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Post by delurked on May 1, 2010 14:51:38 GMT -5
Titanonthere you are a big guy and I respect you. When we get in the ring i will give you everything I got. You might beat or you might not. I can guarantee one thing it wont be without a fight. You can expect I will give you the fight of your life it doesn't matter the size dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog. Dream Warrior let me first say thanks for the kind words. We don't see as much dignity and mutual respect in this business as we should. Your addition to the WWCF roster is a step in the right direction to changing that. Second; I've read your story and watched you on tape and have been doubly impressed. You're doing a great thing dedicating your career to your fallen friend. And given the video evidence from your match with Kris Kobain, its a career you're going to go far in, Dream Warrior. Third; do not mistake my kindness for weakness. This Sunday night on Heatz!, once the ref has called for the bell to start our match, I'm going to do everything the rules allow to put you down. You may be the new guy here Dream Warrior, but I have as much to prove to the WWCF Galaxy as you. I need this win, even if it takes putting you through the ring with the Extinction Event to do it. But I promise you this, Dream Warrior, once that bell is rung again, win, lose, or draw, I will gladly and proudly shake your hand.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 1, 2010 17:18:18 GMT -5
*Backstage we see G. Neric interviewing Jessica Morton in the her and Seth's office at the arena.*
Fred: I am here in the private offices of CEO Seth Drakin and Commissioner Jessica Morton talking with the latter. Now Seth made a huge announcement about the main event for our next ppv Survivor Tag Team Series as well as an edition of Championship Heatz where every WWCF Title will be defended.
Jessica: Yes, it should be a big two nights this May.
Fred: Now we already know the opponents for most of the title matches, but what about the Championship of Honor and the World Heavyweight Title.
Jessica: Honestly, Seth and I have gone through many candidates in our heads. M.O.P. of course has always been a top option as he has made a huge impact since his return. Little Naitch is always an option for the Championship of Honor since he can't compete for the World Title until Viva is no longer champion. Tyfo of course has the Money In The Bank Briefcase, but Seth nor I have heard from the guy on any of his plans. Of course, Jonathan as well have several others have offered to pull double duty, but I am not sure how fair it will be for them. Those who were in the Thunderdome have all asked for another shot at the World Title. Honestly right now.......neither of us know who will be getting either shot.
Fred: Now I know you and Seth have been bothered by a certain individual and...
Jessica: Let me talk about this Kris Kobain. Kris, I don't know where you got the idea that I had a thing for you, but I seriously dont. You wanted your time in the ring and I gave that to you as long as you took care of the public bathrooms. You think I plan on signing your petition to fire my boyfriend, Seth Drakin? You are clearly insane. You are not going to get enough signatures to sign that thing because most of the people who have an issue with Seth Drakin have always felt the best way of showing him up is winning. Viva thought that way and you know what, he did get the last laugh as he is the world champion. The only signatures you are going to get for your petition is from disgruntled employees who cant do anything else but whine and complain. Kris.....you are nothing but a man child and I hope that Hangman gives you a good asskicking.
Fred: Well....I see you have alot to say to Kris.
Jessica: That guy just gets on my nerves and in my true opinion, the reason he lies about getting dates from all of these women including me is to hide the insecurity of not being able to have a girlfriend of his own.
Fred: Well, Jessica Morton here folks. Having no problem speaking for herself on matters. Thanks for your time and thankfully this time I don't have to be thrown out of your office.
Jessica: Don't tempt me, Fred.
Fred: Okay....I will be going then.
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Post by The Hangman on May 1, 2010 18:04:51 GMT -5
"Get the light out of my eyes Joe! Now let's talk about a few things shall we? First let's talk about The Hangman's claim that he is going to be in a pointless match with a man he already beat. I alredy told you, you mangy mutt, you beat me by luck. There is no way in hell you can beat the prince of prediction, the master of manipulation, the greatest of the great Kris Kobain ever again. Don't believe me? We'll see on Niteraw who exactly is better than the rest. Here's a tip Pipi Longstockings it isn't the hooded freak I'm facing.
