Official WWE Survivor Series 2009 (results in OP)

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

Results:

Match 1: Team Miz vs. Team Morrison.
Ziggler is eliminated by Evan Bourne via AirBourne
Bourne eliminated by McIntyre via Butterfly DDT
Finlay eliminated by Sheamus with the pump kick
Swagger eliminated by Morrison via Starship Pain
Benjamin eliminated by Miz via SCF
Matt Hardy eliminated by Drew McIntyre via Butterfly DDT
Morrison down 3-1
Morrison is eliminated by Sheamus via Razor's Edge
Survivors: Miz, Drew McIntyre and Sheamus

Match 2: Batista v. Rey Mysterio
Batista defeats Rey Mysterio via ref stoppage following a spear, Spinebuster and 3 Batista Bombs. After the bell he hit another Spinebuster on Mysterio and leaves to "One more time" chants while Mysterio leaves on a stretcher.

Match 3: Team No Pants vs. Team Kofi
Mark Henry is eliminated by Randy Orton via RKO
R-Truth eliminated by CM Punk via GTS
Ted DiBiase eliminated by Christian via Sunset Flip
Regal eliminated by MVP via Yakuza Kick
MVP eliminated by Cody Rhodes by CrossRhodes
Cody Rhodes eliminated by Christian with the KillSwitch
Christian eliminated by Orton via RKO
CM Punk eliminated by Kofi Kingston with a roll up and hand full of tights
Orton eliminated Kofi Kingston with Trouble in Paradise

Winner and Sole Survivor: Kofi Kingston

Match 4: World Heavyweight Championship Triple Threat Match:
Undertaker v. Chris Jericho v. Big Show
Undertaker retains by making Big Show tap out to Hell's Gate.

Match 5: Team James v. Team McCool
Layla eliminated by K2 via K2
Gail Kim eliminated by McCool via Faith Breaker
Jillian eliminated by Eve via Sunset Flip Bomb
Eve eliminated by Beth via Glam Slam
K2 eliminated by Beth via Glam Slam
Beth eliminated by Mickie by rollup
Alicia eliminated by Mickie via Thesz Press from the top.
McCool eliminated by Melina via Primal Scream
Survivors: Melina and Mickie James

Match 6: WWE Championship Triple Threat Match:
John Cena v. Triple H v. Shawn Michaels
Right after the opening bell, Shawn hits Trips with SCM music!
Trips recovers later in the match to put Shawn threw the announce table with a Spinebuster!
Cena wins
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Bragging Rights is over, now it's time for teams of 5 striving to survive!

Probably only in one match, though.

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WWE Survivor Series XXIII - Sunday November 22, 2009
Live on PPV from the Verizon Center in Washington, DC

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Triple Threat Match for the WWE Championship
John Cena (c)
v
"The Game" Triple H
v
"The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels

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Triple Threat Match for the World Heavyweight Championship
The Undertaker (c)
v
Big Show
v
Chris Jericho

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Batista
v
Rey Mysterio

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Traditional Survivor Series 10-Man Elimination Tag Team Match
The Frenzy (Kofi Kingston, MVP, "The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry, R-Truth and Christian)
v
The Voices (Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes, Ted DiBiase Jr, CM Punk and William Regal)

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Traditional Survivor Series 10-Man Elimination Tag Team Match
The Gurus Of Greatness (John Morrison, Matt Hardy, Evan Bourne, "The Gold Standard" Shelton Benjamin and Finlay)
v
The Alliance Of Awesome (The Miz, Drew McIntyre, "The Celtic Warrior" Sheamus, Dolph Ziggler and "The All-American American" Jack Swagger)

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Traditional Survivor Series 10-Diva Elimination Tag Team Match
The Mickie Jamestown Massacre (Mickie James, Eve Torres, Kelly Kelly, Melina and Gail Kim)
v
McCool And The Gang (Michelle McCool, Jillian Hall, "The Glamazon" Beth Phoenix, Layla and Alicia Fox)[/center]

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Commence.

[El Hijo del Havoc]

This went up fast haha

[Curt Hawkins Fan]

Cena Triple H. I'm calling it.

[MAGGLE]

Cena vs The Miz. Yes I said MIZ. Miz is the only one that won at Bragging Rights and so DESERVES a Title shot. Don´t believe me? Jeff Hardy vs John Cena No#1 Contender match June 2008. Same story. Don´t expect Miz to win, but please don´t bury him Cena

Randy Orton vs . I really don´t know. Maybe they turn Dibiase, but I doubt it.

