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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Nov 8, 2009 14:43:09 GMT -5
*charges round the corner to see Cypool hitting himself in the face* What the hell are you doing?!
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Nyarlathotep
Team Rocket
In Madness You Dwell
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Post by Nyarlathotep on Nov 8, 2009 18:27:45 GMT -5
Accesssing files: Flagg's Boxers
Boxer's were never found. Assumed to be destroyed by Nyarlathotep when destuction of the Earth happened.*His left chain gun opens up and proceeds to shoot himself in the leg* You will not take over these systems Cthulhu. Nyarlathotep already tried. You will fail.*finally hits the button on the sheilding made from Nekopool's genetics to try to repel Cthulhu* *the shield's button pops off as a tentacle erupts from within it* Ha ha ha ha... Your puny shield is nothing compared to my genetics! I knew something like this could happen, hence why Nekopool has 100 different gene types in her body now! *takes over Cyberpool's arm and uses the minigun to shoot him in the head* Bow down to me! Ha ha ha ha!
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Nov 8, 2009 18:48:02 GMT -5
I seriously hope your fire-proof Cypool, cause I know the eldritch abominations ain't! *blasts 'pool with Jets of flame, consuming im in the fire*
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Post by General Adam on Nov 8, 2009 19:20:06 GMT -5
*still in his cell* I wonder what's going on?
Oh yeah....I don't have a window
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Nov 8, 2009 20:06:20 GMT -5
One hundred different gene types!?
*starts getting rattled in his head by his own minigun*
No... I will never bow to you. I will FORCE this world to be saved... *tries to stop it or move his arm but can't*
Don't know how long I can hold up... *each bullet rattles against his head, most deflecting doing very little damage, but the total sum starting to add up... not only denting the armor, but causing damage to programing and power systems.*
Must... hold on... till help...
*lifts up his other hands and fires a rocket from a compartment on the side of his forarm to destroy the door to the General's cell.*
Maybe he... KAAREzzZARKK... can make a... ERRRkk... distraction for me.
<WARNING! WARNING! POWER LEVELS DRASTICLY DROPPING. Armor damage at critical levels.>
*falls to his knees, holding himself up with only one arm as the other continues to rattle bullets into his brain. As he looks up he notices a wall of flame washing over him coming from Kobushi.*
Son... of... a....
<WARNING! WARNING! Prolonged exposure to severe temperatures when major damage is happening to critical areas is not recomended.>
Shut up stupid 'Puter, I know that!
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Nov 8, 2009 20:26:18 GMT -5
*throws water on RoboPool putting out the fire.*
you look like you could use a new arm
*gives RoboPool a new arm via magic*
and a weapon would be a nice
*gives RoboPool a deadly chimichanga launcher*
If one gets hit with a chimichanga launched from this they die instantly and can't regenerate, unless the super secret spell is chanted by me...and I'm the only person who knows the chant
oh and here's a new shield
*gives RoboPool a new shield that can't be destroyed by anything*
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Nov 8, 2009 21:44:14 GMT -5
*gets the fire put out by the water, cooling the primary systems down, but the bullets are still firing into his head... the metal having been somewhat softened due to the heat therefore making the bullet cause more damage*
ACCESSING FILES: bob
-Has delusions of grandiure where in he thinks any magics he posseses is stronger than that of Outer Gods. Do not rely on his help.
I thank you for the effort bob, but I do not accept new parts made by anyone other than my crew and your power is not stronger than The Great Old Ones and Outer Gods I am attempting to stop, so there is no way your magic can over-ride what they are doing or completely shut them out.
*tries to eject the arm shooting himself*
<ERROR ERROR No arm attached to eject>
What do you mean, stupid 'Puter!?
<No arm attacthed to eject>
If you don't do it, it will be to late! I have to force salvation on the wor...
*Everything goes black and all sound ceases as the constant barage of the chain guns becomes to much on the weakened metal and all power systems are reverated to life support of the few organic peices of 'Pool left. Deadpool freezes in his exact postion, sloched over on the ground on two knees, one arm holding him up with the other arm against his head. A beeping light comes on behind RoboPool's shoulder.*
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Post by General Adam on Nov 8, 2009 22:19:21 GMT -5
*stands over deadpool with his monkey army* Take any parts that you can and get him back to our base. We can rebuild him there.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
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Post by bob on Nov 8, 2009 22:23:53 GMT -5
*stands over deadpool with his monkey army* Take any parts that you can and get him back to our base. We can rebuild him there. WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY!
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Nov 8, 2009 22:25:08 GMT -5
*gives RoboPool a super awesome helmit that deflects bulletes*
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Post by General Adam on Nov 8, 2009 22:27:49 GMT -5
*gives Robopool a new paint job*
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Nov 8, 2009 22:40:58 GMT -5
*wants to remind everyone that he's not actually broken. It's internal systems messing up because Cthulhu literally infesting the body.*
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Post by General Adam on Nov 8, 2009 22:42:45 GMT -5
*wants to remind everyone that he's not actually broken. It's internal systems messing up because Cthulhu literally infesting the body.* Ohh....... *Performs a virus scan on Robopool*
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 78,486
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Post by bob on Nov 8, 2009 22:56:04 GMT -5
RobobPool....should I use my tenticles to force him out of you?
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Post by Ash Kingston on Nov 9, 2009 3:04:02 GMT -5
Urgh...
*regenerates rapidly, loads both Cutlasses, and proceeds to fix the problem by killing everyone else trying to "fix" the problem*
...meow... I don't feel too good... I feel so zetta slow... and... so full of rage at the same time...
*removes Deadpool's new helmet and starts to stab him in the back of the skull with a butcher's knife*
MEOW! MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!
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Tarik Dee
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I loved you before I even ever knew what love was like
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Post by Tarik Dee on Nov 9, 2009 9:06:20 GMT -5
*gives Robopool a new paint job* ''Pimp my 'Pool''?
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Tarik Dee
Hank Scorpio
I loved you before I even ever knew what love was like
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Post by Tarik Dee on Nov 9, 2009 9:08:13 GMT -5
Urgh...*regenerates rapidly, loads both Cutlasses, and proceeds to fix the problem by killing everyone else trying to "fix" the problem* ...meow... I don't feel too good... I feel so zetta slow... and... so full of rage at the same time...*removes Deadpool's new helmet and starts to stab him in the back of the skull with a butcher's knife* MEOW! MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW! *Use his new smelted blade and cut Revy on half* Die monster! in the name of Peace, Order and Sanity!
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Nov 9, 2009 11:40:51 GMT -5
Ya know, I'm was getting pretty annoyed with these cutlasses you keep shooting me with Revy, so I bought some guns of my own! *Draws 2 Gold Plated Desert Eagles* Sucks to be you! *shoots revy in all of her limbs & then her head to finish her off!*
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Post by Ash Kingston on Nov 9, 2009 12:13:59 GMT -5
...really?
*sighs as she hits the ground as a bloody mess... and promptly regenerates everything, groaning loudly*
God, you're ****ing lame, you unoriginal bastard!
*gets tired of stabbing Deadpool and instead busts out a M1918 Browning Automatic Rifle, using 'Pool as cover to fire back at Kobushi*
^_^ I feel better now, for some reason... meow killing Kobushi, that yoctogram. Although I am rather tired of being shot at... meh, oh well.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Nov 9, 2009 12:26:06 GMT -5
*puts the helmit back on RoboPool*
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