*In the WWCF breakroom, making a sandwich, and sees this*
*As he eats his Sandwich*
That's mighty big talk for someone who didn't even land one single offensive manuever in our match. Of course, his whole time here so far is just big talk while sucking pure and utter cock in the ring, metaphorically speaking.
Oh well, back to my Sandwich.
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Post by Kris Kobain on May 1, 2010 23:57:40 GMT -5
Let's address a few issues shall we?
Dear Jessica you filthy little ring rat. I never claimed to have a date with you. I merely said I had to do dirty things to get some air time. Nice to know I weigh so heavily on your mind. As far as the other women on this roster I think I've made it very clear that I want the Heavymetal Hollywood hoes to stay clear of me. That leaves Sara Nakatomi who yes I will admit I have mentioned dates with. Merely to get under JM's skin. Don't worry though I have no problem adding slander to my list of complaints. As far as your little boyfriend is concerned it's nice seeing him hide behind his woman.
Hangman enjoy your sandwich. It's going to be your last meal. The only thing I've accomplished is sucking cock in the ring? That's pretty funny coming from a guy whose career highlight is non existent. The only thing people remember about your matches are the dreams they have while they sleep through them. See you at Niteraw kid. Don't choke.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 2, 2010 8:51:16 GMT -5
Jessica: My boyfriend has had my back enough times, but finally I am going to call you out for what you are. You are an envious, ungrateful little man. You expect the world to be handed to you on a silver platter when everyone knows that is not how it works.
*Seth comes in*
Seth: Well, I'm back from some business, what's going on??
Jessica: I am telling the truth about that slimeball known as Kris Kobain.
Seth: Oh yeah.............that guy. You really shouldn't let that guy get to you. I used to be bothered by him until I realized that the guy was just being childish and all he wants is attention. I recommend we ignore the guy.
Jessica: Sounds like a good idea.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on May 2, 2010 15:30:35 GMT -5
Let's address a few issues shall we? Dear Jessica you filthy little ring rat. I never claimed to have a date with you. I merely said I had to do dirty things to get some air time. Nice to know I weigh so heavily on your mind. As far as the other women on this roster I think I've made it very clear that I want the Heavymetal Hollywood hoes to stay clear of me. That leaves Sara Nakatomi who yes I will admit I have mentioned dates with. Merely to get under JM's skin. Don't worry though I have no problem adding slander to my list of complaints. As far as your little boyfriend is concerned it's nice seeing him hide behind his woman. Hangman enjoy your sandwich. It's going to be your last meal. The only thing I've accomplished is sucking c**k in the ring? That's pretty funny coming from a guy whose career highlight is non existent. The only thing people remember about your matches are the dreams they have while they sleep through them. See you at Niteraw kid. Don't choke. Please, Kobain, I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole, I prefer to date men.That's right, Kris, There's only one man in her pan. . . I mean life and that's me.
Now I understand you have a little petition to rid this company of Seth Drakin, give it to me.*Jonathan takes the petition and the pen and starts to sign, he then stops and breaks the clipboard over his knee*
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Post by Kris Kobain on May 2, 2010 16:01:38 GMT -5
Who let these women out of the kitchen? Seriously Fakin Drakin and JM get your aprons back on and get back to baking your cookies and little easy bake oven pies. I demand you replace my clipboard as well! You hear me? I will not take this abuse from you two egotistical little Leave It To Beaver watching Smurf loving Turtle waxing Chunky peanut butter eating salad tossing little bastards. I am the present and future of the WWCF. I am a huge star! I demand you treat me as such! It quite clear that you're just jealous that the Kobainites out there chant my name and ooh and ahh at every single turn of my matches while they hit the exits when you lamewads step through the curtain. Show's over stooges. You're looking at the best and brightest. You're looking at Kris Kobain.
