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Post by Stu on Dec 8, 2006 3:34:31 GMT -5
It's 12:30 a.m., I'm slightly buzzed and I'm bored. So what better time to start a thread in which I compare wrestlers to Transformers? Probably lots 'o better time, but I'm bored. Hopefully this will be my last Transformers-related thread for awhile. So here you go: Autobots: Optimus Prime: Batista (likely circa 2005) Blaster or Jazz: John Cena Bumblebee: Rey Misterio Dinobots: Undertaker, Kane, Lashley, Snitsky and RVD Hot Rod/Rodimus Prime: CM Punk *Edit Kup: Chris Benoit Blurr: HBK Decepticons: Megatron: Triple H Starscream: Edge Soundwave: Finlay (Lil Bastard, eject!) Constructicons: The Spirit Squad  Spirit Squad, unite to form Devas...er...a pyramid!!! Okay, yeah. I'm bored. |
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Godhand
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Post by Godhand on Dec 8, 2006 3:43:53 GMT -5
Interesting. Would Megatron be HHH's old gimic as a blue blood and Galvatron be Modern heel HHH?
Also who would be Ultra Magnus?
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Post by Stu on Dec 8, 2006 3:50:21 GMT -5
I picture Triple H more as Megatron, for some reason. Maybe if he goes heel after DX, he'll revert to Galvatron.
And Ultra Magnus could be anyone you'd like, although if he were still around, I'd go with Kurt Angle. This game is for everyone, so let's see who you can all come up with.
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Godhand
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Post by Godhand on Dec 8, 2006 4:37:43 GMT -5
I see Mark Heny as Unicron. A gigantic menacing monster who kicks everyones ass untl the hero comes in and destroys him VERY EASILY. Which makes you wonder just how tough he really was.
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Post by SNITSKY on Dec 8, 2006 8:02:56 GMT -5
Rik Flair as Kup.
Snitsky, Khali, and Tomko(if he was still around) as the Dinobots.
And I'd have to say that I'd pick Miz as Blur ... but a diferent version of Blur, one we all hate.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Dec 8, 2006 8:04:33 GMT -5
And I'd have to say that I'd pick Miz as Blur ... but a diferent version of Blur, one we all hate. How about 'Tracks'? |
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Post by SNITSKY on Dec 8, 2006 8:26:19 GMT -5
The man has a point, and I like it.
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Brain Of F'n J
Hank Scorpio
Not that cool enough to have one of these....wait.
We Discodians must stick apart.
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Post by Brain Of F'n J on Dec 8, 2006 8:27:23 GMT -5
I see Mark Heny as Unicron. A gigantic menacing monster who kicks everyones ass untl the hero comes in and destroys him VERY EASILY. Which makes you wonder just how tough he really was. Dude. You're TOTALLY missing the obvious. Big guy. Consumes entire populations and worlds. Large ego. Destructive. Manipulating. Unicron=Vince McMahon. Jed Shaffer ~Mark Henry would be more like a Sharkticon: spherical, dangerous and dumb as a box of rocks. |
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Post by SNITSKY on Dec 8, 2006 8:27:34 GMT -5
And I have to agree that Benoit would make a better Kup, I mean ... *GEEK OVERLOAD*
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Dec 8, 2006 8:29:46 GMT -5
Al Snow - Well a Head Master of course.
And Benoit can be Sky-Lynx and Regal can be Astro-Train - cause they always carry people.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Dec 8, 2006 9:22:39 GMT -5
I think Benoit = Ironhide.
Older, yet still tough as nails.
Maria = Arcee.
Johnny Nitro (if he turned face) = Tracks or Sunstreaker (since they're all concerned with how they look)
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It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Dec 8, 2006 9:31:57 GMT -5
Spirit Squad as the Constructicons?  BRILLIANT!! And let me say, Khali should be Metroplex. Gigantic, and completely useless. |
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Post by Stu on Dec 8, 2006 15:31:52 GMT -5
Spirit Squad as the Constructicons? BRILLIANT!! And let me say, Khali should be Metroplex. Gigantic, and completely useless. If Giant Gonzalez was still around, they could be Metroplex and Fortress Maximus. |
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Warwolf
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Fear the Wolf
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Post by Warwolf on Dec 8, 2006 15:54:19 GMT -5
The Constructicons would need that sixth guy back with the megaphone to be the constructicons, cause they were the ONLY six robot gestalt in the Transformers.
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Hail Hydra!
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Post by Legion on Dec 8, 2006 16:42:25 GMT -5
Khali can be Scorponok, he was a headmaster so Daivari, as the manager, is in fact the head, Lord Zarak
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Post by akumashogun on Dec 8, 2006 17:29:28 GMT -5
Khali can be Scorponok, he was a headmaster so Daivari, as the manager, is in fact the head, Lord Zarak I would so mark out for Daivari sitting on Khali's head. The Ultimate Warrior is Ultra Magnus, he inheritted the belt for from Hogan and then just sorta dropped the ball afterwards. |
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Post by velvetvandal on Dec 8, 2006 17:53:52 GMT -5
Surely the Warrior is more of a Junkion...his promos (and web-based ramblings) make about as much sense...
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Dec 8, 2006 17:57:36 GMT -5
T.N.A. would be the gobots .....
LOLMOUSTACHE
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Post by Stu on Dec 8, 2006 18:12:50 GMT -5
T.N.A. would be the gobots ..... LOLMOUSTACHE Sting as Leader-1, and Jeff Jarrett as Cykill? |
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Warwolf
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Post by Warwolf on Dec 14, 2006 17:28:38 GMT -5
T.N.A. would be the gobots ..... LOLMOUSTACHE Sting as Leader-1, and Jeff Jarrett as Cykill? I could kinda see it. But if Warrior is Magnus, who gets cast as Hot Rod/Rodimus Prime? |
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