Johnny D
Don Corleone
Creature of the Night Forever
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Post by Johnny D on Nov 12, 2009 12:22:21 GMT -5
Because personally I can't wait for it if these Warrior/HOF rumours come to fruition. Most outrageous wins, GO!!
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hargh
Dennis Stamp
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Post by hargh on Nov 12, 2009 12:27:43 GMT -5
"I, Jim Hellwig, do by humbly accept this prestigious and noble award bared upon me by the intellectual geniuses at World Wrestling Entertainment. Now if you will excuse me, I must be off to drink some fine imported herbal green tea with afew gentleman chaps. Spended celebrations, old beans."
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Post by stormwrestling on Nov 12, 2009 12:38:39 GMT -5
"I HAVE COME HERE FOR ONE REASON! TO ATTACK AND KEEP COMING! NOT TO ASK, BUT JUST TO GIVE!
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Welfare Willis
Crow T. Robot
Pornomancer 555-BONE FDIC Bonsured
Game Center CX Kacho on!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Nov 12, 2009 12:42:43 GMT -5
Warriornites, the time has come around again. The levees of destructicity had burst and tidal waves of nightmares ravaged the lands of the one warrior nation. Yet no more would the warriornites accept this carnage. They have brought together the awesome forces of power... Gods, if you will, to settle their scores. Tonight begins a new era in our land of prodigious prosperity.
**Pretends to grab ropes and shakes them***
We have seen the end of destructicity! The foolish dreams of mad men that once roamed the earth. Tonight we celebrate but tomorrow we will rebuild the lands of the OwN. Through our determinationous and our trumpeteering we will strive and we will prevail. To our dreams young ones for tomorrow will be a new day in Warriordom!
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Big L
Grimlock
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Post by Big L on Nov 12, 2009 12:45:44 GMT -5
Ggfhfgfgfgfhfhghh! Thank you!!
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Post by Ryushinku on Nov 12, 2009 12:46:29 GMT -5
So long as he starts the promo by quite literally tearing the podium to pieces with his teeth in a rabid fit, it's all good.
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hargh
Dennis Stamp
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Post by hargh on Nov 12, 2009 12:47:48 GMT -5
Ggfhfgfgfgfhfhghh! Thank you!! So Khali will be inducting him?
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Post by HBKite on Nov 12, 2009 13:02:47 GMT -5
"Oak...Kogan."
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Nov 12, 2009 13:12:17 GMT -5
The frequencies in my head are not known to normals...QUEERING DON'T MAKE THE WORLD WORK! Thank you everyone! Goodnight!
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Post by SickFlipPiledriver on Nov 12, 2009 13:19:28 GMT -5
"I HAVE COME HERE FOR ONE REASON! TO ATTACK AND KEEP COMING! NOT TO ASK, BUT JUST TO GIVE! NOT TO WANT, BUT JUST TO SEND! SEND THE POWER OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR DOWN EVERYONE THROAT UNTIL THEY BECOME SICK OF IT. *starts to weep* But you never did get sick of it. Thank you everyone!
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Zen411
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Zen411 on Nov 12, 2009 13:29:15 GMT -5
I am. The Ultimate. Waryah. (snort) When the ocean opened up and the mighty winged bears and lions emerged mightily to tell of this Hall of Fame ceremony they declared that the Warryah was the only (screaming) one worthy of being indoctrinated into this years Hall of Fame. The ONLY one worthy to spread the word of the Warriors. As the force of Destrucity rains down from Parts Unknown, I will tell you the truth that the God of Vengeance and Pain has told me to accept this honor. You, Hulk Hogan. (snort) My Warryahs know that queering doesn't make the world go round. Now that the desert of Phoenix Arizona is raining with the blood of my fallen opponents and the sky has been painted the color of victory I once again reign supreme as the ULTIMATE (pointing to the sky) Hall of Fame membah.
Smoke billows up and he clumsily disappears through a trap door on the stage.
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2009 13:33:19 GMT -5
Will he have his plaque sewn into his head?
