WTF is up with movie censoring???

[TheDieselTrain]

So I watched Big Daddy a few days ago on I believe FX and I was baffled at some of the changed lines in the movie.

I wipe my own ass butt!!!!!!!!!!! Not nearly as funny.

Is that the guy with the old balls butt?


They changed most critics are cynical assholes jackasses. I dont see how thats any better.




Some reason they didnt edit out Stay away from the frozen food section your boobs will harden.

[Hulkshi Tanahashi]

Not as ridiculous as "I've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday thru Friday plane!!!!"

[Koda, Master Crunchyroller]

Dec 18, 2009 14:40:58 GMT -5 Hulkshi Tanahashi said:

Not as ridiculous as "I've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday thru Friday plane!!!!"

The funny thing is, Samuel L. Jackson got to choose the censor words for his lines on Snakes on a Plane, so he himself decided to choose monkey fighting snakes and Monday thru Friday plane.

[Dirty Hazy]

Back to the Future(movie): Marty "Holy Shit"
Back to the Future(TVedit): Marty "Holy Jesus"

[whitecrxsses]

Inb4 finding strangers in the alps.

[Back to being Cenanuff]

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

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Yippie kay yay, Mr. Falcon.

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Dec 18, 2009 14:46:28 GMT -5 Koda, Master Crunchyroller said:

Dec 18, 2009 14:40:58 GMT -5 Hulkshi Tanahashi said:

Not as ridiculous as "I've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday thru Friday plane!!!!"

The funny thing is, Samuel L. Jackson got to choose the censor words for his lines on Snakes on a Plane, so he himself decided to choose monkey fighting snakes and Monday thru Friday plane.

That makes the edited line that much more awesome.

[Triple Kelly]

Motherfather Chinese Dentist.

[Magician under the moonlight]

"Hey! It's me!"

"Prove it!"


"You're a dick dork.

"OK!"

[Methusael86]

You ever suck some feet for marijuana?

[Push R Truth]

I'm just going to let it be known:



Ghostbusters is the worst TV Edit I've ever seen.

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My favorite story was Simon Pegg on Conan talking about the edit for one of his movies. They had to change a "Jesus Christ!" exclamation to "Peas and rice!" because apparently "Cheese and rice" was too close.

[darthalexander]

Dec 18, 2009 16:49:00 GMT -5 Push R Truth said:

I'm just going to let it be known:



Ghostbusters is the worst TV Edit I've ever seen.

Clearly you have not "enjoyed" the tv versions of Scarface, Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, etc.

This brings up the question: which is more annoying -

a) the changing of words

or

b) the sound drops to "mute" the word and then returns to normal.

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Changing of words. The "mute" effect doesn't really bother me. I know i'm watching a movie on TV.

But does anybody in the known earth yell out "Yippie-ki-yay Mister Falcon!" instead of the regular version? I THOUGHT SO!

[Cranjis McBasketball]

Watch the TV edit of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, it's like a whole different movie.

Cutting Carlin's scene out entirely makes the Carrie Fisher as a nun scene make no damn sense, but since talking about "the book" isn't dirty, they keep it in.

Of all the lines they left in, they left in, "You know what they make you do in the County? Toss the salad".

Yep, salad tossing is in and everything else is out.......odd.

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Dec 18, 2009 16:55:31 GMT -5 darthalexander said:

Dec 18, 2009 16:49:00 GMT -5 Push R Truth said:

I'm just going to let it be known:



Ghostbusters is the worst TV Edit I've ever seen.

Clearly you have not "enjoyed" the tv versions of Scarface, Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, etc.

This brings up the question: which is more annoying -

a) the changing of words

or

b) the sound drops to "mute" the word and then returns to normal.

If you're going TV edit in general... Showgirls. It removes everything of value to that movie.

[The Hawaiian Hammer!]

Dec 18, 2009 14:40:58 GMT -5 Hulkshi Tanahashi said:

Not as ridiculous as "I've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday thru Friday plane!!!!"

I've actually started using "Snake on a Plane" as a more family/workplace friendly expletive


try it out, it works really well

[craigdanbeaton]

I say this every time censorship comes up (And I do enjoy these threads)

I pity Americans when it comes to TV...

[Vice honcho room temperature]

Dec 18, 2009 17:16:11 GMT -5 Cranjis McBasketball said:

Watch the TV edit of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, it's like a whole different movie.

Cutting Carlin's scene out entirely makes the Carrie Fisher as a nun scene make no damn sense, but since talking about "the book" isn't dirty, they keep it in.

Of all the lines they left in, they left in, "You know what they make you do in the County? Toss the salad".

Yep, salad tossing is in and everything else is out.......odd.

Clerks 2 is hilarious in the TV edit with the scene where Randel is going through the racist phrases and the sound mutes for like 6 seconds straight followed by the word "and" and another mute.