Undertaker vs CM Punk Casket Match(Already scheduled for RIP Tour in Germany)

Batista vs Rey Mysterio

Michelle McCool vs Beth Phoenix vs Mickie James Womens Title

Team DX vs Team Jerishow

[Deleted]

I see Cena / Orton in a rematch. I dunno where they can go from here short of a chemical castration match or an Alcatraz Death Match or something.

[BorneAgain]

I'd love a PPV largely full of old fashioned Survivor Series matches myself, though its unlikely to happen.

Miz and Morrison led teams would be great to see.

The Miz, Dolph Ziggler, Zack Ryder, Jack Swagger, and Chris Masters
vs.
John Morrison, Matt Hardy, The Hurricane, Evan Bourne, and Primo


Something along those lines.

[Krimzon]

I want the Championships to take a break for a PPV. Take Survivor Series back to the old days.

The DX Chain Gang vs. JeriShow's Legacy:
HHH, HBK, Cena, Kofi, & MVP vs. Show, Jericho, Orton, DiBiase, & Rhodes

The Captain's Charismatics vs. Ruthless Roundtable:
Christian, Yoshi, Dreamer, Goldust, & Shelton vs. Regal, Kozlov, Zeke, Ryder, & Sheamus

Punk's Pulverizers vs. The Dark Side:
CM Punk, Batista, Ziggler, McIntyre, & Kane vs. Undertaker, Mysterio, Morrison, R-Truth, & Matt Hardy

Diva Crap

Bragging Rights Cup
Carlito, Mark Henry, Jack Swagger, Miz, & Evan Bourne vs. Finlay, Escobar, Hart Dynasty, Mike Knox

[Mayonnaise]

DX v. JeriShow seems likely in some form.
Also, Legacy and 2 others v. Cena/Kofi and 3 others or an Elimination Chamber with Cena v. Kofi v. Henry v. Orton v. DiBiase v. Rhodes.

[Mac]

This PPV is going to have to be heavy on the Survivor Series matches because the WWE doesn't have much to work with right now. Maybe they can spark someone not named HHH HBK or Orton into the RAW title picture.

[Hulkshi Tanahashi]

Here's my prediction for the card (or at least what I'd like to see at Survivor Series):

Melina, Mickie James, Maria, Kelly Kelly, and Gail Kim VS Michelle McCool, Beth Phoenix, Layla, Natalya, and Alicia Fox

Batista VS Rey Mysterio

Sheldon Benjamin, Matt Hardy, R-Truth, and Cryme Tyme VS Sheamus, Eric Escobar, Drew McIntyre, and The Hart Dynasty

John Morrison, Finlay, Kofi Kingston, Evan Bourne, and Yoshi Tatsu VS The Miz, Jack Swagger, Dolph Ziggler, Kane, and Zach Ryder

World Heavyweight Title Match: The Undertaker VS CM Punk

D-X, Christian, Tommy Dreamer, and Goldust VS Chris Jericho, Big Show, William Regal, Vladimir Kozlov, and Ezekial Jackson

Fatal Fourway For the WWE Title: John Cena VS Randy Orton VS Ted DiBiase, Jr. VS Cody Rhodes

[The Tank]

Wait, Survivor Series is in DC this year? How the hell did I miss this knowledge until now?

[BorneAgain]

Here's my rough ideal card:

The Undertaker vs. CM Punk: Casket Match

The Legacy
Randy Orton, Batista, Ted Dibiase, Cody Rhodes, and Kane
vs.
The CTC
John Cena, Rey Mysterio, Shad, and JTG, and Kofi Kingston

Team DX
Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Mark Henry, MVP, and R-Truth
vs.
Team JeriShow
Chris Jericho, Big Show, David Hart Smith, Tyson Kidd, and Drew McIntyre

The MizFits
The Miz, Dolph Ziggler, Zack Ryder, Jack Swagger, and Chris Masters
vs.
The Palace of Wisdom
John Morrison, Matt Hardy, The Hurricane, Evan Bourne, and Primo

Christian Coalition
Christian, Shelton Benjamin, Goldust, Tommy Dreamer, and Yoshi Tatsu
vs.
The Ruthless Roundtable
William Regal, Paul Burchill, Ezeikel Jackson, Vladmir Kozlov and Sheamus

The Visionaries
Maryse, Michelle McCool, Beth Phoenix, Natalya, and Katie Lea Burchill
vs.
The Vixens
Mickie James, Melina, Gail Kim, Eva Torres, and Maria

[Deleted]

My ideal card'd probably be devoid of Survivor Series matches, since in truth I've never seen the appeal of them.

