mr jenzie's WORLD OF PRETEND SPORT

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

after the untimely demise of my previous incarnation of pretend ice hockey, due to my usb stick going to silicon heaven, i thought why not expand the general idea to almost infinite and unmanageable proportions!

so to cram as much as i could humanly possible onto the forum, it's time to open the doors to this gigantic and spanking new headquarters for my stuff ..... it saves me making a confusing amount of separate threads and gives you the good viewers one big lump to look at as you wonder what the hell is going on!

now onto the important stuff
WHICH SPORTS WILL BE HERE?

well

it'll be back to the ice as you and your face get separated by some vicious cross check with


in the return of the EA HOCKEY CLASSIC LEAGUE, all with a new format that will be longer and more annoying

also on the cards my proper WHL using


and my football soccer one using


will return, but not for a while

other sports that will feature will be


and


but first off this


with possibly the longest gestation period since that elephant had octuplets
with my SuperFeds4

and that is coming up ..... NEXT!

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

so this is the first one ..... FIRE PRO RETURNS ..... and the long overdue return of my Superfeds version 4

so my history of this is this

starting with the SuperNes version of FIRE PRO WRESTLING X PREMIER (TRANSLATED) and virtually every save file left on the internet, this whole mess begun, playing giant tournaments until they finished, putting together rosters from them all using a little DOS program to switch them around and put them in

like this
officialfan.proboards.com/post/8391851

then the magical mystery tour of FPR began, the PS2 version (which by the wasn't even flipping released in EUROPE proper)
so since 2007 i've been pining and whining and crying over not being able to have it in my grubby hands

UNTIL 25TH APRIL 2012!

since i was pining and whining and crying about it, going into glasgow every few weeks was my life really, looking into the game shops and wondering where my life went and usually stopping into GFORCE ..... and that fateful day ..... i had a smile as wide as the river clyde all day

THIS GAME WILL BE BURIED WITH ME!!!

i might have one of only two or three copies in the country!!!

i even bought an ACTION REPLAY MAX with the usb stick too, that's right, get jealous folks and was gonna use that. but all that memory card changing made me realise there was a far far easier way of doing all this .....

THE EVILS OF EMULATION

unfortunately my PC at the time was only a steam driven winXP and it didn't run the emulator needed to play it *cue copious amounts of girly crying*

but now with a proper windows10 machine later i can, and thru FIREPROCLUB and FPWARENA (nobody mention CRITICALCLUB ) pretty much all the tasty save files i can download

so the plan for SuperFeds3 was to mix those save files up, and i had all the rosters done and actually started the matches ..... THIRTY ONE federations i had, which might have been a teeny too many ..... i'd only used eleven of the save files! this whole setup was huge in scope and would have made Lupin the Third 's one look like tiny toy town ..... yes i have a problem with making these things planet sized and last the better part of a decade to go through

now however with those spreadsheets lost forever and me having stopped sobbing (i didn't really, i kept my head folks) a new era begins!!!

and next post will start to show you how i really should be put in a padded cell for all this .....

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

GENERAL SETUP

based on one save file (DJKM WWE 2016) there will be no other caws added, other saves will be used in the future with the same rules

CAWS SETUP

there are 3 sets of caws, SINGLES, TAG TEAMS and UNDER certain weight limits (there may be OVER weight in the future)

all caws except managers are acceptable of singles competition, while tag teams are selected only through them being tag teams, and only when randomly selected internally (were the example that there is 3 members, are given random numbers, and the lowest two are selected. there are NO selected seconds)

also there is no combination of singles or tag teams or 205 live caws, so to lessen my confusion, if there is one caw selected as a single competitor on one show then the same caw can be selected if in a tag team on another show or 205 LIVE

same for similarly named caws or teams, but if there are ones with the same name the first one randomly chosen will be the one used, until they are eliminated and the next one is chosen when their name comes up in the list

SHOW SETUP

there are 15 PPV cycles, based mostly on the 2016 WWE schedule (TLC is replaced by ARMAGEDDON, due to there being no tables and no ladders in the game) TRIBUTE TO THE TROOPS is not a PPV show although discretion is mine, depending on matchups and match types. there will be a KING OF THE RING and other types of tournament and other types of qualifying too, and each PPV cycle will have it's own certain types of structure to it

WWE Royal Rumble
WWE Fastlane
WWE Roadblock
WWE WrestleMania
WWE Payback
WWE Extreme Rules
WWE Money in the Bank
WWE Battleground
WWE SummerSlam
WWE Backlash
WWE Clash of Champions
WWE No Mercy
WWE Hell in a Cell
WWE Survivor Series
WWE Armageddon

and 6 television shows

WWE RAW
WWE SmackDown
WWE NXT
WWE Superstars
WWE Main Event
WWE 205 Live

finally non televised shows

WWE@Local Show

there are three types of show

a LOCAL show, the majority of shows where caws gain points for the TELEVISION shows, and can be accumilated for a PPV show, all the shows will feature on the @local shows

the cycle setup is for 31 LOCAL shows, 4 TELEVISION shows for each federation, a kickoff show before the PPV show and the PPV show itself each "month"

RAW and SMACKDOWN has a total of 32 singles and 12 tag teams, NXT / 205 LIVE / SUPERSTARS and MAIN EVENT have 16, primarily singles caws, until the end of the ROYAL RUMBLE cycle when the numbers will be down to 24 singles / 8 tag teams / 12 singles beginning the FASTLANE cycle

for RAW and SMACKDOWN the singles will fight each other once, while tag teams will fight twice plus combo matches and random selection matches

for NXT / 205 LIVE / SUPERSTARS / MAIN EVENT, caws fight each others once plus a selection of tag team / double tag team / 4way / random selection matches to fill out the matches

specialist matches are usually reserved for PPV shows, although discretion for this is mine

RULES SETUP

a win is one point, a count out or a draw is 0 points, and a critical KO is still a win as there are no injury time. the TIME of the win is crucial as to determine separation between caws or tag teams with the same number of wins, although discretion is mine

CRITICAL level is LOW to enable more clean wins and will not change

REFEREES are randomly selected for each show over each PPV cycle, from the selection of user created ones on the save

other than that, FUN FUN FUN!

hope that clears that up for you

actual ROSTERS posted up next

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

okay folks

here are the rosters for the shows, after each cycle there will be replacement if they don't do good, and even more indignity if you last less than ten minutes in ANY battle royale!

ironically the ROYAL RUMBLE won't count in that

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (SINGLES)

"ROAD WARRIOR" ANIMAL
"CHAIR SWINGING FREAK" BALLS MAHONEY
"MANLIEST MAN" BIFF BUSICK
BILL DEMOTT
"THE NEXT BIG THING" BROCK LESNAR w/PAUL HEYMAN
DAMIEN SANDOW
DANIEL BRYAN
EPICO
"THE IMMORTAL" HULK HOGAN
IDOL STEVENS
JAMAL
JAMES DICK
JESSE
"HACKSAW" JIM DUGGAN
JOHNNY PARESI
JOHNNY STAMBOLI
JUSTIN CREDIBLE
JUSTIN GABRIEL
LANCE CADE
LUKE GALLOWS
MARCUS LOUIS
MARTY JANNETTY
MAVEN
MORDECAI
"THE CON MAN" ROB CONWAY
SAMOA JOE
TERRY FUNK
TYLER REKS
TYSON KIDD
"THE SAMOAN BULLDOZER" UMAGA
"AMERCIAN BAD ASS" THE UNDERTAKER
VAL VENIS

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (TAG TEAMS)

CADE AND MURDOCH (LANCE CADE and TREVOR MURDOCH)
JINDRAK AND CADE (MARK JINDRAK and GARRISON CADE)
NEW AGE OUTLAWS ("BAD ASS" BILLY GUNN and ROAD DOGG)
TEAM THICK (BUDDY MURPHY and WESLEY BLAKE)
THE ASCENSION (KONNOR and VIKTOR)
AMERICAN ALPHA (CHAD GABLE and JASON JORDAN)
TEAM ANGLE (CHARLIE HAAS and SHELTON BENJAMIN)
KYO DAI (AKIO and SAKODA)
KENDRICK AND LONDON (BRIAN KENDRICK and PAUL LONDON)
NWO ("BIG SEXY" KEVIN NASH and SCOTT HALL)
LOS MATADORES (DIEGO and FERNANDO)
ENZO AND CASS (COLIN CASSADY and ENZO AMORE)

nXt

CHRIS BENOIT
"DASHING" CODY RHODES
DARREN YOUNG
DOMINO
FANDANGO
FINN BALOR
HEIDENREICH
MASON RYAN
"SICILIAN SHOOTER" NUNZIO
"THE WHOLE F'N SHOW" ROB VAN DAM
SETH ROLLINS
SIN CARA
"THE ICON" STING
THE ROCK
TYSON TOMKO
VANCE ARCHER

SUPERSTARS

BROOKLYN BRAWLER
CHAD GABLE
CHARLIE HAAS
DEAN MALENKO
GAVIN SPEARS
"ONE MAN BAND" HEATH SLATER
HIDEO ITAMI
JAKE
JOHN CENA
KEVIN OWENS
MR KENNEDY
SAWYER FULTON
SCOTT DAWSON
SEAN O'HAIRE
"THE HEARTBREAK KID" SHAWN MICHAELS
TEST

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (SINGLES)

"BAD ASS" BILLY GUNN
CAMACHO
CURT HAWKINS
"ENFORCER" CW ANDERSON
"DASTARDLY" DANNY DORING
DASH WILDER
"SQUIRE" DAVE TAYLOR
DEAN AMBROSE
D'LO BROWN
HARDCORE HOLLY
JESUS
JEY USO
JOEY MERCURY
KENNY
KENZO SUZUKI
KEVIN THORN
KURT ANGLE
MARK JINDRAK
MR AMERICA
NICKY
"PIRATE" PAUL BIRCHILL
RENE DUPREE
"NATURE BOY" RIC FLAIR
ROAD DOGG
SHAD GASPARD
SKIP SHEFFIELD
SNITSKY
STARDUST
STEVIE RICHARDS
TITUS O'NEILL
"COMMISIONER" WILLIAM REGAL
ZACK RYDER

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (TAG TEAMS)

3 MINUTE WARNING (JAMAL and ROSEY)
THE HIGHLANDERS (ROBBIE MCALLISTAIR and RORY MCALLISTAIR)
THE MEXICOOLS (SUPER CRAZY and JUVENTUD GUERRERA)
T&A (ALBERT and TEST)
FBI ("SICILIAN SHOOTER" NUNZIO and TONY MAMALUKE)
DEGENERATION X ("THE HEARTBREAK KID" SHAWN MICHAELS and TRIPLE H)
MNM (JOEY MERCURY and JOHNNY NITRO)
THE NEW DAY (BIG E and XAVIER WOODS)
THE HARDY BOYZ (JEFF HARDY and MATT HARDY)
THE EDGEHEADS (CURT HAWKINS and ZACK RYDER)
THE GYMINI (JAKE and JESSE)
BWO (HOLLYWOOD NOVA and THE BLUE MEANIE)

MAIN EVENT

ANGELO DAWKINS
"THE ANIMAL" BATISTA
BRAY WYATT
CARLITO
CHAVO CLASSIC
"THE ALL AMERICAN AMERICAN" JACK SWAGGER
JOHNNY NITRO
KERWIN WHITE
"ALPHA MALE" MARCUS VON CON
MIKEY
SPIKE DUDLEY
SYLVAIN GRENIER
THE HURRICANE
THE MIZ
TREVOR MURDOCH
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE

205 LIVE!

"THE MAN GRAVITY FORGOT" ADRIAN NEVELLE
SHEIK DAIVARI
ENZO AMORE
"AIR" EVAN BOURNE
"THE DEMON KING" FINN BALOR
JAMIE NOBLE
KUNG FU NAKI
PSICOSIS
REY MYSTERIO
SAMI ZAYN
SIN CARA
SPIKE DUDLEY
SUPER CRAZY
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE
TYSON KIDD
XAVIER WOODS

did someone say THAT IS A LOT?
no sir, that is not a lot

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

first up tonight
it's them MATCHES that will make you excited


results and listings later tonight, i'll still have a bit of jiggery pokery to do before the second show is done, so i may get in the first of the EA HOCKEY CLASSIC LEAGUE in before that!

