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Post by VengeanceGOD on Nov 12, 2009 15:54:21 GMT -5
BEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Ace Baretta
Unicron
WE ARE NASHVILLE (May 1, 2010)
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Post by Ace Baretta on Nov 12, 2009 15:54:37 GMT -5
Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of twenty-ten
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience…I will dispense this advice now.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded. But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked….You’re not as fat as you imagine.
Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.
Do one thing everyday that scares you.
Sing.
Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours. Floss. Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with yourself.
Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you succeed in doing this, tell me how.
Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.
Stretch.
Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your life…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don’t.
Get plenty of calcium.
Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.
Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s.
Enjoy your body, use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own.
Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.
Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.
Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.
Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for good.
Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future. Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.
Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.
Travel.
Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.
Respect your elders.
Don’t expect anyone else to support you.
Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out.
Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85.
Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it’s worth.
But trust me on the sunscreen…
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Tfmcmg is Johnny Green
Team Rocket
Rampage hasn't retired. He's just waiting for the day a RAW writer steps into the octagon
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Post by Tfmcmg is Johnny Green on Nov 12, 2009 15:57:07 GMT -5
On some positions, Cowardice asks the question, "Is it safe?" Expediency asks the question, "Is it politic?" And Vanity comes along and asks the question, "Is it popular?" But warrioricity asks the question "Is it destructivity?" And there comes a time when one must take a position that is neither safe, nor politic, nor popular, but he must do it because warrioricity tells him it is destructivity. I believe today that there is a need for all people of good will to come together with a massive act of warrioricity and say in the words of the old Warrior spiritual, "We ain't goin' study war no more." This is the challenge facing modern warriors and as I stand on this platform giving my speech about to join the WWE hall of fame I ask all of the warriors out there to ask themselves if they have done as much destructivity as they can so far in there lives.
Thank you and good night.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Nov 12, 2009 16:18:28 GMT -5
SKRONK!
That is all. Good night.
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Post by Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D. on Nov 12, 2009 16:39:57 GMT -5
I, WHO IS A GOD IN THE ROOM OF CRIMSON LOOK AT ME,THOU HOW WOW. YES IT IS I WHO HAS NEVER COME YET NEVER GONE, IT IS I WHO MADE, YET NEVER LAID. THE GODS OF MY HANDS SHALL SHOW THE EYE BALLS OF FEAR IN WHICH YOU WILL HAVE TO SEE MY DIRTY DIRTY PANTIES....hulk hogan.... SECOND OF ALL, WHAT ABOUT THE FAGS THAT HAVE COME IN TO WARRIORS PALACE, I SPEAK OF YOU HUNTER, REMEMBER THE 12TH OF MANIA, HOW YOU FELL DOWN AT ME AS THE REAL POWER(warrior points to his crotch) IT SANK IN TO YOUR SKULL AND YOU SAW IT IN FLAME WITH BLUE LAZER BEAMS.
IT IS FINE THAT WHEN THE GHOST OF VINCE MCMAHONS CLOSET OPENS TONIGHT, I WILL BE WAITING, I WILL BE WAITING WITH PAT PATTERSON, THE BRAWLER, AND POSSIBLY KEVIN THORN, YOU SEE WHEN WE ENTER, GOD.. IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, IT IS I WHO WILL ENTER THREW THE PAINT OF DOOM, DOOM OF WHICH YOU HAVE NEVER THOUGHT WAS ON CANVAS.
IN THE END OF THIS POWERTEAM 3000 WILL RISE AGAIN AS ME AND STING, OR AS I CALL HIM STANGER WILL RIP THE STAGE OFF IN THUNDERDOME AND WE WILL EXPLODEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, snort....
Oh is this thing on? Oh thanks Vince for the pay day. Um good night.
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Nov 12, 2009 16:55:19 GMT -5
"The anesthetic state produced does not fit into the conventional classification of stages of anesthesia, but instead produces a state of unconsciousness which has been termed "dissociative" anesthesia in that it appears to selectively interrupt association pathways to the brain before producing some sthetic sensory blockage. In contrast to other anesthetics, protective reflexes, such as coughing and swallowing are maintained under anesthesia. Variations in body temperature may occur. Although some salivation is occasionally noted, the persistance of the swallowing reflex aids in minimizing the hazards associated with ptyalism. Single intramuscular injection usually has a wide margin of safety select patience. Fasting prior to induction is not essential; however, when preparing for elective surgery, it is advisable to withhold food for at least six hours prior to administration. Restraint in subhuman primate neonates is difficult to achieve. The recommended restraint dosages for the following are: Papio cynocephalus, Pongo pygmaeus, 5 to 7.5 mg/kg; Aotus trivirgatus 10 to 12 mg/kg, Macaca fascicularis 12 to 15 mg/kg. A single intramuscular injection produces restraint suitable for TB testing; radiography, physical examination or blood collection. To reduce the incidence of emergence reactions, subjects should not be stimulated by sound or handling during the recovery period. Apnea, respiratory arrest, cardiac arrest and death have occasionally been reported when used in conjunction with sedatives or other anesthetics. Close monitoring of patients is strongly advised during induction, maintenance and recovery. Timothy Leary identified a genetic type whose future circuits have begun to be activated and coined them FUTANTS. Futants are naturally selected to facilitate survival by being better adapted to explore the future and take risks through their genetic characteristics. Unless we provide a proper environment of freedom in which this positive genetic type can be recognized, operate in, and the dross be separated from the valuable information, we will be depriving the race of a vital resource. Every time a scientist, philosopher, artist, or athlete pushes our thresholds to new ground the entire race evolves. Ritual Magik is a system of disciplines and exercises aimed at activating parts of the mind we might normally never use (about 85%). Through this system a better understanding of ourselves is attained. No true Ritual Magician has ever sacrificed life, drank goat's blood, or taken part in any other stupid urban legend ritual. Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing. GOODNIGHT PHOENIX!!!!"
