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Post by bob on Dec 3, 2009 14:43:23 GMT -5
*touches the Choatic Prison turning it into a chimichanga alowing Kobushi and I to escape*
Kobushi....I think we should find somewhere to hide
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 3, 2009 15:39:36 GMT -5
Yeah, probably a good idea....*Call's in a Vertibird* Get in. We're going to a classified location. we will definitely be safe there. no physical being can enter without permission & the place has charms to prevent mythical beings from being able to teleport or break in. *the vertibird takes off out of Cthuhlu & Nyarlotep's range*
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bob
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Post by bob on Dec 3, 2009 17:36:26 GMT -5
this is a damn comfortable ride
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 3, 2009 17:45:00 GMT -5
Danm Straight! Specially Cushioned seats & my own driver!
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Dec 3, 2009 21:11:06 GMT -5
*Nekopool cries out from under neath the mess* I'm the loyal one master! ~nya ARRRRRRRRRRGGGG Oh. I see. Well, it'll be a pain to yank you out of that pile of Shoggoths so I'll just wait until they finish tearing you apart. Don't worry about it, I'll probably be able to fix you up after I gather the uneaten pieces of you. See you in the morning, okay~ Hmm... okay, where do I attach the head again...?
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bob
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Post by bob on Dec 3, 2009 22:14:20 GMT -5
Kobushi, all we need are chimichungas....I've got a ton of them, should we indulge in them?
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Post by TributePool on Dec 4, 2009 2:02:03 GMT -5
"Oh, fer gods' sakes... damn slimy things are everywhere these days!" the ninja complained as a swarm of murlocs rose from the earth. A few spotted him and charged, only to fall into a hidden trapdoor under their feet, descending into nothingness as it closed. "Fortunately, the things are dumb as a box o' rocks, and will easily fall for the old 'hidden-trapdoor-into-nothingness' trick." he added, his mask twitching as he grinned. "Of course, I kinda cheat by virtue of being a Lone Ninja; I'm practically invincible as long as no other allied ninja are nearby."
He glanced at the girl in the coat first, then the robotic... thing... that said it was going to eliminate Revy. "Soooo... you're gonna kill her? That could be a problem. See, Revy owes my company a very large sum of money. With interest. I can't have her dying until she pays her bill, so if that really is Revy, she's got to stay alive long enough to pay me what I'm owed." he said casually, the temperature in the area dropping subtly. "Now, if you want to pay her bill for her, that's perfectly fine with me. As long as I get this bill paid and her name off our Preferred Client list, I don't care who pays it." he continued. "You can kill her all you want to then."
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Post by Ash Kingston on Dec 4, 2009 8:16:33 GMT -5
"Assuming the ****in' tin can isn't a lying sack of **** and I am Revy, which I'm not," started Revy calmly from behind the rock with Fempool and Hayden, reloading her Cutlass casually as she fought valiantly against dragging the still-naked mercenary behind a larger rock, "just how much would 'I' owe you, exactly? Fifty bucks? A sandwich?"
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 4, 2009 11:52:56 GMT -5
*the Vertibird lands & the Wastelander Get's out* You can stay here and fight or leave bob. the driver will take you anywhre within reason. I have unfinished buisness. *runs up and slashes the ninja across the chest with his Machete* Welcome to the fray my stealthy friends...
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Post by Ash Kingston on Dec 4, 2009 13:06:12 GMT -5
Nonchalantly, Revy aims her Cutlass at Wastelander and shoots him twice in the side of the head, sending him spiraling down into a ravine, looking mildly annoyed. "Why would you attack the guy who isn't even doing anything except looking for me? I mean, come on, think!"
...roughly two seconds later...
"I mean, Revy! Who I'm not! Aha ha ha... crap."
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 4, 2009 13:14:39 GMT -5
*just grabs onto the edge of the ravine & climbs up, proceeding to spit out the bullets fired by Revy* What the hell? I try to help & this is how you thank me? *slams his Pick Ax into Revy's skull, shutting down most of her motor skills* Now, we're equal!
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bob
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The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
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Post by bob on Dec 4, 2009 14:59:17 GMT -5
*gets bored and starts following Kobushi while eating a chimichunga*
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 4, 2009 15:42:20 GMT -5
*Hands bob a Machete* Go have fun with this
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bob
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The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
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Post by bob on Dec 4, 2009 17:43:51 GMT -5
yay!
*slices my chimichunga using the Machete*
so...who are we supposed to be attacking?
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 5, 2009 7:27:48 GMT -5
Who ever we damn please!
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bob
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The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
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Post by bob on Dec 6, 2009 11:47:12 GMT -5
sweet
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 6, 2009 12:08:55 GMT -5
*Throws a Machete through Felicia's head & pulls it out* Well, this is entertaining*
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Post by Ash Kingston on Dec 6, 2009 13:01:56 GMT -5
"Hey now, it's rude to ****in' kill people for no reason!" snapped Revy, dislodging the pick ax from her skull, an irritable growl escaping her as the gaping head wound repaired itself. Focusing for a second, the gunslinger smirked and casually raised both of her Cutlasses, pointing them directly at Cthulhu, and laughed as Wastelander abruptly found himself with a dozen bullet shaped holes in his head and chest. "And I have a perfectly valid reason for doing it!"
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 6, 2009 13:55:43 GMT -5
*pulls the bullets out of the wounds one by one and puts them in his pocket* Thanks for the souveneriers asshole. But now I have a reason for this. *blasts revy in the stomach with his Striker shotgun & shoves a frag grenade in, then watches as the hole heals over* Have fun trying to get that out!
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Dec 6, 2009 16:43:23 GMT -5
Nekopool still talking to Felicia, gives her a hug and tells her, "<If you don't want to see them kill me, we have to save Michael from them. We have to save him from their influence or otherwise he'll become our enemy!>"
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Somewhere else that is in a place that is not where Nekopool and Felicia are, hence the somewhere else part of the opening here, Robopool continues to fire at the rock that Michael, Fempool and Revy were hiding behind before he stops and turns to the Ninja dude.
"I am not Revy, and you can get your money from he cold, dead corpse. I do not care about any monatary problems you have with her. I just care about finally fixing this world, and she must be destroyed. I've ran the calculations, and even if I destroy the abominations she is to much of a wildcard herself to let live."
Behind the rock, Fempool's arm has grown back by now. "I'm going to go get my arm back from his cannon." she says both to herself and Michael and Revy.
[Why? That's pointless.]
"Pointless, but funny."
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