RAW Thread 12/21/09: Christmas with Johnny Damon

[Steveweiser]

Tonight on RAW, live from Tampa, we're getting ready for Christmas with the two time World Series winner and current free agent Johnny Damon. Since Tampa is the Spring Training home of the New York Yankees, is that a clue that Damon is returning to the World Champs?

But that's not an issue tonight - this time round, he's there to bring us two hours of pre-Christmas wrestling action. Last week, John Cena vowed to go unbeaten until he got another shot at WWE Champion Sheamus. Will Damon give Cena a rematch with the Champ, or does he have something else planned?

There are rumours that Little People's Court will finally take place tonight, and with a major title defence coming up on Friday night against The Hart Dynasty, this cannot be good timing for D-Generation X. Will Hornswoggle take them to the cleaners?

As it's nearly Christmas, all sorts of holiday hijinxs are likely to take place. Which RAW superstars and divas are naughty or nice this year? All this, plus probable appearances from US Champion The Miz and Divas Champion Melina, tonight!

EDIT: There's Secret Santas helping Damon out, completely forgot about them. Find out who they are TONIGHT!

[forgottensinpwf]

If the secret santas are just the Divas, that's pretty lame TBH.

[metylerca]

The secret santas will be the Divas, in a 10 man tag, with only 3 of them actually getting tagged into the match.


And Jerry Lawler will wet his pants over it, this being the first time all the Divas have been in a match together, and all.

[forgottensinpwf]

Dec 21, 2009 16:06:19 GMT -5 metylerca said:

The secret santas will be the Divas, in a 10 man tag, with only 3 of them actually getting tagged into the match.

I'd say it was done last week, but we all know the WWE and repetition.

[Deleted]

And...I don't care for tonight.

[Firearm: Supposed Big Deal]

Tonight's matchup: Cracks against the Yankees and money vs. Appearances by anyone playing Santa Claus. (The Divas match will only count as 1.)

I haven't been paying attention to the commercials enough to put a commercial in this week's matchup. ;D

[forgottensinpwf]

Dec 21, 2009 16:28:48 GMT -5 Firearm: Supposed Big Deal said:

Tonight's matchup: Cracks against the Yankees and money vs. Appearances by anyone playing Santa Claus. (The Divas match will only count as 1.)

I haven't been paying attention to the commercials enough to put a commercial in this week's matchup. ;D

Sherlock Holmes?

[Citizen Grimm]

Anybody else got a bad feeling about tonight's Raw? I mean, I don't think it can be much worse than last week but with Johnny Damon and the Little People's Court...my hopes are not high.

[Steveweiser]

Dave Meltzer reports that there are lots of little people backstage at tonight's show, and that Mae Young is also there tonight.

[thuschongswing]

Dec 21, 2009 17:34:47 GMT -5 Steveweiser said:

Dave Meltzer reports that there are lots of little people backstage at tonight's show, and that Mae Young is also there tonight.

...so, let me get this straight, I could either watch the Redskins potentially screw over the Giants playoff hopes, or I could watch...this.

MNF, here I come!

[Dub H]

Well how i dont like football and theres nothing else to watch here,im going to watch RAW

[Krimzon]

Could the WWE possibly end the year on a worse note!? Last week was likely the most depressing wake ever, with tonight being the funeral for WWE (RAW) - 2009.

[Apricots And A Pear Tree]

Dec 21, 2009 17:34:47 GMT -5 Steveweiser said:

Dave Meltzer reports that there are lots of little people backstage at tonight's show, and that Mae Young is also there tonight.

In the old days Mae Young would have given birth to the little people.

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}One hand at a time.

[Steveweiser]

Dec 21, 2009 18:18:42 GMT -5 Krimzon said:

Could the WWE possibly end the year on a worse note!? Last week was likely the most depressing wake ever, with tonight being the funeral for WWE (RAW) - 2009.

There is a RAW next week with Timbaland, so it could get even worse than tonight.

[Clarence "Showstealer" Mason]

Wow even the Deadskins look good compared to this promotional pile of garbage

[Apricots And A Pear Tree]

Dec 21, 2009 18:24:26 GMT -5 Steveweiser said:

Dec 21, 2009 18:18:42 GMT -5 Krimzon said:

Could the WWE possibly end the year on a worse note!? Last week was likely the most depressing wake ever, with tonight being the funeral for WWE (RAW) - 2009.

There is a RAW next week with Timbaland, so it could get even worse than tonight.

Again i would like to know how having the Head of a Work Boot manufacturing company will increase ratings.

[Deleted]

Well this will be the first buildup to the Rumble PPV so I'll probably watch. But I'll probably regret it and wished I watched Entourage or The Blind Side instead.

[Krimzon]

Dec 21, 2009 18:24:26 GMT -5 Steveweiser said:

Dec 21, 2009 18:18:42 GMT -5 Krimzon said:

Could the WWE possibly end the year on a worse note!? Last week was likely the most depressing wake ever, with tonight being the funeral for WWE (RAW) - 2009.

There is a RAW next week with Timbaland, so it could get even worse than tonight.

12/14 = Wake
Tonight = Funeral
Next Week = Burial

[Apricots And A Pear Tree]

Dec 21, 2009 18:30:16 GMT -5 Krimzon said:

Dec 21, 2009 18:24:26 GMT -5 Steveweiser said:

There is a RAW next week with Timbaland, so it could get even worse than tonight.

12/14 = Wake
Tonight = Funeral
Next Week = Burial

HHH vs The entire RAW locker room in a gauntlet match?

[Texas Tornado]

Dec 21, 2009 18:30:16 GMT -5 Krimzon said:

Dec 21, 2009 18:24:26 GMT -5 Steveweiser said:

There is a RAW next week with Timbaland, so it could get even worse than tonight.

12/14 = Wake
Tonight = Funeral
Next Week = Burial

1/4 = When TNA puts the final touches on the grave...Brother!

Yeesh, secret santas tonight? That's going to be fun.