Tarik Dee
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I loved you before I even ever knew what love was like
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Post by Tarik Dee on Nov 7, 2009 22:08:09 GMT -5
so RoboPool humor me.........do I get anything for helping restore order and peace? Order and Peace.
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Nov 8, 2009 0:22:58 GMT -5
*lets out a scream with traces of cybernetic noises from being assaulted by both Cthulhu and Akrham*
Get out of my body monster... and you... Arkham... I knew my files on you wouldn't lie. As for you bob, freedom and a world for you and your friends and loved one to live in should be all you need, instead of a world of madness and abominations.
*Spins around and makes a backhand maneuver to knock Arkham away while he struggles, thrashing about to get Cthulhu out of his systems.*
You will not win this time creature. You will...
*Another loud noise opens and another portal opens, dropping a large metal cube to the floor. Another hologram of the cloaked figure appears from the cube.*
One of these days, I'm giving up on this nightmaric sham called life. Those men they sent to attack us.........they used to be ours, 'Pool. Captured, brainwashed.........altered. They've actually learned how to mutate humans into Cthulhu Spawn. And the things can assume a human form.
Then again, some of the crew were saying there was no army of men. That it was CSs the whole time. I think I've found something even worse than not knowing if there's a traitor in our ranks: not knowing who's sane. Even starting to doubt myself, for f***'s sake. But that's not important. I've got some good news, some bad news, and some great news.
Good news is that we've stabilized the portal in our new location. If you need anything, just send word and we'll have it there in a snap. Might even be able to have reinforcements through soon.
Bad news is that cat freak just won't crack. It's like you reported: they didn't subvert its will, they rewrote it. We've practically given up on fixing it. Besides, damn thing's so annoying it's taken everything I've got not to put a bullet through its head.
But the great news.........the great news comes from her...him...you...IT. That cat freak is the progenitor of this new wave of Cthulhu Spawn, you already know that. And since we have it...well, I'll let the result speak for itself. Module open.
*On queue, the cube opens. Some sort of device is seen inside the crate.*
We've finally had a breakthrough with our research. That cat thing's altered genetics have finally given us a chance to survive. You already know that whenever we tried tearing a chunk of a Cthulhu Spawn off for analysis, it either dissolved too quickly to learn anything or generated a new Spawn. But the cat's not like that. We can study it. Manipulate it. Use it. And use it we did. Used it to make that.
*The hologram points downward, roughly where the device currently is.*
That device I sent you.........think of it as an anti-Cthulhu shield. While that device is installed in your systems, you'll be completely protected from anything that came from those squids. It just might even shield you from Cthulhu itself. Downside is that it requires an external power source, so using it'll slow you down. But hey, those freaks won't even be able to lay a finger on you while you're out in the field, so you might as well slow down & enjoy the trip.
We've got one of these installed to a shield generator here, so the squids won't be able to bother us...
*A loud "NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" can be heard in the background. The cloaked figure sighs.*
I guess it still hasn't learned. I've gotta go shut it up. You're welcome for the shield. Oh, and we lost your swords in the escape. Sorry.
*The hologram turns to static for a few seconds before cutting out.*
Oh this can help... big time... if I can just... start it... *tries to fight with Cthulhu inside his systems to turn this on, sending a message to the future while doing so..*
Thanks for the.... KKKZZZRKKK... help. I just need to warn you though... ERROR... ERROR... Don't fully trust what you get out of Nekopool... even through genetic research. These... thing are... *keeps struggling against Cthulhu trying to ragain his full operating systems*... tricky and can predict what we might do... try to set us up.
*makes a desperate attempet at a lunge toward the shielding*
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bob
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The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
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Post by bob on Nov 8, 2009 0:40:28 GMT -5
oh well...this should make things interesting...
*teleports behind RoboPool giving him a massive energy source via magic*
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2009 2:14:58 GMT -5
So when do we start retconning?
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Nov 8, 2009 2:28:19 GMT -5
We're working on it TTS.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Nov 8, 2009 4:58:20 GMT -5
*Walks in eating popcorn* What's goin on homeslices?Hi Kobushi!, would you like to join Deadpool and me on the elimination of madness? I already did in the last thread! Oh, and 'pool? *holds up a small glowing green box* I took the power supply out of a vertibird, so it will last for ever. just don't knock it about too much or...well, Kaboom
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Post by Ash Kingston on Nov 8, 2009 5:27:00 GMT -5
I don't... wanna... be good... the g-good... MEOW... YOU ****ING ******* I WILL ****ING KILL YOU and feast on your entrails, you SON OF A DIGIT!
*whips out her sniper rifle and puts two bullets into bob's head, then throws a freeze grenade at Kobushi and shoots Arkham for the hell of it*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ò_Ó
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Nov 8, 2009 7:04:38 GMT -5
*Watches as grenade freezes his legs* DAMMIT REVY! Now I gotta try & melt these things! *starts blasting legs with wrist mounted flame throwers*
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bob
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The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Nov 8, 2009 11:16:53 GMT -5
*regenerates and touches Yami turning him into a chimichanga*
bitch....now it's time for some fun
*takes out a knife and fork and cuts Yamichimichanga into microscopic peices*
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Post by Ash Kingston on Nov 8, 2009 11:21:48 GMT -5
*kicks her chair at bob, causing him to touch it instead of her and giving her time to break out a Gauss rifle*
You're right, ****head. It is time MEOW!
