TheDieselTrain
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Dec 18, 2009 16:23:05 GMT -5
.......Swimming pool, or beach?
Its ont thing that baffles me when I work there. I mean why??? Does it add warmth to the nether regions?
I pretty much never wear anything besides my shorts when I go play in the water. I mean most people don't swim/get in the water with a shirt because its not really needed. So why wear underwear there? Doesnt that mean you have to bring an extra pair since the ones you are wearing will be soaking wet by the time you're done. It's always seemed uneccessary to me..
If you do.... why?
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Dec 18, 2009 16:24:31 GMT -5
Security blanket? I have no idea.
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Post by Dirty Hazy on Dec 18, 2009 18:23:37 GMT -5
Not everyone wears those shorts with the junk net in them.
Trust me, if you wear jean shorts or anything with zippers, you want the extra cloth between you and those teeth.
In the case of shorts with no nets or zippers, well, it's nice to have something to keep your parts in place. Also, you don't need your purple headed warrior making an appearance of any kind... be it popping it's head up out of the trenches... err trunks, or be it grabbing attention by well, remember those cartoons where the mouse or other animal ran under the carpet and the carpet would bulge and reveal their locations.. well yeah, same idea.
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Post by Young Game on Dec 18, 2009 18:36:13 GMT -5
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Post by default on Dec 18, 2009 18:42:17 GMT -5
No idea. If I even think I'm going to swim, I throw on swimming trunks in place of my boxers. I have't worn briefs since elementary school and I can't imagine boxers would help. If the swimming trunks manage to fall down with the knotted tie, boxers would go to. Plus, all the trunks I've ever owned have had the mesh stuff inside.
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Post by Dirty Hazy on Dec 20, 2009 2:22:31 GMT -5
not many votes. Thought this topic would've been at 10 pages by now.
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Post by Big L on Dec 20, 2009 11:05:53 GMT -5
I do
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2009 17:26:28 GMT -5
I don't understand people wearing white T-Shirts in the waterpark.
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Post by Dirty Hazy on Dec 21, 2009 2:26:16 GMT -5
I don't understand people wearing white T-Shirts in the waterpark. ESPECIALLY the girls! Why wear bikinis if you are just gonna cover them up with shirts, or equally worse, skirts! HOWEVER... I'd venture to guess that the majority of people think that the bigger someone is, the bigger and less see-thru shirt they should be wearing and overall the more skin they should be covering. But this is an underwear thread, and at first glance I'm surprised by yhe poll results thus far. Perhaps if the poll was reworded to ask about who wears underwear while swimming in shorts not intended for swimming(ie: having the mesh junk-net for instance, or having zippers...etc), then I think the results would be completely opposite. |
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Post by The Freakin' Deacon on Dec 21, 2009 2:30:47 GMT -5
I wear boxers when swimming.
Since I'm so skinny, no matter how small of a size the trunks are they will always almost come completely off when I get out of the water. And since I frequent the diving board more so than swim, it's basically a must.
But I also wear arm floaties, so my opinion is probably useless.
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Post by default on Dec 21, 2009 2:47:31 GMT -5
I wear boxers when swimming. Since I'm so skinny, no matter how small of a size the trunks are they will always almost come completely off when I get out of the water. And since I frequent the diving board more so than swim, it's basically a must. But I also wear arm floaties, so my opinion is probably useless. I'm skinny as hell too. I found there are some quality board shorts that hold better than trunks. I dropped like $20 on a pair of red ones years ago at JC Penney and then got the same in yellow on clearance for something like $2. The waists on them are a little more high than most trunks and locked up nice and tight but were still comfortable. If you think about it, board shorts are designed for surfing and are so they have to deal with waves and such. Sadly, I pitched the yellow pair as I wore them when I was tarring my grandfather's roof and stained them and I'm not sure where the red pair are buried. I don't dive head first, so I usually just wear a pair of pink, black and white hand-me-downs that my English uncle gave me. I call them my Bret Hart trunks. |
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Dec 21, 2009 2:54:11 GMT -5
Because I don't own a pair of actual swimming trunks, so I just use an old pair of loose soft shorts that I own and need something underneath that.
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TheDieselTrain
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Dec 21, 2009 9:55:59 GMT -5
I wear boxers when swimming. Since I'm so skinny, no matter how small of a size the trunks are they will always almost come completely off when I get out of the water. And since I frequent the diving board more so than swim, it's basically a must. But I also wear arm floaties, so my opinion is probably useless. I'm skinny as hell too. I found there are some quality board shorts that hold better than trunks. I dropped like $20 on a pair of red ones years ago at JC Penney and then got the same in yellow on clearance for something like $2. The waists on them are a little more high than most trunks and locked up nice and tight but were still comfortable. If you think about it, board shorts are designed for surfing and are so they have to deal with waves and such. Sadly, I pitched the yellow pair as I wore them when I was tarring my grandfather's roof and stained them and I'm not sure where the red pair are buried. I don't dive head first, so I usually just wear a pair of pink, black and white hand-me-downs that my English uncle gave me. I call them my Bret Hart trunks. Doesn't tightening the drawstring fix the problem of your shorts coming off? |
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Post by i.Sarita.com on Dec 21, 2009 10:11:20 GMT -5
Not everyone wears those shorts with the junk net in them. Trust me, if you wear jean shorts or anything with zippers, you want the extra cloth between you and those teeth. In the case of shorts with no nets or zippers, well, it's nice to have something to keep your parts in place. Also, you don't need your purple headed warrior making an appearance of any kind... be it popping it's head up out of the trenches... err trunks, or be it grabbing attention by well, remember those cartoons where the mouse or other animal ran under the carpet and the carpet would bulge and reveal their locations.. well yeah, same idea. Who wears Jean Shorts to a water park? |
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Post by Perigryn on Dec 21, 2009 10:21:26 GMT -5
Not everyone wears those shorts with the junk net in them. Trust me, if you wear jean shorts or anything with zippers, you want the extra cloth between you and those teeth. In the case of shorts with no nets or zippers, well, it's nice to have something to keep your parts in place. Also, you don't need your purple headed warrior making an appearance of any kind... be it popping it's head up out of the trenches... err trunks, or be it grabbing attention by well, remember those cartoons where the mouse or other animal ran under the carpet and the carpet would bulge and reveal their locations.. well yeah, same idea. Who wears Jean Shorts to a water park?  |
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Post by Dirty Hazy on Dec 23, 2009 3:53:47 GMT -5
Who wears Jean Shorts to a water park? All I had was some baggy jean shorts down in Florida when I moved there, decided to walk a mile or two to the beach and go swim. BAD IDEA, considering I had to walk home. The chafing I got was just unbearable. I actually BLED. Hurt a good couple days I think after that. Never swimming in salt water wearing jean shorts ever again, and especially never walking in salt water soaked jeans ever again either! |
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