[Clarence "Showstealer" Mason]

Oct 25, 2009 23:00:01 GMT -5 BorneAgain said:

Here's my rough ideal card:

The Undertaker vs. CM Punk: Casket Match

The Legacy
Randy Orton, Batista, Ted Dibiase, Cody Rhodes, and Kane
vs.
The CTC
John Cena, Rey Mysterio, Shad, and JTG, and Kofi Kingston

Team DX
Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Mark Henry, MVP, and R-Truth
vs.
Team JeriShow
Chris Jericho, Big Show, David Hart Smith, Tyson Kidd, and Drew McIntyre

The MizFits
The Miz, Dolph Ziggler, Zack Ryder, Jack Swagger, and Chris Masters
vs.
The Palace of Wisdom
John Morrison, Matt Hardy, The Hurricane, Evan Bourne, and Primo

Christian Coalition
Christian, Shelton Benjamin, Goldust, Tommy Dreamer, and Yoshi Tatsu
vs.
The Ruthless Roundtable
William Regal, Paul Burchill, Ezeikel Jackson, Vladmir Kozlov and Sheamus

The Visionaries
Maryse, Michelle McCool, Beth Phoenix, Natalya, and Katie Lea Burchill
vs.
The Vixens
Mickie James, Melina, Gail Kim, Eva Torres, and Maria

BLASPHEMY!

It cannot be the Visionaries without Rick "The Model" Martel.

[BorneAgain]

Oct 25, 2009 23:15:15 GMT -5 Clarence "Showstealer" Mason said:

BLASPHEMY!

It cannot be the Visionaries with Rick "The Model" Martel.

I figured between the use of perfume spray, French Canadian accent, and overall narcissistic gimmick, Maryse was close enough.

[fw91]

Oct 25, 2009 22:58:34 GMT -5 The Tank said:

Wait, Survivor Series is in DC this year? How the hell did I miss this knowledge until now?

Is it me or is The E always having ppvs in DC. Isn;t there usually a two year wait?

[Clarence "Showstealer" Mason]

Oct 25, 2009 23:18:39 GMT -5 BorneAgain said:

Oct 25, 2009 23:15:15 GMT -5 Clarence "Showstealer" Mason said:

BLASPHEMY!

It cannot be the Visionaries with Rick "The Model" Martel.

I figured between the use of perfume spray, French Canadian accent, and overall narcissistic gimmick, Maryse was close enough.

Maybe they can get him back to manage her and say she was the new spokeswoman for Arrogance......LICENCE TO PRINT MONEY!

[Krimzon]

Oct 25, 2009 23:22:52 GMT -5 Clarence "Showstealer" Mason said:

Oct 25, 2009 23:18:39 GMT -5 BorneAgain said:

I figured between the use of perfume spray, French Canadian accent, and overall narcissistic gimmick, Maryse was close enough.

Maybe they can get him back to manage her and say she was the new spokeswoman for Arrogance......LICENCE TO PRINT MONEY!

To this day, I've been looking to buy Arrogance and I've had no luck.

[BorneAgain]

Oct 25, 2009 23:22:52 GMT -5 Clarence "Showstealer" Mason said:

Oct 25, 2009 23:18:39 GMT -5 BorneAgain said:

I figured between the use of perfume spray, French Canadian accent, and overall narcissistic gimmick, Maryse was close enough.

Maybe they can get him back to manage her and say she was the new spokeswoman for Arrogance......LICENCE TO PRINT MONEY!

I've posted in the past that Maryse should have her own perfume.

*Cut to a badminton court where a glamorous looking Maryse easily scores a point in the game*

Maryse: Practice, haha.

(Addresses camera)

Now there's a perfume that puts you straight on top, Haughtiness. Whether its a hard serve, a soft serve, each one hits, because men naturally adore it. Haughtiness will get you in right position to score. One shot and his shuttle cock will be right in sight... to hit back.

[Clarence "Showstealer" Mason]

Oct 25, 2009 23:30:37 GMT -5 BorneAgain said:

Oct 25, 2009 23:22:52 GMT -5 Clarence "Showstealer" Mason said:

Maybe they can get him back to manage her and say she was the new spokeswoman for Arrogance......LICENCE TO PRINT MONEY!

I've posted in the past that Maryse should have her own perfume.

*Cut to a badminton court where a glamorous looking Maryse easily scores a point in the game*

Maryse: Practice, haha.

(Addresses camera)

Now there's a perfume that puts you straight on top, Haughtiness. Whether its a hard serve, a soft serve, each one hits, because men naturally adore it. Haughtiness will get you in right position to score. One shot and his shuttle cock will be right in sight... to hit back.

You sir......have thought this through way too much