*fills bob's torso full of lead, then tosses a sticky grenade at him and runs away as it detonates, blowing him into tiny chunks of flesh*
SOH CAH TOA...
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Tarik Dee
Hank Scorpio
I loved you before I even ever knew what love was like
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Post by Tarik Dee on Nov 8, 2009 12:05:08 GMT -5
Ok deadpool i see you dont want my help, but want it or not, i will fight against the Gods!
*Shoots Revy*
and you! i will destroy you, you little piece of madness!!!
*start shooting Revy on the head, eyes and nose*
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Nov 8, 2009 12:59:04 GMT -5
*walks over with hot water bottle's strapped to his legs* I finally got free! Now, revy I think I owe you something! *punches revy in the stomach causing her to open her mouth then shoves a Nuka-Grenade down her throat* Might wanna back off Arkham. This is gonna get messy *watches as Revy Explodes in a fountain of blood, guts & flames* *sniff* that was...beautiful
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Nov 8, 2009 13:03:44 GMT -5
*kicks her chair at bob, causing him to touch it instead of her and giving her time to break out a Gauss rifle* You're right, ****head. It is time MEOW!*fills bob's torso full of lead, then tosses a sticky grenade at him and runs away as it detonates, blowing him into tiny chunks of flesh* SOH CAH TOA...she's hullicinating again ;D
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Nov 8, 2009 13:23:12 GMT -5
*looks at Revy and runs a remote diagnostic on the nanites in her brain*
Apparentlty there were some unforseen side effects. The great old ones still have your soul, hence being able to corrupt it at will. On top of this my files said from the beginig that your personality was a little psychotic. This is seemingly creating a constant war in your mind between being corrupted and being fixed. No wonder you are experiencing such weird effects.
Ask for you Arkham, my files told me you are a loyal undead minion and your actions prove it. I consistantly attacked me while proclaiming to be on my side. Actions speak louder than words.
*Tries to point his fingertipes of his right hand at Arkham to heat up the lazer beams to fire, but Cthulhu is still inside of him preventing him from doing so.*
Get out of me!
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Tarik Dee
Hank Scorpio
I loved you before I even ever knew what love was like
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Post by Tarik Dee on Nov 8, 2009 13:25:03 GMT -5
*walks over with hot water bottle's strapped to his legs* I finally got free! Now, revy I think I owe you something! *punches revy in the stomach causing her to open her mouth then shoves a Nuka-Grenade down her throat* Might wanna back off Arkham. This is gonna get messy *watches as Revy Explodes in a fountain of blood, guts & flames* *sniff* that was...beautifulOk one least, two left, how we will kill Cthulhu and Nyarlototep? they are Gods, we must risk our lives, for peace, order and sanity!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2009 13:51:29 GMT -5
What do the files say about my boxers?
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Nov 8, 2009 13:58:19 GMT -5
Accesssing files: Flagg's Boxers
Boxer's were never found. Assumed to be destroyed by Nyarlathotep when destuction of the Earth happened.
*His left chain gun opens up and proceeds to shoot himself in the leg*
You will not take over these systems Cthulhu. Nyarlathotep already tried. You will fail.
*finally hits the button on the sheilding made from Nekopool's genetics to try to repel Cthulhu*
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2009 13:59:01 GMT -5
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Nov 8, 2009 14:07:52 GMT -5
*walks over with hot water bottle's strapped to his legs* I finally got free! Now, revy I think I owe you something! *punches revy in the stomach causing her to open her mouth then shoves a Nuka-Grenade down her throat* Might wanna back off Arkham. This is gonna get messy *watches as Revy Explodes in a fountain of blood, guts & flames* *sniff* that was...beautifulOk one least, two left, how we will kill Cthulhu and Nyarlototep? they are Gods, we must risk our lives, for peace, order and sanity! Here *throws one of Mehrunes Razor's to Arkham* I fixed it after 'tep destroyed it. I have the one from Tamriel, you have the one from Morrowind. Try not to destroy it.if you want I shall smelt it into a long sword for you.I have already smelted mine! *Draws a Ymdrisil Scimitar & defensive Scimitar* We can destroy them with these
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Tarik Dee
Hank Scorpio
I loved you before I even ever knew what love was like
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Post by Tarik Dee on Nov 8, 2009 14:14:38 GMT -5
Ok one least, two left, how we will kill Cthulhu and Nyarlototep? they are Gods, we must risk our lives, for peace, order and sanity! Here *throws one of Mehrunes Razor's to Arkham* I fixed it after 'tep destroyed it. I have the one from Tamriel, you have the one from Morrowind. Try not to destroy it.if you want I shall smelt it into a long sword for you.I have already smelted mine! *Draws a Ymdrisil Scimitar & defensive Scimitar* We can destroy them with theseOh! shinny! let´s do this, is time to kick some Elder Gods´ asses!!! the fight for order has begin!
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