JR's Christmas list

["American Cream" Dusty Loads]

fans.wwe.com/jimross/blog

Some of these are pure gold.

[Fade]

I. Love. Jim Ross.


"Randy Orton … a sailing vessel to fight the tide of defiant popularity among some members of WWE’s Universe."

...Embrace the Tide!

[Apricots And A Pear Tree]

Some of my favorites

CM Punk … his own “straightedge” traveling pulpit and a year’s supply of Pepsi.
Dolph Ziggler … a new “roll” because he lost the last one that he was on.

WWE Divas … to become more relevant to go along with being, as someone once said, “smart, sexy and powerful.”

WWE Referee … names

Josh Mathews and Byron Saxton … if that is their real names … the opportunity to actually broadcast a wrestling match on PPV and for Josh, to not be embarrassed by Notre Dame football in 2010

MLB star Johnny Damon … a personality.

You'd think he would want a cure for Bell's Palsy?

[Paul E. Funk]

Interesting that he wishes for King to broadcast with him again and also wants Striker and Grisham to remain the voice of SmackDown! for years to come, could Raw finally be getting some new blood (PG, PG) at the announce desk? Boomer Sooner?

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Dec 24, 2009 16:36:25 GMT -5 Paul E. Funk said:

Interesting that he wishes for King to broadcast with him again and also wants Striker and Grisham to remain the voice of SmackDown! for years to come, could Raw finally be getting some new blood (PG, PG) at the announce desk? Boomer Sooner?

Maybe he wants Cole's spot?


I lol'd when he said Michael Cole: Respect from the fans

[barley96]

Removing Michael Cole would be a baby step in the right direction for RAW. Michael Cole as a backstage announcer would be best for him. Unless you are Mike Adamle, it is hard to screw up that job.

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

I lol'd at the "Personality for Johnny Damon" part

[Paul E. Funk]

Dec 24, 2009 17:29:31 GMT -5 barley96 said:

Removing Michael Cole would be a baby step in the right direction for RAW. Michael Cole as a backstage announcer would be best for him. Unless you are Mike Adamle, it is hard to screw up that job.

Agreed, at the end of the day it's Coles job to guide the viewer through the show and serve the action in the ring. For whatever reason be it the timbre of his voice or his style of commentary it doesn't work and it hasn't worked for the last 11 years. They saw the writing on the wall when it came to Coach, Cole must have copies of those pictures that Funaki took.

[Steveweiser]

I would give JR Dark Journey in her bra and panties.