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (SINGLES) - (TIM WHITE)
DAMIEN SANDOW v JESSE
MAVEN v "MANLIEST MAN" BIFF BUSICK
JUSTIN GABRIEL v "THE IMMORTAL" HULK HOGAN
EPICO v "THE SAMOAN BULLDOZER" UMAGA
DANIEL BRYAN v JOHNNY STAMBOLI
TYSON KIDD v BILL DEMOTT
"THE NEXT BIG THING" BROCK LESNAR w/PAUL HEYMAN (MANAGER) v IDOL STEVENS
MARTY JANNETTY v "CHAIR SWINGING FREAK" BALLS MAHONEY
"AMERCIAN BAD ASS" THE UNDERTAKER v LANCE CADE
JUSTIN CREDIBLE v TERRY FUNK
"ROAD WARRIOR" ANIMAL v MORDECAI
"THE CON MAN" ROB CONWAY v VAL VENIS
SAMOA JOE v JAMES DICK
MARCUS LOUIS v LUKE GALLOWS
JOHNNY PARESI v TYLER REKS
JAMAL v "HACKSAW" JIM DUGGAN

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (TAG TEAMS) - (DRAKE WUERTZ)
CADE AND MURDOCH v ENZO AND CASS
JINDRAK AND CADE v LOS MATADORES
NEW AGE OUTLAWS v NWO
TEAM THICK v KENDRICK AND LONDON
THE ASCENSION v KYO DAI
AMERICAN ALPHA v TEAM ANGLE

nXt - (JACK DOANE)
DOMINO v "THE WHOLE F'N SHOW" ROB VAN DAM
HEIDENREICH v "THE ICON" STING
SETH ROLLINS v SIN CARA
FINN BALOR v THE ROCK
DARREN YOUNG v FANDANGO
CHRIS BENOIT v VANCE ARCHER
TYSON TOMKO v "SICILIAN SHOOTER" NUNZIO
"DASHING" CODY RHODES v MASON RYAN

SUPERSTARS - (J KORDERAS)
CHARLIE HAAS v "ONE MAN BAND" HEATH SLATER
CHAD GABLE v SAWYER FULTON
SCOTT DAWSON v DEAN MALENKO
JOHN CENA v JAKE
BROOKLYN BRAWLER v TEST
SEAN O'HAIRE v HIDEO ITAMI
"THE HEARTBREAK KID" SHAWN MICHAELS v MR KENNEDY
KEVIN OWENS v GAVIN SPEARS

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (SINGLES) - (CHARLES ROBINSON)
DASH WILDER v "NATURE BOY" RIC FLAIR
DEAN AMBROSE v "ENFORCER" CW ANDERSON
NICKY v STEVIE RICHARDS
KENZO SUZUKI v "DASTARDLY" DANNY DORING
SHAD GASPARD v D'LO BROWN
KURT ANGLE v KEVIN THORN
MARK JINDRAK v CAMACHO
"COMMISIONER" WILLIAM REGAL v TITUS O'NEILL
ZACK RYDER v JOEY MERCURY
STARDUST v CURT HAWKINS
"PIRATE" PAUL BIRCHILL v HARDCORE HOLLY
JESUS v RENE DUPREE
MR AMERICA v ROAD DOGG
KENNY v "SQUIRE" DAVE TAYLOR
SNITSKY v SKIP SHEFFIELD
JEY USO v "BAD ASS" BILLY GUNN

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (TAG TEAMS) - (SCOTT ARMSTRONG)
3 MINUTE WARNING v BWO
THE HIGHLANDERS v THE GYMINI
THE MEXICOOLS v THE EDGEHEADS
T&A v THE HARDY BOYZ
FBI v THE NEW DAY
DEGENERATION X v MNM

MAIN EVENT - (JUSTIN KING)
SPIKE DUDLEY v CHAVO CLASSIC
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE v KERWIN WHITE
BRAY WYATT v JOHNNY NITRO
"ALPHA MALE" MARCUS VON CON v "THE ALL AMERICAN AMERICAN" JACK SWAGGER
THE HURRICANE v "THE ANIMAL" BATISTA
SYLVAIN GRENIER v ANGELO DAWKINS
THE MIZ v TREVOR MURDOCH
MIKEY v CARLITO

205 LIVE! - (CHAD PATTON)
PSICOSIS v XAVIER WOODS
SPIKE DUDLEY v SUPER CRAZY
JAMIE NOBLE v "AIR" EVAN BOURNE
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE v SIN CARA
ENZO AMORE v "THE MAN GRAVITY FORGOT" ADRIAN NEVELLE
"THE DEMON KING" FINN BALOR v KUNG FU NAKI
REY MYSTERIO v TYSON KIDD
SHEIK DAIVARI v SAMI ZAYN

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

and out first show is done ..... in the books ..... written in the stars ..... and so on

WWE @ Corpus Christi

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (SINGLES) - (TIM WHITE)
JESSE defeated DAMIEN SANDOW by LARIAT-HOOKED LEG PINFALL IN 10.29
"MANLIEST MAN" BIFF BUSICK defeated MAVEN by HALF NELSON SUPLEX-PINFALL in 11.08
"THE IMMORTAL" HULK HOGAN defeated JUSTIN GABRIEL by POWERBOMB in 17.59
"THE SAMOAN BULLDOZER" UMAGA defeated EPICO by SAMOAN SPIKE-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 7.51
JOHNNY STAMBOLI defeated DANIEL BRYAN by DIVING BODY PRESS-PINFALL in 17.01
TYSON KIDD defeated BILL DEMOTT by HURACANRANA in 17.37
"THE NEXT BIG THING" BROCK LESNAR w/PAUL HEYMAN defeated IDOL STEVENS by F5-BACKHOOK LEG PINFALL in 12.16
"CHAIR SWINGING FREAK" BALLS MAHONEY defeated MARTY JANNETTY by AMERICAN PUNCH RUSH-HOOKEDLEG PINFALL in 11.24
"AMERCIAN BAD ASS" THE UNDERTAKER defeated LANCE CADE by TOMBSTONE-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 14.00
TERRY FUNK defeated JUSTIN CREDIBLE by JUMPING PILE DRIVER-PINFALL in 8.58
"ROAD WARRIOR" ANIMAL defeated MORDECAI by POWERBOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 23.12
"THE CON MAN" ROB CONWAY defeated VAL VENIS by FLYING MARE-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 14.23
SAMOA JOE defeated JAMES DICK by KENTA KICK-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 9.50
LUKE GALLOWS defeated MARCUS LOUIS by TORTURERACK DROP in 21.18
TYLER REKS defeated JOHNNY PARESI by MOONSAULT PRESS-PINFALL in 12.25
JAMAL defeated "HACKSAW" JIM DUGGAN by BACKFLIP-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 13.08

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (TAG TEAMS/STABLES) - (DRAKE WUERTZ)
CADE AND MURDOCH defeated ENZO AND CASS by SMALL PACKAGE HOLD in 19.34
JINDRAK AND CADE defeated LOS MATADORES by MARK OF EXCELLENCE-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 18.36
NWO defeated NEW AGE OUTLAWS by AMERICAN JAB-PINFALL in 26.59
KENDRICK AND LONDON defeated TEAM THICK by SUPER KICK-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 24.54
KYO DAI defeated THE ASCENSION by SCHOOL BOY in 26.03
TEAM ANGLE defeated AMERICAN ALPHA by SCHOOL BOY in 24.46

nXt - (JACK DOANE)
"THE WHOLE F'N SHOW" ROB VAN DAM defeated DOMINO by CLENCHED FIST-PINFALL in 18.47
HEIDENREICH defeated "THE ICON" STING by OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 19.08
SETH ROLLINS defeated SIN CARA by STOMPING-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 14.29
THE ROCK defeated FINN BALOR by KO in 11.09 (CRITICAL'D)
DARREN YOUNG defeated FANDANGO by GUT CHECK-PINFALL in 18.39
VANCE ARCHER defeated CHRIS BENOIT by STRIKING LIFTUP SLAM-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 14.20
TYSON TOMKO defeated "SICILIAN SHOOTER" NUNZIO by TOE KICK-PINFALL in 14.08
MASON RYAN defeated "DASHING" CODY RHODES by PUMP HANDLE SLAM-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 18.37

SUPERSTARS - (J KORDERAS)
CHARLIE HAAS defeated "ONE MAN BAND" HEATH SLATER by NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX in 15.59
SAWYER FULTON defeated CHAD GABLE by AMERICAN PUNCH RUSH-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 14.26
DEAN MALENKO defeated SCOTT DAWSON by BACKSLIDE in 11.08
JAKE defeated JOHN CENA by LIFT WHIP-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 21.42
TEST defeated BROOKLYN BRAWLER by PUMP HANDLE SLAM-BACKHOOK LEG PINFALL in 11.09
SEAN O'HAIRE defeated HIDEO ITAMI by WIDOWMAKER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 13.59
"THE HEARTBREAK KID" SHAWN MICHAELS defeated MR KENNEDY by SUPER KICK-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 12.09
KEVIN OWENS defeated GAVIN SPEARS by ENZUIGIRI-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 9.48

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (SINGLES) - (CHARLES ROBINSON)
"NATURE BOY" RIC FLAIR defeated DASH WILDER by THROAT CHOP RUSH-PINFALL in 16.38
DEAN AMBROSE defeated "ENFORCER" CW ANDERSON by SNAPMARE DRIVER-PINFALL in 9.16
STEVIE RICHARDS defeated NICKY by STEVIE KICK-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 11.11
KENZO SUZUKI defeated "DASTARDLY" DANNY DORING by STN-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 14.24
SHAD GASPARD defeated D'LO BROWN by PINFALL in 9.05
KEVIN THORN defeated KURT ANGLE by THE CRUCIFIX-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 18.51
CAMACHO defeated MARK JINDRAK by JUMPING DDT-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 12.17
TITUS O'NEILL defeated "COMMISIONER" WILLIAM REGAL by CLASH OF THE TITUS-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 7.18
JOEY MERCURY defeated ZACK RYDER by TOWER HACKER BOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 8.35
STARDUST defeated CURT HAWKINS by BODY SLAM-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 12.41
HARDCORE HOLLY defeated "PIRATE" PAUL BIRCHILL by FALCON ARROW-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 16.51
JESUS defeated RENE DUPREE by DIVING BODY ATTACK in 12.53
MR AMERICA defeated ROAD DOGG by LEG DROP-PINFALL in 11.53
"SQUIRE" DAVE TAYLOR defeated KENNY by DOUBLE ARM SUPLEX HOLD in 17.25
SKIP SHEFFIELD defeated SNITSKY by GORI CRUSHER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 13.29
"BAD ASS" BILLY GUNN defeated JEY USO by FAME ASSER-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 13.37