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2010 16:07:49 GMT -5
Kris Kobain. I understand you have an issue of sorts with our benevolent boss, Seth Drakin. Let me explain something to you.
Before Mr. Drakin came to power, this place was a cesspool, filled with lowlives and bottomfeeders and, as much as I hate to say this, I was the worst of the bunch. I willingly whored myself out in the most brutal matches possible, just to earn the adoration of the people. But thanks to my partner Yellow Jacket, as well as Mr. Drakin's kindness, I saw the light. Mr. Drakin saved me from possible career ending injuries. He has helped turn this company around, and I love him for it!
So if you have a problem with Mr. Drakin, you have a problem with me. Got it?
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on May 2, 2010 16:10:40 GMT -5
Who let these women out of the kitchen? Seriously Fakin Drakin and JM get your aprons back on and get back to baking your cookies and little easy bake oven pies. I demand you replace my clipboard as well! You hear me? I will not take this abuse from you two egotistical little Leave It To Beaver watching Smurf loving Turtle waxing Chunky peanut butter eating salad tossing little bastards. I am the present and future of the WWCF. I am a huge star! I demand you treat me as such! It quite clear that you're just jealous that the Kobainites out there chant my name and ooh and ahh at every single turn of my matches while they hit the exits when you lamewads step through the curtain. Show's over stooges. You're looking at the best and brightest. You're looking at Kris Kobain. You see, Kobain, I don't much care for Drakin, either, but at least we all know him, if you had your way, they'd just bring in some new guy who thinks he knows the wrestling business, so the bottom line is, better the devil you know, than the one you don't.
And, Cut.
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Post by Kris Kobain on May 2, 2010 16:17:24 GMT -5
My dear dear Evil M, care to translate your speech? All I heard was baaa! baaa! baaa! If you were any farther up Stinkin Drakin's butt we'd have to send a search and rescue party in for you. Follow the leader little lamb.
JM. As much as I HATE to have to say this......it pains me so.......but maybe you're right....MAYBE! I want a boss who will treat me with the respect I deserve. A boss that won't let little weiners like Dream Warrior come and go as they please! A boss that isn't blinded by his own personal agenda! AND I want a new clipboard!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on May 2, 2010 16:20:36 GMT -5
You want a new clipboard?
One that won't make you sick?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 2, 2010 16:31:58 GMT -5
My dear dear Evil M, care to translate your speech? All I heard was baaa! baaa! baaa! If you were any farther up Stinkin Drakin's butt we'd have to send a search and rescue party in for you. Follow the leader little lamb. JM. As much as I HATE to have to say this......it pains me so.......but maybe you're right....MAYBE! I want a boss who will treat me with the respect I deserve. A boss that won't let little weiners like Dream Warrior come and go as they please! A boss that isn't blinded by his own personal agenda! AND I want a new clipboard! Seth: Get your own clipboard.....hippie!!!!
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Post by littlenaitch on May 2, 2010 17:28:52 GMT -5
The New Blackjacks theme hits over the PA System of the Parts Unknown Arena as The Family walks through the curtain to a thunderous ovation! Littlenaitch, Tyfo, Jay Carrol and Boiler Room Brawler all make their way to the ring as the fans are going crazy. They all step into the ring as Littlenaitch is handed a microphone as the crowd quiets down a bit.
LN- Boy does it feel good to be out here in front of all you fans today.
Crowd errupts
LN: So as you can see The Family is all here and we are a strong, cohesive unit. I have been hearing the rumors that The Family are not as strong as we claim we are which is fine because we have absolutely no problem proving everyone wrong. This unit has three future World Heavyweight Champions in it which I don't see Heavy Metal Hollywood having. I am not including myself in that three because I am a former World Champion and my goal right now is to see my three partners reach the top of the mountain but don't be fooled because if I get another shot at the belt, I will walk out as the new champion!
Littlenaitch passes the mic over to Jay Carroll.
