moldy Old Prune. Go back to the returement home grandpa. Save yourself some face and quit walking and talking like a spiv. M.O.P. you better learn how to become fire proof because sooner rather than later you're going to feel The Afterburn. Seth: Just because I was egotistical did not mean I had honor. I followed the Rules of Honor and if you look at the rules, you would see that following those rules were not an easy task. Even more daunting is that if I broke one of those rules, I would lose my title. Yes, I could lose my title by running away aka countout or as the second champion Jazzman learned.....lose your title via disqualification.
Following the Rules of Honor are not easy. It takes more than braun and bravado to hold it, it takes brains as well.
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Post by Kris Kobain on May 5, 2010 20:51:22 GMT -5
You can pat yourself on the back all you want Dilbert. It doesn't make you any better. Now why don't you show some honor and respect for this business and punish The Hangman for his unprevoked post match attack on me? Make him take his mask off and look at his own hideous face in the mirror. He tortured me now he deserves to be tortured. Make him sit and listen to one of your long winded speeches about how everyone should desire to be like you. I want to file an official complaint. I also want you, this company or Hangman to pay my medical bills. If you can put your fish sticks down long enough to focus and do your job I would be appreciative.
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Post by The Hangman on May 5, 2010 20:57:07 GMT -5
You earned every little injury and scar when you decided to step into my world, boy.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 5, 2010 21:52:30 GMT -5
You can pat yourself on the back all you want Dilbert. It doesn't make you any better. Now why don't you show some honor and respect for this business and punish The Hangman for his unprevoked post match attack on me? Make him take his mask off and look at his own hideous face in the mirror. He tortured me now he deserves to be tortured. Make him sit and listen to one of your long winded speeches about how everyone should desire to be like you. I want to file an official complaint. I also want you, this company or Hangman to pay my medical bills. If you can put your fish sticks down long enough to focus and do your job I would be appreciative. Seth: Complaint noted and denied.....and the company already pays for your insurance. This isn't WWE or TNA where you are an independent contractor. You might want to look at your contract again.
Also, I don't expect everyone to be like me....heck, I don't expect half of the people in this company to even like me. Why?? Because that would be a losing battle. Oh and until you break something like your jawbone, don't complain to me about me.
Also under the law of masked wrestling, I can not force a man to take off his mask unless he puts it on the line as a stipulation.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on May 5, 2010 22:52:53 GMT -5
Hangman....you think your a real man huh? You know I'm sitting here with this championship belt and I ask myself "who are the true men of the WWCF" Well, from what I've seen and who've I've wrestled...NOT VERY MUCH!!!! The biggest man in the WWCF, who I have tons of respect for is BOILER ROOM BRAWLER!!! Hangman, you couldn't even be half the man as he is.....AND YOUR NOT EVEN THE TENTH OF THE MAN I AM!!! Oh yes, I go on and on about my hard luck life....but I can tell you Hangman, from the bottom of my heart....I've earned every good thing and bad thing that has ever come my way. And you know what...I EARNED THIS BETL!!!! And this Sunday on Heatz....if you really think that you can take this Hardcore belt from me....then you have to pry it...from my cold...dead....HANDS!!!!!! Just think about that Hangman.....JUST THINK ABOUT IT!!!!! [/color][/quote] Heh, let's not sugarcoat this crap, OK? Boiler? He's just some fat recluse with a vocal problem who carries a big pipe to satisfy his Freudian desire of compensating for a small penis. You? Just some trucker trash. You two can f*** eachother in the ass all you want if you want to betray us to join him and his so-called "Family", but you sure as s*** aren't taking that belt with you.[/quote] Okay,I heard "Boiler," "Freudian," and "Family" in there somewhere, and judging from your manner of speaking, none of it could have been positive.
Listen close, you Brazilian bastard. I don't understand you, but I know that you understand me, BRB.
If you ever, EVER interfere with another one of my matches, Man in Black or not, I'm going to beat some respect into you with my big, massive, pipe wrench.
Don't believe me? Why don't you talk to M.O.P.? Or DR Jackson? And now the Smokin' Vokoun and let me tell you brother, he won'd be jokin'! All of them have had respect beaten into them by me, and you wanna know something? They beat a little respect into me too.
But you, Hangman? You're going to take a lot of beating to even be respected, and when we do finally face off in the squared circle you'll be taken to the Boiling Point and you will never, EVER forget it.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on May 5, 2010 22:53:09 GMT -5
I'mgoing to do something I rarely do, mainly for the fact that the moment has never risen: admit defeat. I went toe to toe with DR Jackson, and I came up short. Both of us gave it our all, but Jackson was the one with his hand raised high. I may not like his attitude, but he's one of the few men on the roster with talent. Congratulations are in order.
I'm not going to let this defeat derail me, though. The Truth Coalition is in order for a WWCF Tag Team title shot. For those who don't believe we deserve it, watch NiteRaw next week. We'll prove to the world that our time to take over the tag team division after I defeat D-Day Dave.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on May 5, 2010 23:08:39 GMT -5
*We see Seth Drakin in his office* Seth: Well it seems we have the number one contender for the World Title in Jay Carrol. If you missed the end, Viva has given Jay Carrol a one on one match at Championship Heatz.
Which leaves us to the number one contender for the Championship of Honor. Now as a former Champion of Honor, I think......*crackle* *crackle* Now alot of people wonder why I don't like the Brawler And my answer is
The reason that I want to cripple,wound,maim,brutalize,manhandle,rape,annihilate,gouge,defenestrate and hurt the man is..............Just because frankly
Just everything about him combine in flaming hurricane of things that make me see Bright Red and seeth
But don't worry there Hombre's I don't like to disappoint so I'm going to talk about what he's going to look afterwards
Now all of you at home take a Chameleon now put him on a piece of hot pink construction paper now take some multicolored confetti and sprinkle it on top of him now and here's where it gets tricky put him in an all white room with a Disco Ball and laser light show set up and turn it on
Now after you turn the lights back on and look at the walls you'll know what's to come*crackle* *crackle* Seth: And that is my opinion on who the number one contender should be. I can't be the only one noticing this. Tell me I'm not the only one.
The Man in Black is real, and I'm telling everyone that I will get him in that ring.
You're making an enemy, Man in Black, and if you look at my history, I am NOT someone that you would ever, EVER want to make enemies with.
Why don't you quit with the mind games appear in that very ring next week?
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