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (TAG TEAMS/STABLES) - (SCOTT ARMSTRONG)
3 MINUTE WARNING defeated BWO by WILD BOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 26.56
THE GYMINI defeated THE HIGHLANDERS by LIFT WHIP-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 18.48
THE MEXICOOLS defeated THE EDGEHEADS by GERMAN SUPLEX in 26.17
T&A defeated THE HARDY BOYZ by DOCTOR BOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 19.37
FBI defeated THE NEW DAY by ACHILLES HOLD in 27.43
DEGENERATION X defeated MNM by SUPER KICK-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 23.35

MAIN EVENT - (JUSTIN KING)
SPIKE DUDLEY defeated CHAVO CLASSIC by BACKSLIDE in 12.30
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE defeated KERWIN WHITE by BEAUTY SHOT-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 14.26
JOHNNY NITRO defeated BRAY WYATT by BACKSLIDE in 12.35
"ALPHA MALE" MARCUS VON CON defeated "THE ALL AMERICAN AMERICAN" JACK SWAGGER by FALLAWAY SLAM-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 16.40
"THE ANIMAL" BATISTA defeated THE HURRICANE by AMERICAN BOMB-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 14.06
SYLVAIN GRENIER defeated ANGELO DAWKINS by NORTHERN LIGHT SUPLEX in 11.19
THE MIZ defeated TREVOR MURDOCH by SKULL CRUSHING FINALE-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 16.25
CARLITO defeated MIKEY by HAWAIIAN SMASHER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 13.22

205 LIVE! - (CHAD PATTON)
PSICOSIS defeated XAVIER WOODS by FLYING ROLLING PIN in 12.48
SUPER CRAZY defeated SPIKE DUDLEY by JAPANESE LEG ROLL CLUTCH in 10.54
"AIR" EVAN BOURNE defeated JAMIE NOBLE by HURACANRANA in 11.50
SIN CARA defeated "PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE by HURACANRANA in 19.41
"THE MAN GRAVITY FORGOT" ADRIAN NEVELLE defeated ENZO AMORE by SHINING ENZUIGIRI-MOONSAULT FALL in 13.03
"THE DEMON KING" FINN BALOR defeated KUNG FU NAKI by STOMACH CRUSHER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 11.59
TYSON KIDD defeated REY MYSTERIO by FISHERMAN DDT-JACKKNIFE HOLD in 17.02
SAMI ZAYN defeated SHEIK DAIVARI by FIREBALL BOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 21.46

and speaking of CRITICALS, there was a few when i started all this previous, including the ACTUAL FRIKKING WORM on the outside!!!
that was funny to watch

finally tonight how those results stack up

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

and finally tonight

who is where on the thingy

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (SINGLES)
"THE SAMOAN BULLDOZER" UMAGA - 1 - 7.51
TERRY FUNK - 1 - 8.58
SAMOA JOE - 1 - 9.5
JESSE - 1 - 10.29
"MANLIEST MAN" BIFF BUSICK - 1 - 11.08
"CHAIR SWINGING FREAK" BALLS MAHONEY - 1 - 11.24
"THE NEXT BIG THING" BROCK LESNAR w/PAUL HEYMAN - 1 - 12.16
TYLER REKS - 1 - 12.25
JAMAL - 1 - 13.08
"AMERCIAN BAD ASS" THE UNDERTAKER - 1 - 14
"THE CON MAN" ROB CONWAY - 1 - 14.23
JOHNNY STAMBOLI - 1 - 17.01
TYSON KIDD - 1 - 17.37
"THE IMMORTAL" HULK HOGAN - 1 - 17.59
LUKE GALLOWS - 1 - 21.18
"ROAD WARRIOR" ANIMAL - 1 - 23.12
BILL DEMOTT - 0 - 0
DAMIEN SANDOW - 0 - 0
DANIEL BRYAN - 0 - 0
EPICO - 0 - 0
IDOL STEVENS - 0 - 0
JAMES DICK - 0 - 0
"HACKSAW" JIM DUGGAN - 0 - 0
JOHNNY PARESI - 0 - 0
JUSTIN CREDIBLE - 0 - 0
JUSTIN GABRIEL - 0 - 0
LANCE CADE - 0 - 0
MARCUS LOUIS - 0 - 0
MARTY JANNETTY - 0 - 0
MAVEN - 0 - 0
MORDECAI - 0 - 0
VAL VENIS - 0 - 0

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (TAG TEAMS)
JINDRAK AND CADE - 1 - 18.36
CADE AND MURDOCH - 1 - 19.34
TEAM ANGLE - 1 - 24.46
KENDRICK AND LONDON - 1 - 24.54
KYO DAI - 1 - 26.03
NWO - 1 - 26.59
NEW AGE OUTLAWS - 0 - 0
TEAM THICK - 0 - 0
THE ASCENSION - 0 - 0
AMERICAN ALPHA - 0 - 0
LOS MATADORES - 0 - 0
ENZO AND CASS - 0 - 0

nXt
THE ROCK - 1 - 11.09
TYSON TOMKO - 1 - 14.08
VANCE ARCHER - 1 - 14.2
SETH ROLLINS - 1 - 14.29
MASON RYAN - 1 - 18.37
DARREN YOUNG - 1 - 18.39
"THE WHOLE F'N SHOW" ROB VAN DAM - 1 - 18.47
HEIDENREICH - 1 - 19.08
CHRIS BENOIT - 0 - 0
"DASHING" CODY RHODES - 0 - 0
DOMINO - 0 - 0
FANDANGO - 0 - 0
FINN BALOR - 0 - 0
"SICILIAN SHOOTER" NUNZIO - 0 - 0
SIN CARA - 0 - 0
"THE ICON" STING - 0 - 0

SUPERSTARS
KEVIN OWENS - 1 - 9.48
DEAN MALENKO - 1 - 11.08
TEST - 1 - 11.09
"THE HEARTBREAK KID" SHAWN MICHAELS - 1 - 12.09
SEAN O'HAIRE - 1 - 13.59
SAWYER FULTON - 1 - 14.26
CHARLIE HAAS - 1 - 15.59
JAKE - 1 - 21.42
BROOKLYN BRAWLER - 0 - 0
CHAD GABLE - 0 - 0
GAVIN SPEARS - 0 - 0
"ONE MAN BAND" HEATH SLATER - 0 - 0
HIDEO ITAMI - 0 - 0
JOHN CENA - 0 - 0
MR KENNEDY - 0 - 0
SCOTT DAWSON - 0 - 0

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (SINGLES)
TITUS O'NEILL - 1 - 7.18
JOEY MERCURY - 1 - 8.35
SHAD GASPARD - 1 - 9.05
DEAN AMBROSE - 1 - 9.16
STEVIE RICHARDS - 1 - 11.11
MR AMERICA - 1 - 11.53
CAMACHO - 1 - 12.17
STARDUST - 1 - 12.41
JESUS - 1 - 12.53
SKIP SHEFFIELD - 1 - 13.29
"BAD ASS" BILLY GUNN - 1 - 13.37
"NATURE BOY" RIC FLAIR - 1 - 16.38
HARDCORE HOLLY - 1 - 16.51
"SQUIRE" DAVE TAYLOR - 1 - 17.25
KEVIN THORN - 1 - 18.51
CURT HAWKINS - 0 - 0
"ENFORCER" CW ANDERSON - 0 - 0
"DASTARDLY" DANNY DORING - 0 - 0
DASH WILDER - 0 - 0
D'LO BROWN - 0 - 0
JEY USO - 0 - 0
KENNY - 0 - 0
KENZO SUZUKI - 0 - 0
KURT ANGLE - 0 - 0
MARK JINDRAK - 0 - 0
NICKY - 0 - 0
"PIRATE" PAUL BIRCHILL - 0 - 0
RENE DUPREE - 0 - 0
ROAD DOGG - 0 - 0
SNITSKY - 0 - 0
"COMMISIONER" WILLIAM REGAL - 0 - 0
ZACK RYDER - 0 - 0

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (TAG TEAMS)
THE GYMINI - 1 - 18.48
T&A - 1 - 19.37
DEGENERATION X - 1 - 23.35
THE MEXICOOLS - 1 - 26.17
3 MINUTE WARNING - 1 - 26.56
FBI - 1 - 27.43
THE HIGHLANDERS - 0 - 0
MNM - 0 - 0
THE NEW DAY - 0 - 0
THE HARDY BOYZ - 0 - 0
THE EDGEHEADS - 0 - 0
BWO - 0 - 0

MAIN EVENT
SYLVAIN GRENIER - 1 - 11.19
SPIKE DUDLEY - 1 - 12.3
JOHNNY NITRO - 1 - 12.35
CARLITO - 1 - 13.22
"THE ANIMAL" BATISTA - 1 - 14.06
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE - 1 - 14.26
THE MIZ - 1 - 16.25
"ALPHA MALE" MARCUS VON CON - 1 - 16.4
ANGELO DAWKINS - 0 - 0
BRAY WYATT - 0 - 0
CHAVO CLASSIC - 0 - 0
"THE ALL AMERICAN AMERICAN" JACK SWAGGER - 0 - 0
KERWIN WHITE - 0 - 0
MIKEY - 0 - 0
THE HURRICANE - 0 - 0
TREVOR MURDOCH - 0 - 0

205 LIVE!
SUPER CRAZY - 1 - 10.54
"AIR" EVAN BOURNE - 1 - 11.5
"THE DEMON KING" FINN BALOR - 1 - 11.59
PSICOSIS - 1 - 12.48
"THE MAN GRAVITY FORGOT" ADRIAN NEVELLE - 1 - 13.03
TYSON KIDD - 1 - 17.02
SIN CARA - 1 - 19.41
SAMI ZAYN - 1 - 21.46
SHEIK DAIVARI - 0 - 0
ENZO AMORE - 0 - 0
JAMIE NOBLE - 0 - 0
KUNG FU NAKI - 0 - 0
REY MYSTERIO - 0 - 0
SPIKE DUDLEY - 0 - 0
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE - 0 - 0
XAVIER WOODS - 0 - 0

hope you're enjoying this mass list of numbers
i know i am


SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON MR JENZIES PRETEND WORLD OF SPORT

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

you've waited patiently
you've bought the cheaply made t shirt
and you've signed up to long term and expensive email telling you nothing about the product on offer .....

so now let's change it up and present the EA HOCKEY CLASSIC in a whole new and less annoying format!

first up, it's back to the groupings based on the rescued results from the usb stick that is very much missed!

GROUP 1
CANADA
NETHERLANDS
FINLAND
FRANCE
PORTUGAL

GROUP 2
SOVIET UNION
GERMANY
SWITZERLAND
ITALY

GROUP 3
USA
SPAIN
ICELAND
UNITED KINGDOM

GROUP 4
CZECHOSLOVAKIA
BELGIUM
POLAND
YUGOSLAVIA

GROUP 5
SWEDEN
DENMARK
NORWAY
HUNGARY
LUXEMBOURG

now since the game has that weird number of teams in it (22), some judicious usage of brain powah was used to sort it all out, was it gonna be a 6,6,5,5 set up or back to what it before?