*Jay Carroll sits perched on the top rope, observing the crowd*
Unlike other factions around here, borne of necessity and desperation, all 4 members of The Family have had varying degrees of success here in the WWCF even without being members of a group. The most decorated tag team in WWCF history stands in this very ring. The current Inter-Forum champion stands in this very ring. Heavy Metal Hollywood never stood a chance against us, no matter who they install as a bassist or keep at ringside to interfere in matches. Your founder is a guy who tried to sell the company out for financial gain, then ran with his tail tucked between his legs, then came back as the biggest poser in metal history. Your current leader is a putz who acts as if he's being held down by the man, all because deep inside he knows he was always carried by someone else around here, lucked into winning the World Title, and doesn't want the gravy train to end because he's got nothing else going. Your bassist thinks he's a spider... enough said. And your drummer is the only member of your entire group that isn't delusional, but then again that's like being the sanest man in the insane asylum. None of you can hold a candle to us, and beneath your overinflated egos you all know it. And if you have a problem with anything I just said, step up. You know where to find us.
Jay tosses the mic back to LN.
LN: You hit that right on the head Jay. Heavy Metal Hollywood has got to be the luckiest group of guys in this companies history. I mean Viva keeps getting lucky everytime he defends the title because he has stolen two victories from me and this guy can not seem to win without help. You see this man standing to my left (points to Tyfo holding up his briefcase), my long time tag team partner and best friend Tyfo, once he cashes in that Money in the Bank briefcase, Viva's reign of terror will be over!
To my right here we have the current Inter-Forum Champion and who was just recently a duel champion Boiler Room Brawler!
It seems that The Family is surrounded by enemies from all sides. But a family that fights together, stays together, and with The Sam there to coach us at every step of the way, I can guarantee you that in no time we will hold every belt that the WWCF has to offer.
Jay Carroll-
BRB prods Jay Carroll with his pipe wrench.
-here, he's obviously the next man in line to take your belt, Jonathan Michaels.
And The Southwest Connection...
BRB points to Littlenaitch and Tyfo.
They're tag team legends and they will take those belts off of Headbanger Man and D-Day Dave!
We got Mister Money in the Bank himself! Viva, you oughtta watch your back because the Pain Train could come like a thief in the night and take that belt from your waist. Could be tonight. Could be next Heatz! Could be at Wrestle CrApocalypse!
You got the best of Littlenaitch but it's only a matter of time before he becomes the very first two time, say it with us, two time WWCF World Champion!
As for me, BRB... Well, as a former double champion and current inter-Forum Champion, I am perhaps the biggest target in The Family right now.
The Smokin' Vokoun isn't jokin' about trying to pry this WWCF Hardcore Championship from my cold, dead fingers. You're a lot like me, Vokoun, and if you're enough like me, you might even win.
But I've also got that ballsy Brazilian The Hangman to worry about as well. I don't know a word of what you say, but maybe you'll understand a big, massive, pipe wrench buried into your skull is my way of telling you to stay at the kids' table.
But what about this belt?
BRB shakes the WWCF Inter-Forum Championship belt.
This belt is so sought after that Wrestle CrApocalypse is having a three-way match over Number One Contendership!
The winner ended up being the Revolution of Evolution who will now go on to face me, BRB, only to go down for the 1-2-3!
But no, I seem to have a fish to fry that is bigger than all of them. That elusive Man in Black!
You bided your time but why don't you stop with the mindgames and reveal your intentions?
I heard that promo of yours. You're right. It's only a matter of time before we face off in that squared circle and I take you to the Boiling Point for the 1-2-3 and send you packing once and for all!
I'm BRB, this are my WWCF Inter-Forum Championship belt, this is my big, massive, pipe wrench, and I'm handing it off to my man, the newly invented Jay Carroll!
*Jay takes the pipe wrench and holds it up in the air as the crowd errupts. Littlenaitch takes the mic.*
LN: As of right now we are putting this entire company on notice. We are not a family that you want to get on our bad side as because indiviually, we are each extremely tough, but together as a family, we are extremely dangerous, so stay out of our way and you wont get hurt!!
