Post by invaderdave on Dec 8, 2009 1:20:43 GMT -5
...ME! ME almost got stabbed today!
So, me and my roomie were doing stuff in town today, getting groceries (by which I mean milk and cereal), and on the drive home, he suddenly decides he wants ice cream, and pull into the dollar store (God knows why he wants ice cream from the dollar store) to by some frozen treats.
We get in line. And there's a girl behind us. This shouldn't be all that important, but Josh (my roomie) decides he wants something else, and has me put his ice cream back for him. He then allows the girl behind us to go in front, which sort of irritated me (I was on the tight schedule of "I wanna go home and not do anything"), so I jokingly told him "I'm kicking your ass when we get back to the apartment."
And he laaaaaughs and he laaaaaughs, and he laaaaaughs some more. The whole time, honestly, he's buying his frozen dairy.
This offended this girl for some reason. So, we leave the store, and suddenly, this car pulls up. Its the girl, and her boyfriend. The boyfriend asks "is something funny here?" And I explain to him. He drives off, and I GUESS he somehow spotted the both of us laughing, opened his window again, and BRANDISHED A KNIFE.
A KNIFE.
A KNIFE.
Y'know, people, if you're the kind of guy that wants to defend your girlfriend's honor, thats all fine and dandy, but if you're going to bring a knife to a "this isn't even a fight," it may be time to assess a few morals, and a few priorities.
I'm thinking I might actually have to curb stomp the guy's face into his fender, because if you honestly have to brandish a knife to feel like you're standing up for your girl, you deserve every square inch of your ass kicked.
But, my friend is more sensible, tried to explain the situation, and after waving the knife around a few more times, the guy drove off. My friend and I returned home, and he had his damn ice cream.
So, me and my roomie were doing stuff in town today, getting groceries (by which I mean milk and cereal), and on the drive home, he suddenly decides he wants ice cream, and pull into the dollar store (God knows why he wants ice cream from the dollar store) to by some frozen treats.
We get in line. And there's a girl behind us. This shouldn't be all that important, but Josh (my roomie) decides he wants something else, and has me put his ice cream back for him. He then allows the girl behind us to go in front, which sort of irritated me (I was on the tight schedule of "I wanna go home and not do anything"), so I jokingly told him "I'm kicking your ass when we get back to the apartment."
And he laaaaaughs and he laaaaaughs, and he laaaaaughs some more. The whole time, honestly, he's buying his frozen dairy.
This offended this girl for some reason. So, we leave the store, and suddenly, this car pulls up. Its the girl, and her boyfriend. The boyfriend asks "is something funny here?" And I explain to him. He drives off, and I GUESS he somehow spotted the both of us laughing, opened his window again, and BRANDISHED A KNIFE.
A KNIFE.
A KNIFE.
Y'know, people, if you're the kind of guy that wants to defend your girlfriend's honor, thats all fine and dandy, but if you're going to bring a knife to a "this isn't even a fight," it may be time to assess a few morals, and a few priorities.
I'm thinking I might actually have to curb stomp the guy's face into his fender, because if you honestly have to brandish a knife to feel like you're standing up for your girl, you deserve every square inch of your ass kicked.
But, my friend is more sensible, tried to explain the situation, and after waving the knife around a few more times, the guy drove off. My friend and I returned home, and he had his damn ice cream.