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Post by Pagan Warrior on Nov 12, 2009 13:35:45 GMT -5
I HAVE COME BACK FROM THE TERRAIN OF TESTAMENT FOR ONE REASON ONLY AS COMMANDED TO ME BY THE SPIRITS OF MY ANCESTORS' HONOR AND PRIDE AS WARRIORS ONCE MORE I RETURN TO THE REALM OF NORMALS TO BRING ALL MY LITTLE WARRIORS THE TRUE MEANING OF DESTRUCITY! FOR DEEP DOWN IN MY SOUL I KNOW THE FACE OF THE BEAST AND THE GREAT PERIL THAT LIES WITHIN THE WWF HALL OF FAME WHICH IS THE SHOWCASE OF ONLY THE GREAT WARRIORS OF THIS PLANE OF NOW, NOT SEEING THE DESTINY THAT LIES AHEAD OF THEIR PAST AND KNOWING ONLY THAT WHICH THE MIND OF HUMAN REVEALS TO THEM AND THIS FREAK OF NATURE CAN NO LONGER FEEEEEL FOR HIS DESTRUCITY IS TOO MUCH TO COMPREHEND FOR EVEN THE GALAXY'S OF [size=1WARRIOR'S[/size] FUTURE COLLECTIVE SPIRITS DRIVEN BY THE MOST ATOMIC OF LAWNMOWERS DO NOT!!! BEFORE ME LIES AN EVEN GREATER DESTINY AND BEHIND ME ONLY THE ASHES OF EVOLUTION AND THE CRASHED PLANS OF GENETIC FREAKS LONG PAST!!! THE BATTLEFIELD OF DESTRUCITY HAS EXPANDED FROM MY MIND INTO THE REALM YOU NORMALS CALL REALITY, WHICH CAN NOT WORK BY *skronk* QUEERING!!! THESE WORLDS NOW SHATTER WITH THIS INDUCTION INTO THE WRETCHED HIVE OF DARKNESS, SCRAMBLING AND CIRCLING UNTIL THEY SPIN ALL THE WAY INTO PARTS UNKNOOOOWN!! YET I MUST BEAR THIS TEST MY DESTRUCITY HAS BROUGHT UPON THIS WARRIOR UNTIL THE HALL OF FAME IS NO MORE THAN A MEMORY OF THE FUTURE!!!
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Post by SickFlipPiledriver on Nov 12, 2009 13:38:01 GMT -5
How does one pronounce "destrucity" anyways?
'Cause I'm saying Diss-truck-itty.
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Post by playoldgames on Nov 12, 2009 13:39:42 GMT -5
Thank you for the award.
Hey, as I'm here, let me clear something up... You know that time I became Santa and punched things so hard they exploded in a comic book? Really happened, dude. All of it. Tying Santa up in bondage gear... the homoerotic posturing... the battering of alien things... all true.
Anyway, thanks again.
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Post by Reptar on Nov 12, 2009 13:39:56 GMT -5
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to thank you for joining me here tonight for this prestigious honor. You know, I was the best in this company for a long time. A whole 6 months, in fact. I have beaten the likes of Hulk Hogan, Rick Rude, Andre the Giant, Ted DiBiase, George Hackenschmidt, Dolph Ziggler, Joe Frazier, Joe Satriani, and Mean Joe Green. And now, I am being inducted into the Hall of Fame with legends like Pete Rose and Koko B. Ware. Even the immortal Pat Patterson, but, as we all know, queering don't make the world go round. So, I'm going to make this as short as possible, the only thing I would like to....
*stops and breathes angrily for 10 minutes before letting out a loud "RAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!"*
AFTER 500 YEARS, I HAVE RETURNED! TOO LONG HAVE I BEEN GONE, BATTLING MY WAY THROUGH EVERY OBSTACLE THAT HAS COME TO ME, FROM THE EMPEROR OF PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8, TO SEPHIROTH OFF OF FINAL FANTASY VII, TO THE CRAZY HOBO WHO LIVES IN MY REFRIGERATOR! NOW I HAVE RETURNED WITH THE POWERS GIVEN TO ME TO FREE YOU ALL! AND THIS SUNDAY, AT WRESTLEMANIA 7, IN THE EPIC REMATCH BETWEEN ME AND HO KOGAN, I SHALL TAKE THE TWO PILOTS WHO HAVE ALREADY MADE THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE, PUT THEM BACK IN THE PLANE WHICH TOOK A NOSEDIVE, THEN, TAKE THE WILD ELEPHANTS WHO TRAMPLED ME IN AFRICA ALMOST 300 YEARS AGO, PUT THEM IN THE PLANE TOO, TAKE CONTROL OF THE PLANE, AND FLY IT STRAIGHT INTO HULK HOGAN'S CEREBRAL CORTEX, THEREBY RELEASING THE ENERGY WHICH HE HAS MADE USE OF SINCE HE KILLED THE DRAGON ARMY IN THE INTERGALACTIC WAR OF 3598, AND THEY SHALL PASS ON UNTO ALL OF YOU, AND YOU CAN THEN ALL HELP ME TAKE BACK THIS WORLD---"
Vince: Warrior, what are you doing?!---
Warrior: YOUR QUESTION DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE! I MUST NOW DESTROY YOU!
