Johnny D
Don Corleone
Creature of the Night Forever
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Post by Johnny D on Dec 6, 2006 15:05:54 GMT -5
Let it rip, guys!  |
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Post by eJm on Dec 6, 2006 15:10:17 GMT -5
Mae Young, The Fabulous Moolah, Al Wilson and Vince McMahon
Call it....EXTREEEEEEEEEME PORNO!
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Post by shemmy86 on Dec 6, 2006 15:11:55 GMT -5
Mae Young, The Fabulous Moolah, Al Wilson and Vince McMahon Call it....EXTREEEEEEEEEME PORNO! With the stipulation that RD and Blade make a bet on the Colts and Lions respective fate with the loser watching this travesty. |
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Post by odanobunaga on Dec 6, 2006 15:12:41 GMT -5
Bah I already saw a similar tread in a even more "smarky" forum that had the name "Kill "ECW" with one show".
You can´t kill something with only one show or one PPV. It must suck and gets suckier and suckier. Just look at RAW.
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Johnny D
Don Corleone
Creature of the Night Forever
Posts: 2,093
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Post by Johnny D on Dec 6, 2006 15:22:08 GMT -5
I don't know how to top D2D. Sorry. I have one potential match idea.... Zombie vs. Khali! Think of the promos!  |
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lackingintaste
Trap-Jaw
RKO: 70% of the time...it works all the time. That's a scientific fact.
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Post by lackingintaste on Dec 6, 2006 15:22:55 GMT -5
MNM Vs. The Hardys - One Night Only*
Extreme Elimination Chamber
*except for...the day after...that night too...
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
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Post by Ace Diamond on Dec 6, 2006 15:23:16 GMT -5
Bah I already saw a similar tread in a even more "smarky" forum that had the name "Kill "ECW" with one show". You can´t kill something with only one show or one PPV. It must suck and gets suckier and suckier. Just look at RAW. or WCW |
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
Posts: 36,043
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Post by Ace Diamond on Dec 6, 2006 15:23:52 GMT -5
MNM Vs. The Hardys - One Night Only* Extreme Elimination Chamber *except for...the day after...that night too... To be fair, only MNM was billed as one night only, and then they lied their asses off about that. *still eagerly awaits the Joey Mercury turn* |
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Post by eJm on Dec 6, 2006 15:24:57 GMT -5
New Jack vs. everyone in attendance He said kill ECW, not the people ATTENDING ECW!  |
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Post by hutter on Dec 6, 2006 15:25:26 GMT -5
It won't be possible to kill WWECW with one show. Here's why. Let's pretend that WWECW is a zombie. In it's past life it was ECW. But unlike your garden variety zombie, shooting it in the brain has no effect, since it had no brain to begin with since Vince told Papa Shango to leave it out.
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Post by HMARK Center on Dec 6, 2006 15:25:53 GMT -5
Dude, I'd pay TRIPLE the amount charged if I could see that.
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
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Post by Ace Diamond on Dec 6, 2006 15:28:01 GMT -5
Dude, I'd pay TRIPLE the amount charged if I could see that. Especially if everyone in attendance had a can of 7up |
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Post by odanobunaga on Dec 6, 2006 15:29:39 GMT -5
Hmark: But if you pay ti see it, doesn´t that mean that you will be in the attendance?
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Post by Eugene Gurkin on Dec 6, 2006 15:31:51 GMT -5
I'd call it December to Dismember and...
Oh wait, WWE did just last Sunday. Well I'm out of ideas now.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Dec 6, 2006 15:39:27 GMT -5
Something worse than D2D? I'll try (but still book it SOMEWHAT "logically" as WWE would)
Mike Knox vs CM Punk: Special Guest Ref, Kelly Kelly (Kelly turns on Punk and gives Knox the win. Why? WHO KNOWZ?! ITS WWE BOOKING!)
Tommy Dreamer/Sandman vs Great Khali/Daivari, Extreme Rules (Khali wins after chokeslamming Dreamer through a table that Sandman was lying on)
Rob Van Dam vs Hardcore Holly part 126 (RVD wins)
Sabu vs Sylvester Terkay (Terkay wins)
Ariel/Kevin Thorn/Matt Striker/Rene Dupree vs Balls Mahoney/Little Guido/Tony Mamaluke/Trinity (Heels win)
ECW world title: Bobby Lashley vs Test (Lashley wins)
And if you dont think stuff like this is what we're in for with Heyman gone, you're dreaming.
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Post by gabou142 on Dec 6, 2006 16:01:32 GMT -5
I'd promote only one match, then give it like 23 minutes and eliminate the fan favorites first so they have to cheer the face they don't like!!
Then I'd make a tag match with four guys from another brand and promote the match only because everyone told me my first plan didn't work!
I'd add a couple other matches nobody cares about a few days before the show and end the show 30 minutes before time so everyone who ordered it feel ripped!!
I'm sure that would kill the bra..wait a minute, I have the feeling I just described something that happened...
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Post by KingPopper on Dec 6, 2006 16:12:36 GMT -5
ok instead of debating about wiether or not any brand could be killed after one show. I'll do what the thread asked me do and book the worst ppv I can that would cause the most damage to that brand.
Here I go.
World Title:
Lashley defeats CM Punk in 30 seconds.
Rene Dupree comes to the ring and challenges Lashley to a match later in the night
Rebecca defeats Ariel, Jazz, and Trinity in a women's fatal fourway match
Jerry "the King" Lawler defeats Tazz and JBL in a anouncers revenge match.
Davari and The Great Khali defeat Tommy Dreamer and the Sandman in a squash match
Matt Striker & Test defeat RVD and Hardcore Holly (Holly replaces Sabu, beats up RVD before the match even starts)
Kevin Thorn defeats Balls Mahoney, Thorn bites Balls after the match, Balls starts acting like a vampire.
Kelly Kelly defeats Mike Knox
Rene Dupree defeats Lashley for the World title. When new ECW GM Stephanie McMahon comes down and screws Lashley out of the title.
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Post by picklerabbi on Dec 6, 2006 16:17:28 GMT -5
How about if we send all the ecw guys to Raw and make Test and Lashley run ecw?
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