Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
Posts: 41,514
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Dec 20, 2009 11:16:55 GMT -5
It's always trust the seemingly creepy strangers you meet. They may just save your life
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Post by Throwback on Dec 20, 2009 11:24:13 GMT -5
I learned that you can fill a toilet with kerosene and dunk your head in while on fire and all you'll get is a blackened face
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Dec 20, 2009 12:14:21 GMT -5
I learned that Fuller should go easy on the Pepsi.
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Post by Throwback on Dec 20, 2009 12:16:33 GMT -5
I learned that Fuller should go easy on the Pepsi. you actually made me jealous that I didn't think of that one first. LOL I learned that when two robbers are confronted by a child. They'll abort the mission to chase said child. |
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Bobeddy
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Made a Terrible Mistake
Posts: 15,154
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Post by Bobeddy on Dec 20, 2009 12:22:39 GMT -5
I learned that you can pass for an adult on the phone by using a Talkboy.
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
Posts: 41,514
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Dec 20, 2009 12:29:26 GMT -5
Having a brick thrown from a rooftop and drilling you directly in the face will NOT cause a serious injury/death
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Post by Macho Dude Handy Damage on Dec 20, 2009 12:29:53 GMT -5
Getting hit in the face with bricks from a 5 story house will not cause severe head injuries, just some bruises.
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Dec 20, 2009 12:40:11 GMT -5
Aftershave stings.
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Dec 20, 2009 12:46:25 GMT -5
Don't put a lawn jockey in the middle of a drive way.
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Triple Kelly
Vegeta
Not once, twice, but three times a Kelly
Posts: 9,470
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Post by Triple Kelly on Dec 20, 2009 12:46:27 GMT -5
I learned you can play and pause a gangster movie and the person in the next room will believe they're talking to a real person and being shot at.
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Bobeddy
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Made a Terrible Mistake
Posts: 15,154
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Post by Bobeddy on Dec 20, 2009 12:49:17 GMT -5
Little Moe's got a gimpy leg.
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Dec 20, 2009 12:52:16 GMT -5
If you sell your soul to the devil, your movie can also inexplicably rake in half a billion worldwide.
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Jiren
Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
Posts: 35,163
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Post by Jiren on Dec 20, 2009 12:58:53 GMT -5
Kevin will be revealed as the true Mastermind of the Saw movies
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Dec 20, 2009 13:23:39 GMT -5
I learned you can play and pause a gangster movie and the person in the next room will believe they're talking to a real person and being shot at. Keep the change ya filthy animal! |
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Triple Kelly
Vegeta
Not once, twice, but three times a Kelly
Posts: 9,470
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Post by Triple Kelly on Dec 20, 2009 13:32:55 GMT -5
Oh, I also learned the McCallisters don't believe in birth control. Seriously, how many kids were in that house?
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Post by Macho Dude Handy Damage on Dec 20, 2009 13:42:37 GMT -5
Oh, I also learned the McCallisters don't believe in birth control. Seriously, how many kids were in that house? Kevin's got 3 siblings. 2 older sisters and one older brother. The rest were cousins. Anybody feel free to correct me if I'm wrong. |
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Dec 20, 2009 14:11:59 GMT -5
I think you're right.
I learned you can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas.
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Post by Throwback on Dec 20, 2009 14:15:11 GMT -5
I learned that you can leave your kid alone 2 years in a row and nobody will call CPS
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Dec 20, 2009 14:18:52 GMT -5
I learned that you can't call the cops from a treehouse.
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lovingway
El Dandy
Crimson and Clover
Posts: 8,135 
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Post by lovingway on Dec 20, 2009 14:23:53 GMT -5
I learned always to set the timer for your lights at different times each night
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