She's Gonna Be An English Professor, Folks...

[THE Baldy Kendrick]

This is an ad I just saw on a personals site. I'm not making this up. Names and locations have been redacted for privacy. And yes, it's all one run-on sentence.

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my name is (NAME REMOVED) im 19 i go to (SCHOOL REMOVED) im going to be a english professor after (SCHOOL REMOVED) i plan to transfer to (SCHOOL REMOVED) im fun crazy silly outgoing i have 4 best friends they are amazing to my life i love to watch movies party camping dance play tennis and soccer go swimming float trips concerts,bowling, laser tag, rock climbing, water parks,adventures and i also like to stay in on some nights i lisen to mostly anything favorite bands are theroy of a deadman, buckcherry, papa roach, and i lisen to alot of country im crazy fun chick random ditzy at times i totally have the wow factors on the guys im very picky when it comes to guys i live with mt parents moveing out with my 2 best friends in febuarary i have really pretty blue eyes and im verry random i love anything and everything pink i love tats i have 2 and im addicted to fuze drinks and i when i drink i drink orange juice and voka god and my friends and family mean the world to me if intrested messege me

[Drink Up Me Cider]

First of all, learn to use full stops and capital letters. Is this what you would call a co-ed, or just incredibly illiterate?

[ani]

febuarary?

OK then.

Edit: Also, she has to be accepted first. Anyone who sees this will keep looking elsewhere.

[rrm15]

She seems smarter than my American Literature professor two semesters ago.

[Free Hat]

To be fair, her formal writing skills are probably better than this. Some people just get lazy when they post something online and figure they don't need punctuation.

For example, I have a friend who is normally an excellent writer. Better than me in many respects. But my God her e-mails are headache inducing. No capitalization, no punctuation, spelling mistakes all over the place. She even spells my name wrong half the time.

[Ultimo Chocula]

She could have said the exact same thing in only two words: easy lay.

[mattperiolat]

*resists Sarah Palin jokes because of the Politics rule*

Seriously, stuff like this makes me very afraid for the state of our education system as a whole. And I'm getting closer to being a middle school History teacher, which probably doesn't help matters.

[forgottensinpwf]

Dec 19, 2009 14:47:52 GMT -5 ani said:

febuarary?

Comes before Smarch.

[default]

My favorite part is where she says she's 19 and enjoys drinking orange juice and vodka.