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kolani
Bubba Ho-Tep
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Post by kolani on Nov 12, 2009 16:56:16 GMT -5
None of these have near enough about tearing down doors...Hulk...Hogan or loading rocket ships...loading them with fuel.
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r.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bye
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Post by r. on Nov 12, 2009 17:03:10 GMT -5
FELLOW TRAVELERS OF THE WAY, I HAVE TRUDGED THROUGH THE VALLEY OF BROKEN BONES WERE MEN SCREAM DAY AND NIGHT, I HAVE TRAVERSED THE MOUNTAIN OF SOULS CHISLED BY THE GODS AND I AM NOW AT THE PRESAPUS, I HAVE THIS GLORIOUS TROPHY OF ENLIGHTENMENT WHICH WILL BE INSHRINED INTO MY VEINS!!! THE MEMORY OF THIS NIGHT SHALL NOT BE FORGOTTEN IT IS SEARED INTO MY MEMORY!!
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Post by arrogantmodel on Nov 12, 2009 17:05:10 GMT -5
"Ladies and gentleman, if I could speak on the evils of queering for a moment..." *cuts to technical difficulties screen*
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Nov 12, 2009 23:28:52 GMT -5
FELLOW WARRIORS, I COME TO YOU TONIGHT TO SPEAK OF THE PATH OF ENLIGHTENMENT THROUGH THE POWER OF DESTRUCITY, HOAK HOGAN. I HAVE TRAVELED BEYOND THE FAR REACHES OF THE INNER MIND, MAKING PEACE WITH THE DOGS OF WAR, AND FUELING UP THE ROCKET SHIP OF WHICH I NEED TO ASCEND TO NEW HEIGHTS! AND NOW, THIS "HALL OF FAME" YOU HAVE BESTOWED UPON ME, IT SHALL SERVE AS THE FIRST STEP TO A NEW AGE OF THE WARRIOR!!!!! HOAK HOGAN, YOU BETTER BE READY, BECAUSE AT WRESTLEMANIA, THE GROWING STRENGTH OF DESTRUCITY WILL MAKE THE PLANETS TREMBLE AND BOW BEFORE MY RIGHTEOUS WRATH, AND YOU WILL FEEL THAT WRATH WHEN I TAKE THAT WWF CHAMPIONSHIP, HOAK HOGAN!!!!!!!!
SKRONK!!!!!!
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Post by Bubble Lead on Nov 12, 2009 23:29:33 GMT -5
Give me three hits of good acid and I could write up a great one...
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Nov 12, 2009 23:51:58 GMT -5
they should get christian to do it
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Post by Aceorton on Nov 13, 2009 3:18:31 GMT -5
"If Andre were here tonight, I know he'd be so proud ..."
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Post by Jock Ass on Nov 13, 2009 4:17:51 GMT -5
ERROR: Your post has exceeded the Text Limit of the Internet
DAMNIT! You beat me to it! (Props to you for thinking/posting it first, though)
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Post by Ryushinku on Nov 13, 2009 6:30:29 GMT -5
"I'm a man of few words. Thank you everyone" *leaves* How does one pronounce "destrucity" anyways? 'Cause I'm saying Diss-truck-itty. "Deh-stroo-city." according to Vince McMahon. Though, i've always pronounced it "dehs-truss-ity". According to The Spoony One, 'dis-troo-city'...which would make sense given the way the word is constructed. See his review for the details, it's something like Destiny mixed with Truth and...ah, something like that.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2009 6:32:48 GMT -5
How does one pronounce "destrucity" anyways? 'Cause I'm saying Diss-truck-itty. I personally think of it like "Dis-struh-city".
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Bam Neeley
Dennis Stamp
Foxy Stoat Seeks Pig!
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Post by Bam Neeley on Nov 13, 2009 7:20:16 GMT -5
"Savage didn't do Stephanie, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG VINCE!"
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Post by rydndirty on Nov 13, 2009 7:49:10 GMT -5
If the word "Lawnmower" is somehow in his speech I will mark. Also, he needs to do this when he first walks to the podium.....
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dabossftw
Unicron
wants Yappapi in the proper position.
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Post by dabossftw on Nov 13, 2009 7:51:25 GMT -5
I figure Warrior's HOF speech (assuming he's inducted) will be the equivalent of a filibuster.
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Paul
Vegeta
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Post by Paul on Nov 13, 2009 8:55:58 GMT -5
I was having a really bad day, but reading this thread and hearing it in my head in the Warrior's voice has made my day.
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