NOPE

it is something NEW for me!

there will be two halves to the season, the above groups, then according to their group positions they will be placed in their LEVELS, literally if you are first in the groups then that would be the ELITE LEVEL and that final positions will determine their rankings for the end of the season! and there will also be a sort of promotion/relegation too! the 21st and 22nd placed teams are placed in random selected groups.

and i hope that has cleared that up


and now the first scores on the hockey doors

GROUP 1
NETHERLANDS 9
PORTUGAL 6

FINLAND 7
FRANCE 4

PORTUGAL 2
FINLAND 5

CANADA 8
NETHERLANDS 10

(points)(wins)(goal diff)(goals scored)
FINLAND 6 2 6 12
NETHERLANDS 6 2 5 19
CANADA 0 1 -2 8
FRANCE 0 1 -3 4
PORTUGAL 0 2 -6 8

GROUP 2
SOVIET UNION 9
ITALY 7

GERMANY 2
SWITZERLAND 5

(points)(wins)(goal diff)(goals scored)
SWITZERLAND 3 1 3 5
SOVIET UNION 3 1 2 9
ITALY 0 1 -2 7
GERMANY 0 1 -3 2

GROUP 3
USA 12
UNITED KINGDOM 4

SPAIN 6
ICELAND 5

(points)(wins)(goal diff)(goals scored)
USA 3 1 8 12
SPAIN 3 1 1 6
ICELAND 0 1 -1 5
UNITED KINGDOM 0 1 -8 4

GROUP 4
CZECHOSLOVAKIA 8
YUGOSLAVIA 5

BELGIUM 8
POLAND 7

(points)(wins)(goal diff)(goals scored)
CZECHOSLOVAKIA 3 1 3 8
BELGIUM 3 1 1 8
POLAND 0 1 -1 7
YUGOSLAVIA 0 1 -3 5

GROUP 5
DENMARK 6 - OT
LUXEMBOURG 5

NORWAY 7
HUNGARY 5

LUXEMBOURG 1
NORWAY 3

SWEDEN 4
DENMARK 5

(points)(wins)(goal diff)(goals scored)
NORWAY 6 2 4 10
DENMARK 5 2 2 11
SWEDEN 0 1 -1 4
HUNGARY 0 1 -2 5
LUXEMBOURG 0 2 -3 6

numbers are great

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

today i start posting what would be the fifth iteration of my EA RUGBY WORLD CUP 95 TOURNAMENT, but instead of hard tackling all you get is some squashed balls
set up is the same as my ice hockey, and soon to be basketball stuff, groups according to their overall ranking, then grouped in their table positions
and i also halved the fixtures, was gonna have home and away games but naw, only one match which makes it MORE exciting for everyone
also made the games full length to 80 game minutes

here's the rankings, starting at the beginning, based on the games rankings

NEW ZEALAND
IRELAND
WALES
ENGLAND
SOUTH AFRICA
SCOTLAND
AUSTRALIA
FRANCE
ARGENTINA
FIJI
JAPAN
TONGA
ITALY
UNITED STATES
WESTERN SAMOA
ROMANIA
URUGUAY
RUSSIA
SPAIN
NAMIBIA
CANADA
PORTUGAL
NETHERLANDS
GERMANY
CZECH REPUBLIC
ZIMBABWE
IVORY COAST
MOROCCO
SWEDEN
LATVIA

so lets find out who drew number one .....

GROUP 1
AUSTRALIA 3 1 27 39
SPAIN 3 1 7 27
NEW ZEALAND 0 0 0 0
CZECH REPUBLIC 0 0 -7 20
ITALY 0 0 -27 12

ITALY 12
AUSTRALIA 39

SPAIN 27
CZECH REPUBLIC 20

GROUP 2
IRELAND 3 1 25 52
ZIMBABWE 1 0 0 10
UNITED STATES 1 0 0 10
FRANCE 0 0 0 0
NAMIBIA 0 0 -25 27

ZIMBABWE 10
UNITED STATES 10

IRELAND 52
NAMIBIA 27

GROUP 3
WESTERN SAMOA 3 1 7 36
ARGENTINA 3 1 2 67
CANADA 0 0 0 0
IVORY COAST 0 0 -2 65
WALES 0 0 -7 29

ARGENTINA 67
IVORY COAST 65

WALES 29
WESTERN SAMOA 36

GROUP 4
ENGLAND 3 1 58 75
ROMANIA 3 1 14 19
PORTUGAL 0 0 0 0
FIJI 0 0 -14 5
MOROCCO 0 0 -58 17

ROMANIA 19
FIJI 5

ENGLAND 75
MOROCCO 17

GROUP 5
NETHERLANDS 3 1 10 30
JAPAN 3 1 10 20
SOUTH AFRICA 0 0 0 0
URUGUAY 0 0 -10 20
SWEDEN 0 0 -10 10

URUGUAY 20
NETHERLANDS 30

SWEDEN 10
JAPAN 20

GROUP 6
TONGA 3 1 45 50
RUSSIA 3 1 2 22
SCOTLAND 0 0 0 0
GERMANY 0 0 -2 20
LATVIA 0 0 -45 5

LATVIA 5
TONGA 50

RUSSIA 22
GERMANY 20

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interesting isn't it?

and ironically the ZIMBABWE-USA match also ended in a drawn result when i started playing them at 40 minute match length
ENGLAND have an easy group, typical really
and group 1 eh, AUSTRALIA and NEW ZEALAND in the same group ..... and guess when they play each other?

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

and as inevitable as the sun rising and the moon falling, it's the second WWE@local show ..... here in beautiful HILDAGO

first up the schedule for the feds, then later the results
SPOILER - there's a total surprise of a count out result here, try and work out which match this comes in
by the way, rules dictate that any contentious result means that they would automatically be a matchup at the first available TV SHOW!
and my rules are FINAL

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (SINGLES) - (TIM WHITE)
JESSE v "HACKSAW" JIM DUGGAN
TYLER REKS v JAMAL
LUKE GALLOWS v JOHNNY PARISI
JAMES DICK v MARCUS LOUIS
VAL VENIS v SAMOA JOE
MORDECAI v "THE CON MAN" ROB CONWAY
TERRY FUNK v "ROAD WARRIOR" ANIMAL
LANCE CADE v JUSTIN CREDIBLE
"CHAIR SWINGING FREAK" BALLS MAHONEY v "AMERCIAN BAD ASS" THE UNDERTAKER
IDOL STEVENS v MARTY JANNETTY
BILL DEMOTT v THE NEXT BIG THING" BROCK LESNAR
JOHNNY STAMBOLI v TYSON KIDD
"THE SAMOAN BULLDOZER" UMAGA v DANIEL BRYAN
"THE IMMORTAL" HULK HOGAN v EPICO
"MANLIEST MAN" BIFF BUSICK v JUSTIN GABRIEL
DAMIEN SANDOW v MAVEN

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (TAG TEAMS) - (DRAKE WUERTZ)
ENZO AND CASS v TEAM ANGLE
KYO DAI v AMERICAN ALPHA
KENDRICK AND LONDON v THE ASCENSION
NWO v TEAM THICK
LOS MATADORES v NEW AGE OUTLAWS
CADE AND MURDOCH v JINDRAK AND CADE

nXt - (JACK DOANE)
"THE WHOLE F'N SHOW" ROB VAN DAM v MASON RYAN
"SICILIAN SHOOTER" NUNZIO v "DASHING" CODY RHODES
VANCE ARCHER v TYSON TOMKO
FANDANGO v CHRIS BENOIT
THE ROCK v DARREN YOUNG
SIN CARA v FINN BALOR
"THE ICON" STING v SETH ROLLINS
DOMINO v HEIDENREICH

SUPERSTARS - (J KORDERAS)
"ONE MAN BAND" HEATH SLATER v GAVIN SPEARS
MR KENNEDY v KEVIN OWENS
HIDEO ITAMI v "THE HEARTBREAK KID" SHAWN MICHAELS
TEST v SEAN O'HAIRE
JAKE v BROOKLYN BRAWLER
DEAN MALENKO v JOHN CENA
SAWYER FULTON v SCOTT DAWSON
CHARLIE HAAS v CHAD GABLE

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (SINGLES) - (CHARLES ROBINSON)
"NATURE BOY" RIC FLAIR v "BAD ASS" BILLY GUNN
SKIP SHEFFIELD v JEY USO
"SQUIRE" DAVE TAYLOR v SNITSKY
ROAD DOGG v KENNY
RENE DUPREE v MR AMERICA
HARDCORE HOLLY v JESUS
CURT HAWKINS v "PIRATE" PAUL BIRCHILL
JOEY MERCURY v STARDUST
TITUS O'NEILL v ZACK RYDER
CAMACHO v "COMMISIONER" WILLIAM REGAL
KEVIN THORN v MARK JINDRAK
D'LO BROWN v KURT ANGLE
"DASTARDLY" DANNY DORING v SHAD GASPARD
STEVIE RICHARDS v KENZO SUZUKI
"ENFORCER" CW ANDERSON v NICKY
DASH WILDER v DEAN AMBROSE

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (TAG TEAMS) - (SCOTT ARMSTRONG)
BWO v MNM
THE NEW DAY v DEGENERATION X
THE HARDY BOYZ v FBI
THE EDGEHEADS v T&A
THE GYMINI v THE MEXICOOLS
3 MINUTE WARNING v THE HIGHLANDERS

MAIN EVENT - (JUSTIN KING)
CHAVO CLASSIC v CARLITO
TREVOR MURDOCH v MIKEY
ANGELO DAWKINS v THE MIZ
"THE ANIMAL" BATISTA v SYLVAIN GRENIER
"THE ALL AMERICAN AMERICAN" JACK SWAGGER v THE HURRICANE
JOHNNY NITRO v "ALPHA MALE" MARCUS VON CON
KERWIN WHITE v BRAY WYATT
SPIKE DUDLEY v "PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE

205 LIVE! - (CHAD PATTON)
XAVIER WOODS v SAMI ZAYN
TYSON KIDD v SHEIK DAIVARI
KUNG FU NAKI v REY MYSTERIO
"THE MAN GRAVITY FORGOT" ADRIAN NEVELLE v "THE DEMON KING" FINN BALOR
SIN CARA v ENZO AMORE
"AIR" EVAN BOURNE v "PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE
SUPER CRAZY v JAMIE NOBLE
PSICOSIS v SPIKE DUDLEY

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

so WWE @ Hidalgo is played out, the ring has been retaped, popcorn is now available again in the foyer, and all injuries have been sent for scrutiny at the local IRS office!

AND WHO PLAYS OUT THE COUNT OUT RESULT EH?

well, let's find out .....

