Post by rapidfire187 on Dec 10, 2009 18:27:29 GMT -5
I'm used to having bizarre dreams, most of them are actually way more weird than the one I'm about to tell you all about. The thing that was so weird about this one though, is that it had several scenes that all sort of coincided with each other. Anyway, on with the dream.
I was at school, just getting out of my car. I was headed to the library to print out some things for class, when I realized that there were police officers with dogs in the library. Suddenly, I remembered that I had a joint in my cigarette pack. I stopped and headed back to my car to put it up, but realized that the cops were now all over the parking lot too.
Next thing I know, I'm back in the library and I still have the incriminating cigarette pack in my pocket. I start looking for a book to hide it behind, one that I'll remember (so I can come pick it up later). I eventually decide on some random book about vampires.
Now I walk into my class and set my stuff down, but walk back out to use the bathroom. On the way back, a couple of detectives stop me and ask if we can talk. They take me into an office and ask me if I know anything about one of my classmates disappearances. I had no idea who the guy was, and I told them that. They told me that they knew I didn't have anything to do with it, but couldn't be so sure about my mother.
I left the office and went back to class. When I walked in, someone that looked like the Undertaker made a smart comment about me talking to the cops. I ran across a bunch of desks and kicked the guy in the face. I then turned around and punched a guy that looked like Mick Foley.
Next thing I know, my girlfriend (who doesn't even go to school) walked in with some guy that looked like Randy Orton. For some reason, I knew that Randy Orton had a tiny penis, so I asked her "what are you doing with this guy? Have you seen his package?" to which she responded "Yes I have, and it's way bigger than yours."
Next part of the dream, I'm getting oral sex from some super model looking chick in a hot tub.
WTF?
I was at school, just getting out of my car. I was headed to the library to print out some things for class, when I realized that there were police officers with dogs in the library. Suddenly, I remembered that I had a joint in my cigarette pack. I stopped and headed back to my car to put it up, but realized that the cops were now all over the parking lot too.
Next thing I know, I'm back in the library and I still have the incriminating cigarette pack in my pocket. I start looking for a book to hide it behind, one that I'll remember (so I can come pick it up later). I eventually decide on some random book about vampires.
Now I walk into my class and set my stuff down, but walk back out to use the bathroom. On the way back, a couple of detectives stop me and ask if we can talk. They take me into an office and ask me if I know anything about one of my classmates disappearances. I had no idea who the guy was, and I told them that. They told me that they knew I didn't have anything to do with it, but couldn't be so sure about my mother.
I left the office and went back to class. When I walked in, someone that looked like the Undertaker made a smart comment about me talking to the cops. I ran across a bunch of desks and kicked the guy in the face. I then turned around and punched a guy that looked like Mick Foley.
Next thing I know, my girlfriend (who doesn't even go to school) walked in with some guy that looked like Randy Orton. For some reason, I knew that Randy Orton had a tiny penis, so I asked her "what are you doing with this guy? Have you seen his package?" to which she responded "Yes I have, and it's way bigger than yours."
Next part of the dream, I'm getting oral sex from some super model looking chick in a hot tub.
WTF?