Oh one more thing, TTS, you are a great athlete but tomorrow night I get back to my winning ways and I might have to take out all my frustrations on you pal, so be forewarned!!
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Post by Square on May 2, 2010 18:30:53 GMT -5
Seriously, why are all the titles in this company held by ungrateful bastards? Boiler, if you think that the Inter-Forum title is just a little garnish for your "man in black" deal then you are horribly horribly mistaken. That title is coming to the Machine, courtesy of a Squareplosion across your moronic skull and there is nothing that can stop that. Enjoy that title for the time ou have it, because come Championship Heatz there is no way in HELL that your leaving with the gold.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on May 2, 2010 19:29:07 GMT -5
*In the back*
I wonder is the black guy is even real, or he's just some hired actor that fat boy hires to make himself look cool and mysterious and to get attention, of course.
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Post by Square on May 2, 2010 19:34:26 GMT -5
*In the back*
I wonder is the black guy is even real, or he's just some hired actor that fat boy hires to make himself look cool and mysterious and to get attention, of course. It's just TheSam trying to make Boiler relevant, you can tell by the lack of wrestling skills and the pot belly
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Post by Kris Kobain on May 3, 2010 4:47:15 GMT -5
Listen here JM you repungent freak. You broke my personal property! Now take your twenty five cent hair cut to the clipboard store and get me a new one!
As for you Snaggletooth Drakin. Do your your job! I want JM fined a minimum of fifty thousand dollars for destrcution of my personal property.
And another thing. Something seems to be lurking in the rafters and I want it extirpated immediatly!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 3, 2010 9:21:44 GMT -5
Listen here JM you repungent freak. You broke my personal property! Now take your twenty five cent hair cut to the clipboard store and get me a new one! As for you Snaggletooth Drakin. Do your your job! I want JM fined a minimum of fifty thousand dollars for destrcution of my personal property. And another thing. Something seems to be lurking in the rafters and I want it extirpated immediatly! Seth: How about...............NO.
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Post by Kris Kobain on May 3, 2010 10:13:12 GMT -5
Listen here JM you repungent freak. You broke my personal property! Now take your twenty five cent hair cut to the clipboard store and get me a new one! As for you Snaggletooth Drakin. Do your your job! I want JM fined a minimum of fifty thousand dollars for destrcution of my personal property. And another thing. Something seems to be lurking in the rafters and I want it extirpated immediatly! Seth: How about...............NO. You're the worst CEO in the history of CEO's. This is unfair treatement. I'm calling the labor board, social services, border patrol. You name it I'm calling it.
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Post by Jazzman on May 3, 2010 10:25:16 GMT -5
So, as some of you may have noticed, I haven't been saying much since Thunderdome because honestly, what do I have to say? I wasn't good enough to win that match, Viva was and Jay beat me again. Fair play to them both.
What I do have to say is dealing with my match right here tonight. Now, I've never really had success trying to do things with others. All my personal success came from me working hard on my own. MOP on the other hand has taken a different path. He was worked with some of the most powerful factions in this company's history before toppling Double A and becoming the IF champion.
It's funny to think that we started out together in the same group, and how within 1 year, we were the top 2 guys in the promotion. Now, the challenge is more difficult. I continue in this funk of mine where I'm just not good enough to win, and MOP continues to try to shake off his ring rust.
So, the powers that be saw it fair to pair us up against The WWCF Tag Team Champions. Well Dave and Headbanger, tonight's going to be a bad day at the office for you. You see, just because MOP and I aren't the World and IF champs right now doesn't mean we've lost a step at all, because we haven't.
This could be the formation of the biggest threat threat to your WWCF Tag Team titles gentlemen. The reuniting of two of the best this company has to offer. Pride never dies, Heavy Metal Express, and tonight we'll show you that these two kings of the WWCF jungle still have some roar left in them.
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