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (SINGLES) - (TIM WHITE)
"HACKSAW" JIM DUGGAN defeated JESSE by PILEDRIVER-HOOKED LEG PINFLL in 10.22
TYLER REKS defeated JAMAL by SCHOOL BOY in 14.31
JOHNNY PARISI defeated LUKE GALLOWS by RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 21.14
JAMES DICK defeated MARCUS LOUIS by LARIAT-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 13.05
SAMOA JOE defeated VAL VENIS by SHORT ELBOW-BACKHOOK LEG PINFALL in 10.59
MORDECAI defeated "THE CON MAN" ROB CONWAY by THE CRUCIFIX-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 11.40
"ROAD WARRIOR" ANIMAL defeated TERRY FUNK by AVALANCHE HOLD-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 22.52
JUSTIN CREDIBLE defeated LANCE CADE by GERMAN SUPLEX in 13.54
"AMERCIAN BAD ASS" THE UNDERTAKER defeated "CHAIR SWINGING FREAK" BALLS MAHONEY by ANGLE CHOKE SLAM-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 12.55
MARTY JANNETTY defeated IDOL STEVENS by FRANKENSTEINER in 14.57
BILL DEMOTT defeated "THE NEXT BIG THING" BROCK LESNAR by NO LAUGHING MATTER-PINFALL in 13.17
TYSON KIDD defeated JOHNNY STAMBOLI by WILD BOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 25.33
"THE SAMOAN BULLDOZER" UMAGA defeated DANIEL BRYAN by BACKFLIP-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 9.44
"THE IMMORTAL" HULK HOGAN defeated EPICO by PELTING LIFT UP SLAM-PINFALL in 25.41
"MANLIEST MAN" BIFF BUSICK defeated JUSTIN GABRIEL by BACKSLIDE in 12.38
DAMIEN SANDOW defeated MAVEN by THE ENLIGHTENER-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 11.04

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (TAG TEAMS) - (DRAKE WUERTZ)
TEAM ANGLE defeated ENZO AND CASS by ROLLING PIN FALL in 23.26
AMERICAN ALPHA defeated KYO DAI by EXPLODER-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 24.28
THE ASCENSION defeated KENDRICK AND LONDON by FLYING KNEEL KICK-PINFALL in 20.30
NWO defeated TEAM THICK by OUTLAW'S EDGE - BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 26.29
NEW AGE OUTLAWS defeated LOS MATADORES by POWERBOMB in 27.52
JINDRAK AND CADE defeated CADE AND MURDOCH by MARK OF EXCELLENCE-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 19.32

nXt - (JACK DOANE)
"THE WHOLE F'N SHOW" ROB VAN DAM defeated MASON RYAN by AVALANCHE PRESS-MOONSAULT FALL in 14.11
"DASHING" CODY RHODES defeated "SICILIAN SHOOTER" NUNZIO by CROSS RHODES-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 9.09
VANCE ARCHER defeated TYSON TOMKO by BRITISH FALL-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 17.09
FANDANGO defeated CHRIS BENOIT by COMPLETE SHOT-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 17.19
DARREN YOUNG defeated THE ROCK by GUT CHECK-PINFALL in 14.11
FINN BALOR defeated SIN CARA by KO in 7.04
SETH ROLLINS defeated "THE ICON" STING by STOMPING-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 9.09
HEIDENREICH defeated DOMINO by NECK HANGING CHOKE in 15.32

SUPERSTARS - (J KORDERAS)
"ONE MAN BAND" HEATH SLATER defeated GAVIN SPEARS by BODY SLAM-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 9.18
KEVIN OWENS fought MR KENNEDY to a COUNTOUT
"THE HEARTBREAK KID" SHAWN MICHAELS defeated HIDEO ITAMI by HURANCANRANA in 19.58
SEAN O'HAIRE defeated TEST by HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 19.07
JAKE defeated BROOKLYN BRAWLER by LIFT WHIP-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 10.55
JOHN CENA defeated DEAN MALENKO by HURRICANE DRIVER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 19.36
SCOTT DAWSON defeated SAWYER FULTON by ORIGINAL BACKDROP-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 15.36
CHARLIE HAAS defeated CHAD GABLE by NORTHERN LIGHT SUPLEX in 21.47

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (SINGLES) - (CHARLES ROBINSON)
"BAD ASS" BILLY GUNN defeated "NATURE BOY" RIC FLAIR by FAME ASSER-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 19.54
JEY USO defeated SKIP SHEFFIELD by SIDE SPULEX-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 18.54
SNITSKY defeated "SQUIRE" DAVE TAYLOR by OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 8.19
KENNY defeated ROAD DOGG by PEACS CRUSHER-PINFALL in 17.31
MR AMERICA defeated RENE DUPREE by PELTING LIFT UP SLAM-PINFALL in 23.17
JESUS defeated HARDCORE HOLLY by FULL NELSON BUSTER-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 18.54
"PIRATE" PAUL BIRCHILL defeated CURT HAWKINS by FLYING BODY PRESS-PINFALL in 13.12
STARDUST defeated JOEY MERCURY by HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 13.08
TITUS O'NEILL defeated ZACK RYDER by KO in 11.04
"COMMISIONER" WILLIAM REGAL defeated CAMACHO by REGAL STRETCH in 17.07
KEVIN THORN defeated MARK JINDRAK by THIGH KICK-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 11.34
KURT ANGLE defeated D'LO BROWN by FLYING CROSS BODY-PINFALL in 15.01
SHAD GASPARD defeated "DASTARDLY" DANNY DORING by STOMPING (STOMACH)-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 11.48
KENZO SUZUKI defeated STEVIE RICHARDS by STN-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 12.45
"ENFORCER" CW ANDERSON defeated NICKY by TWISTED SPINE BUSTER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 13.06
DEAN AMBROSE defeated DASH WILDER by PK-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 11.41

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (TAG TEAMS) - (SCOTT ARMSTRONG)
BWO defeated MNM by HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 18.06
THE NEW DAY defeated DEGENERATION X by RAW DIVING ELBOWDROP in 23.32
THE HARDY BOYZ defeated FBI by FLYING ROLLING PIN in 26.57
THE EDGEHEADS defeated T&A by ARM WHIP-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 29.12
THE MEXICOOLS defeated THE GYMINI by NECK BREAKER BOMB-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 20.00
3 MINUTE WARNING defeated THE HIGHLANDERS by BACKFLIP-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 30.20

MAIN EVENT - (JUSTIN KING)
CARLITO defeated CHAVO CLASSIC by HAWAIIAN SMASHER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 10.59
TREVOR MURDOCH defeated MIKEY by SCHOOL BOY in 13.05
ANGELO DAWKINS defeated THE MIZ by BOTTOM DROP-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 13.01
SYLVAIN GRENIER defeated "THE ANIMAL" BATISTA by SCHOOL BOY in 13.01
"THE ALL AMERICAN AMERICAN" JACK SWAGGER defeated THE HURRICANE by ROLLING PIN FALL in 12.42
"ALPHA MALE" MARCUS VON CON defeated JOHNNY NITRO by THE POUNCE-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 10.27
KERWIN WHITE defeated BRAY WYATT by NORTHERN LIGHT SUPLEX in 18.27
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE defeated SPIKE DUDLEY by REVERSE DROP FACE BUSTER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 12.31

205 LIVE! - (CHAD PATTON)
SAMI ZAYN defeated XAVIER WOODS by FLYING ROLLING PIN in 12.38
SHEIK DAIVARI defeated TYSON KIDD by MAGIC CARPET RIDE-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 21.53
REY MYSTERIO defeated KUNG FU NAKI by HURACANRANA in 12.42
"THE MAN GRAVITY FORGOT" ADRIAN NEVELLE defeated "THE DEMON KING" FINN BALOR by FALCON ARROW-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 11.16
SIN CARA defeated ENZO AMORE by SUPA RANA-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 19.03
"AIR" EVAN BOURNE defeated "PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE by CYCLONE RANA in 9.21
SUPER CRAZY defeated JAMIE NOBLE by FLYING ROLLING PIN in 10.25
PSICOSIS defeated SPIKE DUDLEY by ROLLING PIN FALL in 12.49

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hahahaha of COURSE it was mr anderson and kevin owens so they get an automatic match at the first MONDAY NIGHT RAW in a specialist match TBD!

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

and now, some other things

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (SINGLES)
"THE SAMOAN BULLDOZER" UMAGA - 2 - 7.51
SAMOA JOE - 2 - 9.50
"MANLIEST MAN" BIFF BUSICK - 2 - 11.08
TYLER REKS - 2 - 12.25
"AMERCIAN BAD ASS" THE UNDERTAKER - 2 - 12.55
TYSON KIDD - 2 - 17.37
"THE IMMORTAL" HULK HOGAN - 2 - 17.59
"ROAD WARRIOR" ANIMAL - 2 - 22.52
TERRY FUNK - 1 - 8.58
"HACKSAW" JIM DUGGAN - 1 - 10.22
JESSE - 1 - 10.29
DAMIEN SANDOW - 1 - 11.04
"CHAIR SWINGING FREAK" BALLS MAHONEY - 1 - 11.24
MORDECAI - 1 - 11.40
"THE NEXT BIG THING" BROCK LESNAR - 1 - 12.16
JAMES DICK - 1 - 13.05
JAMAL - 1 - 13.08
BILL DEMOTT - 1 - 13.17
JUSTIN CREDIBLE - 1 - 13.54
"THE CON MAN" ROB CONWAY - 1 - 14.23
MARTY JANNETTY - 1 - 14.57
JOHNNY STAMBOLI - 1 - 17.01
JOHNNY PARISI - 1 - 21.14
LUKE GALLOWS - 1 - 21.18
DANIEL BRYAN - 0 - 0
EPICO - 0 - 0
IDOL STEVENS - 0 - 0
JUSTIN GABRIEL - 0 - 0
LANCE CADE - 0 - 0
MARCUS LOUIS - 0 - 0
MAVEN - 0 - 0
VAL VENIS - 0 - 0

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (TAG TEAMS)
JINDRAK AND CADE - 2 - 18.36
TEAM ANGLE - 2 - 23.26
NWO - 2 - 26.29
CADE AND MURDOCH - 1 - 19.34
THE ASCENSION - 1 - 20.30
AMERICAN ALPHA - 1 - 24.28
KENDRICK AND LONDON - 1 - 24.54
KYO DAI - 1 - 26.03
NEW AGE OUTLAWS - 1 - 27.52
TEAM THICK - 0 - 0
LOS MATADORES - 0 - 0
ENZO AND CASS - 0 - 0

nXt
SETH ROLLINS - 2 - 9.09
DARREN YOUNG - 2 - 14.11
"THE WHOLE F'N SHOW" ROB VAN DAM - 2 - 14.11
VANCE ARCHER - 2 - 14.20
HEIDENREICH - 2 - 15.32
FINN BALOR - 1 - 7.04
THE ROCK - 1 - 11.09
TYSON TOMKO - 1 - 14.08
"DASHING" CODY RHODES - 1 - 14.11
FANDANGO - 1 - 17.09
MASON RYAN - 1 - 18.37
CHRIS BENOIT - 0 - 0
DOMINO - 0 - 0
"SICILIAN SHOOTER" NUNZIO - 0 - 0
SIN CARA - 0 - 0
"THE ICON" STING - 0 - 0

SUPERSTARS
JAKE - 2 - 10.55
"THE HEARTBREAK KID" SHAWN MICHAELS - 2 - 12.09
SEAN O'HAIRE - 2 - 13.59
CHARLIE HAAS - 2 - 15.59
"ONE MAN BAND" HEATH SLATER - 1 - 9.18
KEVIN OWENS - 1 - 9.48
DEAN MALENKO - 1 - 11.08
TEST - 1 - 11.09
SAWYER FULTON - 1 - 14.26
SCOTT DAWSON - 1 - 15.36
JOHN CENA - 1 - 19.36
BROOKLYN BRAWLER - 0 - 0
CHAD GABLE - 0 - 0
GAVIN SPEARS - 0 - 0
HIDEO ITAMI - 0 - 0
MR KENNEDY - 0 - 0

