bob
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Post by bob on Dec 15, 2009 19:52:27 GMT -5
power is nice sure
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 16, 2009 18:06:32 GMT -5
*The Wastelander stabs bob in the neck with an injection & watches as he starts to glow & grows in muscle mass and...brain power* Ah, looks like you got a good one bob. Nerd Rage!
It increases your Strength & brain power!
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bob
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The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
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Post by bob on Dec 17, 2009 12:35:43 GMT -5
sweet
my gods are also impressed by this
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Post by Tarik Dee on Dec 17, 2009 17:25:51 GMT -5
Arkham, my friend! Would you like to get a free enhancement, power giving injection free of charge? The results are 75% positive & you are guareneteed to get a power! You know me very well, of course i want power, so i say yes, bring it.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 17, 2009 18:01:55 GMT -5
*loads a dart into a rifle & shoots it into arkhams neck & watches he starts to change* Looks like you got Solar Powered!As long as you are in real or Synthetic Sunlight, you will have a much larger amount of strength in proportion to your size & your wounds will heal at a extremely rapid rate!
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bob
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Post by bob on Dec 17, 2009 19:17:04 GMT -5
Chimichangas for all, by which I mean for Arkham, Kobushi, and myself.
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Post by Ash Kingston on Dec 17, 2009 20:16:49 GMT -5
*sighs and begins to rapidly pile corpses up to make a gigantic mountain for absolutely no reason*
Hum dum... dum deedle deedle dum... dum dum... hum deedle deedle dum...
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bob
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Post by bob on Dec 19, 2009 0:44:38 GMT -5
*throws a chimichanga at Revy*
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Dec 19, 2009 0:49:06 GMT -5
Fempool scratches her head and wonders what the hell is going on, "Revy, I kind of uh... blacked out for like... a week or two. Can you let me know what's going on? Am I still avoiding Robopool? Where is the cat girl? Do you want to go back to my place? Where are Cthulhu and Nyarlathotep? Is Michael Hayden still around here?"
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Post by Ash Kingston on Dec 19, 2009 1:39:11 GMT -5
"Robopool was sewn onto Wastelander with Nekopool's intestines..." started Revy, pausing to duck as a chimichanga flies at her, narrowly missing. "I'm not sure where Michael is, but could you hold down bob while I staple his hands to his ankles and his feet to the ground so we can shoot him in the face and then make out over his bloodied corpse?"
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Dec 19, 2009 1:45:59 GMT -5
"Alright, but after we kill bob and make out we need to find Michael." Fempool said while eagerly kicking bob in the crotch and watching him fall over in pain. "Yeah, I was going to make a remark about being glad not to have that blatant weakness anymore, but do I remember that I used to be a guy?"
[Well of course you remember, you just said it.]
"That was a fourth wall joke, it doesn't count." Fempool sarcasticly told her thoughts while holding bob down waiting for Revy to nail or staple or whatever his feet down.
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Post by Ash Kingston on Dec 19, 2009 1:57:48 GMT -5
Pulling out an oversized nailgun and some power-nullifying nails, Revy kneels down next to bob and places the palms of his hands on his ankles, pounding the nails through his flesh to fuse them together. Nodding, the gunslinger then nails bob's feet to the ground, impaling his neck and shoulders for good measure. "Okay, now... is shooting him really required?" she asked out loud, then giggled and pulled out a Cutlass, shooting bob in the forehead. "Yes."
Just to further mock bob, the sun abruptly vanished behind thick, dark red clouds, the mountain of corpses rising higher and higher without help...
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Dec 19, 2009 2:07:03 GMT -5
Fempool gets giddy and cracks a wide grin. "Where's my guns? I want in on this," she says while franticly searching for her weapons, "blacking out for a week doesn't make keeping up with them easy. Revy have I ever told you how hot you are when threatining people with intense physical violence and murder?"
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Post by Ash Kingston on Dec 19, 2009 2:18:13 GMT -5
"Probably..." admitted Revy with a giggle, tossing her other Cutlass to Fempool with a smile. "Then again, you look pretty darn cute yourself when you're feeling exceptionally homicidal and want to join in on the maiming..." she added with a laugh, shooting bob in the stomach, ignoring the blood that started to rain from the sky for all of two seconds. "Man, this weather is weird..."
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Dec 19, 2009 2:47:16 GMT -5
Fempool grabs the gun from the air and unloads two shots into bob's chest. "Yes it is unusual weather," she once again sarcasticly says while moving her aim down. "And just because it's funny..." she looks down shoots bob in the previously only kicked crotch, "Heh."
Just then she notices a distinct lack of something. "You know, he's not crying and whining. Is he dead already? I was hoping to hear him gurgle some blood or something first. Is that sick?"
Just then she noticed the drops of blood on Revy's face, "And all of your memories are going to be lost... like blood... in the rain."
[That's not right.]
"Sure it is, Rutger Haur said it. Just like that. Don't argue."
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Post by Ash Kingston on Dec 19, 2009 3:11:42 GMT -5
*BANG!*
"This is relaxing... and since there's no sun, he can't heal!" giggled Revy gleefully, shooting bob in the thighs before turning to Fempool, an eyebrow arched thoughtfully. The blood splattering from the sky - which had, at this point, cracked itself wide open, gerbils and tentacle monsters falling from the torn heavens - was slicking down her hair, matting it to her head, but all she cared about was the equally violent (and easily more deranged) mercenary standing next to her, the gunslinger licking her lips slowly.
"Hey, um... 'Pool... ya got something... right..." she started, then sighed and shrugged her shoulders before pulling the Merc With A Mouth close, kissing her hungrily (and starting awesome crossover fanfics everywhere).
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 19, 2009 8:05:09 GMT -5
*runs Revy & Fempool through with The Dragon Spike Spear* Sorry to interrupt this ....loving embrace, but you are attacking my allies so....
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Post by Ash Kingston on Dec 19, 2009 8:18:16 GMT -5
"Mmm... one sec..." Sighing as she breaks away from Fempool, Revy turns slightly and holds up a magic card, resetting Wastelander so his arms are fused to Robopool's limbs, keeping them both from attacking them.
"Better!" grumbled Revy, returning to making out with Fempool, ignoring the wails of the damned and the trembling ground.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 19, 2009 9:56:25 GMT -5
* the wastelander rips himself away from Robopool AGAIN & regrows his arm AGAIN proceeding to turn his fists into pure adamantium and pulps revy's head between his hands, then wiping the blood off on her lifeless corpse's clothes* That's gonna give you a slight headache
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bob
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Post by bob on Dec 19, 2009 13:46:33 GMT -5
hey I'm no longer nuclear this I don't need the sun to keep me alive (turn back a page or 2)
oh...and I have regeneration powers...and because you gods are angry at the Yami and Fempool for attacking me then made the blood pour from the sky above
*regenerates*
I suppose I want payback
*touches Fempool and Yami's heads turning them both into chimichangas forever*
and Kobushi for saving me while I was being attacked I have gift for you if you want to accept it
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