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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2009 20:07:47 GMT -5
The Worst was Scarface on Spike TV. They pretty much removed 40 mins of the movie an d they kept on saying Horse instead of f***. I just don't get Spike TV. They always claim they are the manliest most badass network station for showing violent shows/sports like UFC/1000 ways to die and heavy sexual content shows like Manswers and Striperrella but are afraid to have swears or bloody violence in there movies.
Also here is the Scarface TV Edit. Warning language, Violence and blood, and Spoilers:
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Tfmcmg is Johnny Green
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Post by Tfmcmg is Johnny Green on Dec 18, 2009 20:14:23 GMT -5
I love the jackie brown edit because they censor MF with Melon Farmer and hearing robert deniro call someone " A melon farming idiot" is awesome.
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Chiral
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Post by Chiral on Dec 18, 2009 23:25:58 GMT -5
I think the editing of Shark Attack 3 made the movie better
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Dec 18, 2009 23:26:00 GMT -5
If you're going TV edit in general... Showgirls. It removes everything of value to that movie. Um, did anybody else get here first? That movie had VALUE? Also, as for visual edits... that film had something like 150 titty shots, OF COURSE it'd get heavily edited.
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El Pollo Guerrera
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Dec 19, 2009 0:42:23 GMT -5
"Gimme the fuzzy keys, you fuzzy socksucker! Fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy, blaaaaaah!"
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Post by Cry Me a Wiggle on Dec 19, 2009 1:02:05 GMT -5
I don't know about you, but I think the "Monday through Friday plane" line has actually surpassed the original in terms of awesomeness.
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Just Jay
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Post by Just Jay on Dec 19, 2009 2:34:39 GMT -5
Video speaks louder than I could.
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on Dec 19, 2009 3:16:36 GMT -5
The scene where Joe Pesci get caught at the end of Casino was funny... "I fouled up, Johnny, I fouled up real good, I should have never gotten involved with that daffy broad."
Also, to paraphrase The Breakfast Club.. "I don't give a (Guitar Riff plays)."
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 19, 2009 4:58:46 GMT -5
I say this every time censorship comes up (And I do enjoy these threads) I pity Americans when it comes to TV... Not as much as I pity the UK and Australia when it comes to getting video games, on time, not butchered, and sometimes even at all. The edits to Ferris Bueller's Day Off always make me laugh. "If you shoved a piece of coal in his FIST, in two weeks you'd have a diamond." He goes from a tightass to apparently being Samson. "Because you can't respect someone who LICKSyourBOOTS." I can't do this one justice, the way he says it is so unnatural.
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Slim Loves Lily
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Post by Slim Loves Lily on Dec 19, 2009 6:33:10 GMT -5
Mallrats on TV is UNBEARABLE to watch.
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Red Lion
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Post by Red Lion on Dec 19, 2009 6:42:21 GMT -5
I say this every time censorship comes up (And I do enjoy these threads) I pity Americans when it comes to TV... Agreed There's something much worse on US TV than censorship too, but I can't put my finger on wh-**RED LION CONTINUES AFTER THE BREAK!**
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Post by Bam Neeley on Dec 19, 2009 11:38:51 GMT -5
Another reason to live in a non-english speaking country. All the foreign swearing goes unedited here
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Post by wildojinx on Dec 19, 2009 11:40:37 GMT -5
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Dec 19, 2009 11:44:16 GMT -5
Maybe I'm just weird, but I don't really care about the edits. I don't feel a great need to hear cuss words, so I don't care if words like "ass" get replaced with words like "butt".
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Dec 19, 2009 11:51:58 GMT -5
I enjoyed the TV edit of Coming to America.
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Dec 19, 2009 11:59:12 GMT -5
Not as ridiculous as "I've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday thru Friday plane!!!!" The funny thing is, Samuel L. Jackson got to choose the censor words for his lines on Snakes on a Plane, so he himself decided to choose monkey fighting snakes and Monday thru Friday plane. Hey, because of that line, these exist: www.zazzle.com/monkey+fighting+snakes+on+a+monday+to+friday+plane+tshirts
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Dec 19, 2009 12:01:47 GMT -5
The edit of Major League is pretty good/bad, especially the scene where the ump throws Rick Vaughn out of a game.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2009 12:07:56 GMT -5
Another candidate for "worst TV edit" belongs to The Faculty on USA. Good god, that was terrible. I just about threw my remote at the TV when the line about the "fuzzy alien" was said. Also a prime candidate was "flip this spit". i liked Howard Stern's Private Parts edit. He just comes out and says "They cut the good stuff. Just buy the video" Glad to know I wasn't the only one. Thought that was really clever.
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Dec 19, 2009 14:04:47 GMT -5
Scarface
"Where'd you get that beauty scar on your face, eating pineapple?"
Die Hard
"Sir, can I get a word from you?" "Yeah, you can get two: JOKE off."
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Post by Blindkarevik on Dec 19, 2009 14:11:19 GMT -5
I still swear that the first time Major League was broadcast they missed "motherf***er" once and had to quickly edit it live. I swear it said, "Strike this motherfuc-uhhhhhh.. guy Out!"
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