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (SINGLES)
TITUS O'NEILL - 2 - 7.18
SHAD GASPARD - 2 - 9.05
DEAN AMBROSE - 2 - 9.16
KEVIN THORN - 2 - 11.34
MR AMERICA - 2 - 11.53
STARDUST - 2 - 12.41
JESUS - 2 - 12.53
"BAD ASS" BILLY GUNN - 2 - 13.37
SNITSKY - 1 - 8.19
JOEY MERCURY - 1 - 8.35
STEVIE RICHARDS - 1 - 11.11
CAMACHO - 1 - 12.17
KENZO SUZUKI - 1 - 12.45
"ENFORCER" CW ANDERSON - 1 - 13.06
"PIRATE" PAUL BIRCHILL - 1 - 13.12
SKIP SHEFFIELD - 1 - 13.29
KURT ANGLE - 1 - 15.01
"NATURE BOY" RIC FLAIR - 1 - 16.38
HARDCORE HOLLY - 1 - 16.51
"COMMISIONER" WILLIAM REGAL - 1 - 17.07
"SQUIRE" DAVE TAYLOR - 1 - 17.25
KENNY - 1 - 17.34
JEY USO - 1 - 18.54
CURT HAWKINS - 0 - 0
"DASTARDLY" DANNY DORING - 0 - 0
DASH WILDER - 0 - 0
D'LO BROWN - 0 - 0
MARK JINDRAK - 0 - 0
NICKY - 0 - 0
RENE DUPREE - 0 - 0
ROAD DOGG - 0 - 0
ZACK RYDER - 0 - 0

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (TAG TEAMS)
THE MEXICOOLS - 2 - 20.00
3 MINUTE WARNING - 2 - 26.56
BWO - 1 - 18.06
THE GYMINI - 1 - 18.48
T&A - 1 - 19.37
THE NEW DAY - 1 - 23.32
DEGENERATION X - 1 - 23.35
THE HARDY BOYZ - 1 - 26.57
FBI - 1 - 27.43
THE EDGEHEADS - 1 - 29.12
THE HIGHLANDERS - 0 - 0
MNM - 0 - 0

MAIN EVENT
"ALPHA MALE" MARCUS VON CON - 2 - 10.27
CARLITO - 2 - 10.59
SYLVAIN GRENIER - 2 - 11.19
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE - 2 - 12.31
SPIKE DUDLEY - 1 - 12.30
JOHNNY NITRO - 1 - 12.35
"THE ALL AMERICAN AMERICAN" JACK SWAGGER - 1 - 12.42
ANGELO DAWKINS - 1 - 13.01
TREVOR MURDOCH - 1 - 13.05
"THE ANIMAL" BATISTA - 1 - 14.06
THE MIZ - 1 - 16.25
KERWIN WHITE - 1 - 18.27
BRAY WYATT - 0 - 0
CHAVO CLASSIC - 0 - 0
MIKEY - 0 - 0
THE HURRICANE - 0 - 0

205 LIVE!
"AIR" EVAN BOURNE - 2 - 9.21
SUPER CRAZY - 2 - 10.25
"THE MAN GRAVITY FORGOT" ADRIAN NEVELLE - 2 - 11.16
SAMI ZAYN - 2 - 12.38
PSICOSIS - 2 - 12.48
SIN CARA - 2 - 19.03
"THE DEMON KING" FINN BALOR - 1 - 11.59
REY MYSTERIO - 1 - 12.42
TYSON KIDD - 1 - 17.02
SHEIK DAIVARI - 1 - 21.53
ENZO AMORE - 0 - 0
JAMIE NOBLE - 0 - 0
KUNG FU NAKI - 0 - 0
SPIKE DUDLEY - 0 - 0
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE - 0 - 0
XAVIER WOODS - 0 - 0

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two shows down five to go before the TV SHOWS kicks off
hopefully will get the third WWE@LOCAL one done before that particular day, heck maybe the fourth too, but let's not get our hopes up too much

we're taking a short commercial break to sell you a bunch of crap, then back into the action ..... maybe get that basketball league going .....

CHEERIO

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

so before some wrasslin' event that everyone will be talking about

HERE'S SOMETHING NEW

it's the BASKETBALL part of MR JENZIES WORLD OF PRETEND SPORT
a sport i can't get into
but i'm doing it anyway

so it's like this
29 teams on NBA LIVE 98 (megadrive) get stuffed ..... into four groups of 8 / 7 / 7 / 7 and play each other once
first and second reach the ELITE LEVEL, third and fourth FIRST LEVEL and fifth and sixth SECOND LEVEL
the five lowest have to catch their own bus home 'cos i'm not giving them a lift!
and there is NO overtime in matches .....

i hate games with odd numbers of teams ESPECIALLY PRIME NUMBERS

achoo

here's the actual stuff that matters ..... same format as before (points, wins, gfor, gdiff)

GROUP 1
UTAH 3 1 33 131
SAN ANTONIO 3 1 5 115
GOLDEN STATE 3 1 2 124
BOSTON 3 1 2 120
L.A. CLIPPERS 0 0 -2 122
SEATTLE 0 0 -2 118
SACRAMENTO 0 0 -5 110

SEATTLE 118
BOSTON 120

UTAH 131
CHICAGO 98

GOLDEN STATE 124
L.A. CLIPPERS 122

SACRAMENTO 110
SAN ANTONIO 115

GROUP 2
CLEVELAND 3 1 13 119
TORONTO 3 1 11 105
WASHINGTON 1 0 0 127
L.A. LAKERS 1 0 0 127
MILWALKEE 0 0 0 0
DETROIT 0 0 -11 94

WASHINGTON 127
L.A. LAKERS 127

PORTLAND 106
CLEVELAND 119

DETROIT 94
TORONTO 105

GROUP 3
PHOENIX 3 1 14 111
NEW YORK 3 1 11 120
CHARLOTTE 3 1 11 117
ATLANTA 0 0 0 0
MINNESOTA 0 0 -11 109
DENVER 0 0 -11 106

PHOENIX 111
VANCOUVER 97

NEW YORK 120
MINNESOTA 109

CHARLOTTE 117
DENVER 106

GROUP 4
MIAMI 3 1 26 114
PHILADELPHIA 3 1 4 119
HOUSTON 3 1 1 115
INDIANA 0 0 0 0
DALLAS 0 0 -1 114
ORLANDO 0 0 -4 115

HOUSTON 115
DALLAS 114

PHILADELPHIA 119
ORLANDO 115

MIAMI 114
NEW JERSEY 88

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there it was easy really, scores reflect the real sport exactly, and it should make for EXCITEMENT!!!
and yes that is a score draw

[Spiderf 4]

This thread is inspiring me to get off my proverbial ass and sim with all the video games that I bought for simming (for a large part at least I bought them for simming).

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

Dec 17, 2018 10:10:55 GMT -5 Spiderf 4 said:

This thread is inspiring me to get off my proverbial ass and sim with all the video games that I bought for simming (for a large part at least I bought them for simming).

EXCELLENT

does that mean i'm good for SOMETHING???

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

and here we are at the third show of my FPR SUPERFEDS 4.0
and things are playing out nicely

so here we are with WWE @ Laredo and the matchups
WHO WILL SURVIVE?


results posted tomorrow

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (SINGLES) - (TIM WHITE)
MAVEN v JESSE
JUSTIN GABRIEL v DAMIEN SANDOW
EPICO v "MANLIEST MAN" BIFF BUSICK
DANIEL BRYAN v "THE IMMORTAL" HULK HOGAN
TYSON KIDD v "THE SAMOAN BULLDOZER" UMAGA
THE NEXT BIG THING" BROCK LESNAR v JOHNNY STAMBOLI
MARTY JANNETTY v BILL DEMOTT
"AMERCIAN BAD ASS" THE UNDERTAKER v IDOL STEVENS
JUSTIN CREDIBLE v "CHAIR SWINGING FREAK" BALLS MAHONEY
"ROAD WARRIOR" ANIMAL v LANCE CADE
"THE CON MAN" ROB CONWAY v TERRY FUNK
SAMOA JOE v MORDECAI
MARCUS LOUIS v VAL VENIS
JOHNNY PARISI v JAMES DICK
JAMAL v LUKE GALLOWS
"HACKSAW" JIM DUGGAN v TYLER REKS

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (TAG TEAMS) - (DRAKE WUERTZ)
JINDRAK AND CADE v ENZO AND CASS
NEW AGE OUTLAWS v CADE AND MURDOCH
TEAM THICK v LOS MATADORES
THE ASCENSION v NWO
AMERICAN ALPHA v KENDRICK AND LONDON
TEAM ANGLE v KYO DAI

nXt - (JACK DOANE)
HEIDENREICH v "THE WHOLE F'N SHOW" ROB VAN DAM
SETH ROLLINS v DOMINO
FINN BALOR v "THE ICON" STING
DARREN YOUNG v SIN CARA
CHRIS BENOIT v THE ROCK
TYSON TOMKO v FANDANGO
"DASHING" CODY RHODES v VANCE ARCHER
MASON RYAN v "SICILIAN SHOOTER" NUNZIO

SUPERSTARS - (J KORDERAS)
CHAD GABLE v "ONE MAN BAND" HEATH SLATER
SCOTT DAWSON v CHARLIE HAAS
JOHN CENA v SAWYER FULTON
BROOKLYN BRAWLER v DEAN MALENKO
SEAN O'HAIRE v JAKE
"THE HEARTBREAK KID" SHAWN MICHAELS v TEST
KEVIN OWENS v HIDEO ITAMI
GAVIN SPEARS v MR KENNEDY

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (SINGLES) - (CHARLES ROBINSON)
DEAN AMBROSE v "NATURE BOY" RIC FLAIR
NICKY v DASH WILDER
KENZO SUZUKI v "ENFORCER" CW ANDERSON
SHAD GASPARD v STEVIE RICHARDS
KURT ANGLE v "DASTARDLY" DANNY DORING
MARK JINDRAK v D'LO BROWN
"COMMISIONER" WILLIAM REGAL v KEVIN THORN
ZACK RYDER v CAMACHO
STARDUST v TITUS O'NEILL
"PIRATE" PAUL BIRCHILL v JOEY MERCURY
JESUS v CURT HAWKINS
MR AMERICA v HARDCORE HOLLY
KENNY v RENE DUPREE
SNITSKY v ROAD DOGG
JEY USO v "SQUIRE" DAVE TAYLOR
"BAD ASS" BILLY GUNN v SKIP SHEFFIELD

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (TAG TEAMS) - (SCOTT ARMSTRONG)
THE HIGHLANDERS v BWO
THE MEXICOOLS v 3 MINUTE WARNING
T&A v THE GYMINI
FBI v THE EDGEHEADS
DEGENERATION X v THE HARDY BOYZ
MNM v THE NEW DAY

MAIN EVENT - (JUSTIN KING)
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE v CHAVO CLASSIC
BRAY WYATT v SPIKE DUDLEY
"ALPHA MALE" MARCUS VON CON v KERWIN WHITE
THE HURRICANE v JOHNNY NITRO
SYLVAIN GRENIER v "THE ALL AMERICAN AMERICAN" JACK SWAGGER
THE MIZ v "THE ANIMAL" BATISTA
MIKEY v ANGELO DAWKINS
CARLITO v TREVOR MURDOCH