*Warrior puts on red glasses, then points them toward Vince and concentrates very hard. Nothing happens, and Warrior continues this until his face goes red and he starts to get light-headed and looks wobbly, then takes the glasses off*
Warrior: ONTO PLAN B!
*30 men dressed in all black with plastic swords in their hands jump out from under the stage and attack the audience. One of them trips over someone's feet, causing everyone behind him to also trip and fall down*
Warrior: DAMN IT! OBVIOUSLY VINCE HAS MADE SOME SORT OF DEAL WITH THE DARK OVERLORD TO PROTECT THIS PLACE TONIGHT, BUT I SHALL RETURN!
*Warrior throws a smoke bomb which completely covers him, but when it clears he is still standing there. He then starts to run out of the arena anyway with security chasing after him.*
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Nov 12, 2009 13:41:34 GMT -5
ERROR: Your post has exceeded the Text Limit of the Internet
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Post by MyndSkape: A Poor Man's Virgil on Nov 12, 2009 14:54:54 GMT -5
"From the AFTERBIRTH OF THE NETHERGODS, I shot out only barely to breath the oxygen of the atmosphere. I arose bloody and chained to my superior. And I broke free, even after assaults of The Watchers. Such immense struggles have led me to this world *snort* and prepared me for battles and trepradations NO ONE HAS EVER WITNESSED IN THIS REALM." *Translation: "I was born to wrestle"* "As my maturation process began, I looked up into the heavens through immense cold and shivering. I waited for the signs from above. I listened to the sky. I saw my destiny come down from the stars. I knew at that moment the giver shall be the reciever. The giver shall be the reciever... THE GIVER SHALL BE THE RECIEVER... THE GIVER SHALL BE THE RECIEVER!!! *hawoook, snort*" *Translation: "Since I was little, I've always wanted to rape Santa Claus"* "I've moved mountains to cross the valley. Many a man looked up to me. They began following me as my nation expanded. My shadow cast all over the four hemispheres. I grew larger than life itself. They all quake at my feet. But I make this journey alone. I'll claw from the River Styx through hell, and my story is told all across the land." *Translation: "Why didn't Sting ever tell me he loved me "* " I set out to dethrone false kings and arise to rule. In my epic battles against good and evil, I became immortal and everlasting, devouring those who lied to the masses of their greatness. I AM THE WARRIOR. I AM THE MIGHTY. I AM TRIUMPHANT!!! *Translation: "Damn Hogan let Randy Savage drive that damn Thunder In Paradise boat, how come I didn't?"* "So I stand before you enshrined forever. My bust shall be carved in granite stone larger than Mt. Rushmore. The Himilayas, the Andes, the Urals, down to the Great Barrier Reef. My name shall be written on every rock and stone, and seabed in existance. My life force shall be poured and flow throughout the planet." *Translation: "I need the $125 and the gift certificates to Hometown Buffet and Dick's Sporting Goods Vince promised me."* "Thank you, followers of the One Warrior Nation. You shall be recieve in the afterlife virgins from across all the land and galaxies of the universe. Salutations and NO QUEERING!" *Translation: "Why the hell is Ed Leslie the only one to show up to these damn things?"*
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Phil Parent
El Dandy
Your Favourite Teacher
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Post by Phil Parent on Nov 12, 2009 15:00:58 GMT -5
I know you guys are ironic. But I found Warrior to be quite eloquent in his post-wrestling life.
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Post by Young Game on Nov 12, 2009 15:47:10 GMT -5
How does one pronounce "destrucity" anyways? 'Cause I'm saying Diss-truck-itty. "Deh-stroo-city." according to Vince McMahon. Though, i've always pronounced it "dehs-truss-ity". Also, these are quite possibly some of the most insane posts I've read recently. Bravo! All of you!
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