205 LIVE! - (CHAD PATTON)
SPIKE DUDLEY v XAVIER WOODS
JAMIE NOBLE v PSICOSIS
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE v SUPER CRAZY
ENZO AMORE v "AIR" EVAN BOURNE
"THE DEMON KING" FINN BALOR v SIN CARA
REY MYSTERIO v "THE MAN GRAVITY FORGOT" ADRIAN NEVELLE
SHEIK DAIVARI v KUNG FU NAKI
SAMI ZAYN v TYSON KIDD

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

IT'S HAPPENING!!!

as downtown Laredo recovers from a bruising, it's TIME for the results to not lie

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (SINGLES) - (TIM WHITE)
JESSE defeated MAVEN by LIFT WHIP-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 11.53
JUSTIN CREDIBLE defeated DAMIEN SANDOW by SPIN KICK-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 13.04
EPICO defeated "MANLIEST MAN" BIFF BUSICK by COMPLETE SHOT-JACKKNIFE HOLD in 14.30
"THE IMMORTAL" HULK HOGAN defeated DANIEL BRYAN by HIGN ANGLE BODY SLAM-PINFALL in 9.27
"THE SAMOAN BULLDOZER" UMAGA defeated TYSON KIDD by MUSCLE BOMB PRESS-PINFALL in 7.14
"THE NEXT BIG THING" BROCK LESNAR defeated JOHNNY STAMBOLI by COCONUT CRUSH-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 9.58
BILL DEMOTT defeated MARTY JANNETTY by HAWAIIAN SMASHER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 13.32
"AMERCIAN BAD ASS" THE UNDERTAKER defeated IDOL STEVENS by TOMBSTONE-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 8.42
"CHAIR SWINGING FREAK" BALLS MAHONEY defeated JUSTIN GABRIEL by NUTCRACKER SUITE-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 10.55
"ROAD WARRIOR" ANIMAL defeated LANCE CADE by POWERBOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 14.21
TERRY FUNK defeated "THE CON MAN" ROB CONWAY by BULLDOGGING HEADLOCK-PINFALL in 14.07
MORDECAI defeated SAMOA JOE by THE CRUCIFIX-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 9.12
MARCUS LOUIS defeated VAL VENIS by BELLY TO BELLY-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 11.56
JAMES DICK defeated JOHNNY PARISI by DOCTOR BOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 18.33
JAMAL defeated LUKE GALLOWS by WILD BOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 15.15
"HACKSAW" JIM DUGGAN defeated TYLER REKS by HEAD PICKUP LARIAT-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 12.06

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (TAG TEAMS) - (DRAKE WUERTZ)
ENZO AND CASS defeated JINDRAK AND CADE by KNEE TACKLE-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 23.37
NEW AGE OUTLAWS defeated CADE AND MURDOCH by KO in 21.40
LOS MATADORES defeated TEAM THICK by HURACANRANA in 26.26
NWO defeated THE ASCENSION by JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 27.34
KENDRICK AND LONDON defeated AMERICAN ALPHA by SUPER KICK-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 23.57
KYO DAI defeated TEAM ANGLE by MOMOE STAR LATCH in 19.42

nXt - (JACK DOANE)
HEIDENREICH defeated "THE WHOLE F'N SHOW" ROB VAN DAM by OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 17.39
DOMINO defeated SETH ROLLINS by DOMINO EFFECT-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 21.01
FINN BALOR defeated "THE ICON" STING by JAPANESE LEG ROLL CLUTCH in 18.04
DARREN YOUNG defeated SIN CARA by COMPLETE SHOT-PINFALL in 14.44
THE ROCK defeated CHRIS BENOIT by SHARPSHOOTER in 17.36
TYSON TOMKO defeated FANDANGO by JACK HAMMER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 10.09
VANCE ARCHER defeated "DASHING" CODY RHODES by BRITISH FALL-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 11.22
"SICILIAN SHOOTER" NUNZIO defeated MASON RYAN by JAPANESE LEG ROLL CLUTCH in 14.57

SUPERSTARS - (J KORDERAS)
"ONE MAN BAND" HEATH SLATER defeated CHAD GABLE by FLYING ROLLING PIN in 11.24
CHARLIE HAAS defeated SCOTT DAWSON by NORTHERN LIGHT SUPLEX in 15.52
JOHN CENA defeated SAWYER FULTON by HURRICANE DRIVER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 19.30
DEAN MALENKO defeated BROOKLYN BRAWLER by TIGERDRIVER-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 13.27
SEAN O'HAIRE defeated JAKE by SHORT RANGE LARIAT-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 10.53
TEST defeated "THE HEARTBREAK KID" SHAWN MICHAELS by DOCTOR BOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 17.10
KEVIN OWENS defeated HIDEO ITAMI by POP UP POWERBOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 7.39
MR KENNEDY defeated GAVIN SPEARS by TOE KICK-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 7.47

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (SINGLES) - (CHARLES ROBINSON)
DEAN AMBROSE defeated "NATURE BOY" RIC FLAIR by REVERSE FACE BUSTER-PINFALL in 9.58
NICKY defeated DASH WILDER by SUPER KICK-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 13.15
KENZO SUZUKI defeated "ENFORCER" CW ANDERSON by GUILLOTINE WHIP-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 16.51
SHAD GASPARD defeated STEVIE RICHARDS by JUMP FRONT HIGH KICK-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 12.31
KURT ANGLE defeated "DASTARDLY" DANNY DORING by BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 14.59
MARK JINDRAK defeated D'LO BROWN by FORCE STRAIGHT PUNCH-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 12.06
KEVIN THORN defeated "COMMISIONER" WILLIAM REGAL by THE CRUCIFIX-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 15.18
CAMACHO defeated ZACK RYDER by SPINE BUSTER-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 14.50
STARDUST defeated TITUS O'NEILL by KO in 9.00
JOEY MERCURY defeated "PIRATE" PAUL BIRCHILL by CHEST SLAP-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 13.59
JESUS defeated CURT HAWKINS by BRAINBUSTER-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 14.57
HARDCORE HOLLY defeated MR AMERICA by POWERSLAM-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 21.27
RENE DUPREE defeated KENNY by DEATH VALLEY DRIVER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 16.07
SNITSKY defeated ROAD DOGG by LARIAT-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 10.18
"SQUIRE" DAVE TAYLOR defeated JEY USO by BACKSLIDE in 13.37
SKIP SHEFFIELD defeated "BAD ASS" BILLY GUNN by GORI CRUSHER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 14.28

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (TAG TEAMS) - (SCOTT ARMSTRONG)
THE HIGHLANDERS defeated BWO by PUNCH-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 17.16
3 MINUTE WARNING fought THE MEXICOOLS to a COUNTOUT in 18.50
T&A defeated THE GYMINI by STRIKING LARIAT-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 19.57
FBI defeated THE EDGEHEADS by KO in 12.16
DEGENERATION X defeated THE HARDY BOYZ by DIVING ELBOW-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 26.20
THE NEW DAY defeated MNM by VADER ATTACK-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 18.06

MAIN EVENT - (JUSTIN KING)
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE defeated CHAVO CLASSIC by BEAUTY SHOT-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 18.53
BRAY WYATT defeated SPIKE DUDLEY by FLYING BODY CROSS-PINFALL in 15.04
"ALPHA MALE" MARCUS VON CON defeated KERWIN WHITE by SUPER BOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 14.33
JOHNNY NITRO defeated THE HURRICANE by ARABIAN PRESS-PINFALL in 11.37
SYLVAIN GRENIER defeated "THE ALL AMERICAN AMERICAN" JACK SWAGGER by LA MAGISTRAL in 11.12
"THE ANIMAL" BATISTA defeated THE MIZ by BATISTA BOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 13.29
MIKEY defeated ANGELO DAWKINS by ANGLE LIGER BOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 15.26
TREVOR MURDOCH defeated CARLITO by POWERBOMB in 17.54

205 LIVE! - (CHAD PATTON)
XAVIER WOODS defeated SPIKE DUDLEY by SHINING WIZARD-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 16.12
PSICOSIS defeated JAMIE NOBLE by SWING DDT-JACKKNIFE HOLD in 11.49
SUPER CRAZY defeated "PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE by MOONSAULT PRESS-PINFALL in 15.26
"AIR" EVAN BOURNE defeated ENZO AMORE by SHINING ENZUIGIRI-MOONSAULT FALL in 11.05
SIN CARA defeated "THE DEMON KING" FINN BALOR by MOONSAULT PRESS-PINFALL in 15.33
REY MYSTERIO defeated "THE MAN GRAVITY FORGOT" ADRIAN NEVELLE by DDT-MOONSAULT FALL in 9.59
SHEIK DAIVARI defeated KUNG FU NAKI by ANGLE ROLLING PIN in 12.34
SAMI ZAYN defeated TYSON KIDD by FLYING ROLLING PIN in 13.45

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phew that 3MW v mexicools was a right old ding dong, spending as much time outside the ring as inside, so they'll have a specific matchup on the first edition of SMACKDOWN LIVE!

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

and lastly here on MR JENZIE'S WORLD OF PRETEND SPORT, the all important tables, where we find out if your favourites are about to climb down the cage ..... or about to be buried alive in a stupid mound of dirt with a shovel!

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (SINGLES)
"THE SAMOAN BULLDOZER" UMAGA (3 wins at 7.14)
"AMERCIAN BAD ASS" THE UNDERTAKER (3 wins at 8.42)
"THE IMMORTAL" HULK HOGAN (3 wins at 9.27)
"ROAD WARRIOR" ANIMAL (3 wins at 14.21)
TERRY FUNK (2 wins at 8.58)
MORDECAI (2 wins at 9.12)
SAMOA JOE (2 wins at 9.50)
"THE NEXT BIG THING" BROCK LESNAR (2 wins at 9.58)
"HACKSAW" JIM DUGGAN (2 wins at 10.22)
JESSE (2 wins at 10.29)
"CHAIR SWINGING FREAK" BALLS MAHONEY (2 wins at 10.55)
"MANLIEST MAN" BIFF BUSICK (2 wins at 11.08)
TYLER REKS (2 wins at 12.25)
JUSTIN CREDIBLE (2 wins at 13.04)
JAMES DICK (2 wins at 13.05)
JAMAL (2 wins at 13.08)
BILL DEMOTT (2 wins at 13.17)
TYSON KIDD (2 wins at 17.37)
DAMIEN SANDOW (1 wins at 11.04)
MARCUS LOUIS (1 wins at 11.56)
"THE CON MAN" ROB CONWAY (1 wins at 14.23)
EPICO (1 wins at 14.30)
MARTY JANNETTY (1 wins at 14.57)
JOHNNY STAMBOLI (1 wins at 17.01)
JOHNNY PARISI (1 wins at 21.14)
LUKE GALLOWS (1 wins at 21.18)
DANIEL BRYAN (0 wins at 0.00)
IDOL STEVENS (0 wins at 0.00)
JUSTIN GABRIEL (0 wins at 0.00)
LANCE CADE (0 wins at 0.00)
MAVEN (0 wins at 0.00)
VAL VENIS (0 wins at 0.00)

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (TAG TEAMS)
NWO (3 wins at 26.29)
JINDRAK AND CADE (2 wins at 18.36)
KYO DAI (2 wins at 19.42)
NEW AGE OUTLAWS (2 wins at 21.4)
TEAM ANGLE (2 wins at 23.26)
KENDRICK AND LONDON (2 wins at 23.57)
CADE AND MURDOCH (1 wins at 19.34)
THE ASCENSION (1 wins at 20.30)
ENZO AND CASS (1 wins at 23.37)
AMERICAN ALPHA (1 wins at 24.28)
LOS MATADORES (1 wins at 26.26)
TEAM THICK (0 wins at 0.00)

nXt
VANCE ARCHER (3 wins at 11.22)
DARREN YOUNG (3 wins at 14.11)
HEIDENREICH (3 wins at 15.32)
FINN BALOR (2 wins at 7.04)
SETH ROLLINS (2 wins at 9.09)
TYSON TOMKO (2 wins at 10.09)
THE ROCK (2 wins at 11.09)
"THE WHOLE F'N SHOW" ROB VAN DAM (2 wins at 14.11)
"DASHING" CODY RHODES (1 wins at 14.11)
"SICILIAN SHOOTER" NUNZIO (1 wins at 14.57)
FANDANGO (1 wins at 17.09)
MASON RYAN (1 wins at 18.37)
DOMINO (1 wins at 21.01)
CHRIS BENOIT (0 wins at 0.00)
SIN CARA (0 wins at 0.00)
"THE ICON" STING (0 wins at 0.00)

SUPERSTARS
SEAN O'HAIRE (3 wins at 10.53)
CHARLIE HAAS (3 wins at 15.52)
KEVIN OWENS (2 wins at 7.39)
"ONE MAN BAND" HEATH SLATER (2 wins at 9.18)
JAKE (2 wins at 10.55)
DEAN MALENKO (2 wins at 11.08)
TEST (2 wins at 11.09)
"THE HEARTBREAK KID" SHAWN MICHAELS (2 wins at 12.09)
JOHN CENA (2 wins at 19.30)
MR KENNEDY (1 wins at 7.47)
SAWYER FULTON (1 wins at 14.26)
SCOTT DAWSON (1 wins at 15.36)
BROOKLYN BRAWLER (0 wins at 0.00)
CHAD GABLE (0 wins at 0.00)
GAVIN SPEARS (0 wins at 0.00)
HIDEO ITAMI (0 wins at 0.00)

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (SINGLES)
STARDUST (3 wins at 9.00)
SHAD GASPARD (3 wins at 9.05)
DEAN AMBROSE (3 wins at 9.16)
KEVIN THORN (3 wins at 11.34)
JESUS (3 wins at 12.53)
TITUS O'NEILL (2 wins at 7.18)
SNITSKY (2 wins at 8.19)
JOEY MERCURY (2 wins at 8.35)
MR AMERICA (2 wins at 11.53)
CAMACHO (2 wins at 12.17)
KENZO SUZUKI (2 wins at 12.45)
SKIP SHEFFIELD (2 wins at 13.29)
"BAD ASS" BILLY GUNN (2 wins at 13.37)
"SQUIRE" DAVE TAYLOR (2 wins at 13.37)
KURT ANGLE (2 wins at 14.59)
HARDCORE HOLLY (2 wins at 16.51)
STEVIE RICHARDS (1 wins at 11.11)
MARK JINDRAK (1 wins at 12.06)
"ENFORCER" CW ANDERSON (1 wins at 13.06)
"PIRATE" PAUL BIRCHILL (1 wins at 13.12)
NICKY (1 wins at 13.15)
RENE DUPREE (1 wins at 16.07)
"NATURE BOY" RIC FLAIR (1 wins at 16.38)
"COMMISIONER" WILLIAM REGAL (1 wins at 17.07)
KENNY (1 wins at 17.34)
JEY USO (1 wins at 18.54)
CURT HAWKINS (0 wins at 0.00)
"DASTARDLY" DANNY DORING (0 wins at 0.00)
DASH WILDER (0 wins at 0.00)
D'LO BROWN (0 wins at 0.00)
ROAD DOGG (0 wins at 0.00)
ZACK RYDER (0 wins at 0.00)

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (TAG TEAMS)
FBI (2 wins at 12.16)
THE NEW DAY (2 wins at 18.06)
T&A (2 wins at 19.37)
THE MEXICOOLS (2 wins at 20.00)
DEGENERATION X (2 wins at 23.35)
3 MINUTE WARNING (2 wins at 26.56)
THE HIGHLANDERS (1 wins at 17.16)
BWO (1 wins at 18.06)
THE GYMINI (1 wins at 18.48)
THE HARDY BOYZ (1 wins at 26.57)
THE EDGEHEADS (1 wins at 29.12)
MNM (0 wins at 0.00)

MAIN EVENT
"ALPHA MALE" MARCUS VON CON (3 wins at 10.27)
SYLVAIN GRENIER (3 wins at 11.12)
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE (3 wins at 12.31)
CARLITO (2 wins at 10.59)
JOHNNY NITRO (2 wins at 11.37)
TREVOR MURDOCH (2 wins at 13.05)
"THE ANIMAL" BATISTA (2 wins at 13.29)
SPIKE DUDLEY (1 wins at 12.30)
"THE ALL AMERICAN AMERICAN" JACK SWAGGER (1 wins at 12.42)
ANGELO DAWKINS (1 wins at 13.01)
BRAY WYATT (1 wins at 15.04)
MIKEY (1 wins at 15.26)
THE MIZ (1 wins at 16.25)
KERWIN WHITE (1 wins at 18.27)
CHAVO CLASSIC (0 wins at 0.00)
THE HURRICANE (0 wins at 0.00)

205 LIVE!
"AIR" EVAN BOURNE (3 wins at 9.21)
SUPER CRAZY (3 wins at 10.25)
PSICOSIS (3 wins at 11.49)
SAMI ZAYN (3 wins at 12.38)
SIN CARA (3 wins at 15.33)
REY MYSTERIO (2 wins at 9.59)
"THE MAN GRAVITY FORGOT" ADRIAN NEVELLE (2 wins at 11.16)
SHEIK DAIVARI (2 wins at 12.34)
"THE DEMON KING" FINN BALOR (1 wins at 11.59)
XAVIER WOODS (1 wins at 16.12)
TYSON KIDD (1 wins at 17.02)
ENZO AMORE (0 wins at 0.00)
JAMIE NOBLE (0 wins at 0.00)
KUNG FU NAKI (0 wins at 0.00)
SPIKE DUDLEY (0 wins at 0.00)
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE (0 wins at 0.00)

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

IT'S A NEW YEAR YES IT IS!!!

*cough*

well got that out the way, now it's time for some brand spanking new jolly hockey sticks as we return to the ice rink, where broken bones and dubious check calls abound in the EA HOCKEY CLASSIC!

straight into it

GROUP 1
FINLAND - 12 points, 4 wins
NETHERLANDS - 6 points, 2 wins
CANADA - 3 points, 1 wins
FRANCE - 3 points, 1 wins
PORTUGAL - 0 points, 0 wins

FINLAND 7
CANADA 5

FRANCE 9
PORTUGAL 4

CANADA 10
FRANCE 6

NETHERLANDS 4
FINLAND 7

GROUP 2
SOVIET UNION - 6 points, 2 wins
ITALY - 3 points, 1 wins
SWITZERLAND - 3 points, 1 wins
GERMANY - 0 points, 0 wins

ITALY 10
SWITZERLAND 6

SOVIET UNION 12
GERMANY 6

GROUP 3
USA - 6 points, 2 wins
SPAIN - 3 points, 1 wins
UNITED KINGDOM - 3 points, 1 wins
ICELAND - 0 points, 0 wins

UNITED KINGDOM 6
ICELAND 4

USA 10
SPAIN 7

GROUP 4
BELGIUM - 6 points, 2 wins
POLAND - 3 points, 1 wins
CZECHOSLOVAKIA - 3 points, 1 wins
YUGOSLAVIA - 0 points, 0 wins

YUGOSLAVIA 4
POLAND 13

CZECHOSLOVAKIA 3
BELGIUM 4

GROUP 5
NORWAY - 9 points, 3 wins
SWEDEN - 6 points, 2 wins
DENMARK - 5 points, 1 wins
LUXEMBOURG - 3 points, 1 wins
HUNGARY - 0 points, 0 wins

NORWAY 3
SWEDEN 5

HUNGARY 4
LUXEMBOURG 9

SWEDEN 10
HUNGARY 3

DENMARK 6
NORWAY 7

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changing the second half of the competitions' format, instead of every team playing, only the TOP THREE will qualify

and cleverly enough ..... well for me ..... i not only did this but the rugby AND basketball too, so they're ready to post, and at the weekend it's back to the grappling!

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

and a bit like british rail .....
standing room only and some REALLY terrible "food"

so what happened was "an administration error" occurred, and that's why i'm late with my stuff 'n stuff, and you'll be happy to know that the administrator was subsequently fired ..... and i got a nice hamster to do it for me

and while he's running round his little wheel, here's the RUGBY WORLD CUP 95 next round of matches!

GROUP 1
AUSTRALIA - 6 points, 2 wins
NEW ZEALAND - 3 points, 1 wins
SPAIN - 3 points, 1 wins
CZECH REPUBLIC - 0 points, 0 wins
ITALY - 0 points, 0 wins

AUSTRALIA 70
SPAIN 19

NEW ZEALAND 58
ITALY 31

GROUP 2
IRELAND - 6 points, 2 wins
FRANCE - 3 points, 1 wins
UNITED STATES - 1 points, 0 wins
ZIMBABWE - 1 points, 0 wins
NAMIBIA - 0 points, 0 wins

UNITED STATES 10
IRELAND 32

FRANCE 40
ZIMBABWE 14

GROUP 3
ARGENTINA - 6 points, 2 wins
IVORY COAST - 3 points, 1 wins
WESTERN SAMOA - 3 points, 1 wins
CANADA - 0 points, 0 wins
WALES - 0 points, 0 wins

IVORY COAST 55
WALES 29

CANADA 32
ARGENTINA 35

GROUP 4
ENGLAND - 6 points, 2 wins
ROMANIA - 6 points, 2 wins
PORTUGAL - 0 points, 0 wins
FIJI - 0 points, 0 wins
MOROCCO - 0 points, 0 wins

FIJI 15
ENGLAND 51

PORTUGAL 10
ROMANIA 41

GROUP 5
NETHERLANDS - 4 points, 1 wins
SOUTH AFRICA - 3 points, 1 wins
JAPAN - 3 points, 1 wins
SWEDEN - 1 points, 0 wins
URUGUAY - 0 points, 0 wins

NETHERLANDS 25
SWEDEN 25

SOUTH AFRICA 44
URUGUAY 15

GROUP 6
TONGA - 6 points, 2 wins
SCOTLAND - 3 points, 1 wins
RUSSIA - 3 points, 1 wins
GERMANY - 0 points, 0 wins
LATVIA - 0 points, 0 wins

TONGA 39
RUSSIA 7

SCOTLAND 57
LATVIA 5

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WALES need to start moving, and they have a tricky game against CANADA next
SCOTLAND start with a thumping of LATVIA
IRELAND and FRANCE play next for the potential group win
and ENGLAND being ENGLAND with the top single score so far with a whopping 75 points, and that counts for nothing

COMING SOON - SWISH SWISH BWISH