the RAW IS OVW Caption Thread

[lildude8218]

Man, 75 bucks for Cirque du Soleil tickets, what a ripoff!



Here was the exact moment where Flair fractured his ankle and had a stroke at the exact same time.



Vince: TRIPLE H.....HE'S GONNA PUUUUKKKKEEEEE!!!!!!



That damn DX went grave robbing to find Kerry Von Erich's prosthetic leg.



HHH: This is just for all my fans on the internet
HBK: I thought you hated the fans on the internet?
HHH: No, that was the bad guy Triple H. I'm a good guy now.
HBK: But they still hate you...
HHH: Who cares? I'm rich



Mickie: Oh my God, I'm so totally baked right now.
King: *to himself* I just noticed my bald spot in the reflection of the belt.
JR: *to the people backstage* Listen, no one gives two s**ts about these broads. Hurry it up!



JR: Tell me something King. Why is it when Ashley injures herself everyone on the internet b****es about how she's a terrible worker but when Victoria injures other divas, which has happened twice now, no one complains at all?



Eugene proved himself to be the right person to be the new lead singer of Jethro Tull.



Randy: There's a roach!

Edge: Oh my Gosh....hurry up and get it! *shudders*



Spin Art! It's fun for the entire family! Ages 8 to 80.



Chris Masters hits his new finisher The Matrix Elbow.



Chris Masters stars in An American Werewolf in Greece. Coming in 2008.



And to think, this is how good it would have looked if Smackdown vs Raw 2007 had come out on the PS3.



That damn DX tied a rope to Matt's foot and pulled the rug out from under him.



Randy cringes and is thankful he froze some sperm before this match.



Randy: Did anyone lose these?

Edge: Yeah, I mean, we'll take them if no one else wants them but still.



Edge: Damn it, got a tiny piece of food stuck right here and I can't get to it.

Randy: I'll get it for you with my tongue later

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

Well, Matt's no Carlito, but I'm glad we got to see someone suspended in mid air again.

[Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone]

(Not really a caption, but I like how you can see Chloe in the background being held by Lilian. That's cute.)



Kenny's signing Mikey's taint so that when it goes on WWE Auction, they can open at a higher bid price.



Good job guys, now see if you can squeeze Eugene inside and we'll be good to go.



Wow, Cade and Murdoch sure got pretty.

[samachine]

WATCH OUT FOR YOUR NECK EVERYONE

[mike5286]

samachine said:

WATCH OUT FOR YOUR NECK EVERYONE

Victoria. Mickie i want you so bad.
Mickie Meet me in the shower after the match.
Victoria Yeah.

[Ace Diamond]

HHH, HBK, and Naitch job to the intricacies of miming "Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil"



New from the WWE Shopzone, it's Overrated Tag Quintet in a Box!



Man, these French arthouse flicks get more and more esoteric every day.


Matt: Oh isn't this magical, one of my wires broke!


Randy: And if I concentrate really hard on the back of the strap, I can see a sailboat!
Edge: Sure you can

[Ultimo Chocula]

The Spirit Squad unveil their new finisher, The Salad Tosser.

[Hulkshi Tanahashi]

Worst Sex Position Ever.



OH MY GOD!!!! Ric Flair just aged five years in five seconds.



Uh-Oh! They must have eaten some bad mahi-mahi!



Triple H: Get in there! I don't care if it's dark!



Shawn Michaels: I'm going to decorate my box with stickers!!!!



Triple H: So, what is Brown going to do for us!? He he!
Delivery Guy: Yeah, that's funny. Haven't heard that 100 times today! (sarcasm)



Shawn: This is the best way to end the Spirit Squad.
Triple H: Don't worry. They'll get wished well on there future endevours.



The WWE Women's Division is so boring it's putting the Women's Champion and the announcers to sleep.



Suddenly, the ring sped up to 100 miles with Torrie on the apron. Luckily, she was able to hold on to the ropes.



Mickie James: You want some!?
Jerry Lawler: Yes, I do!
Mickie James: Not you!!!!



Even though they are two tough women, they are fighting over a belt!



Even the Pittsburgh Steelers think RAW lacks direction.



Eugene: FIRE BAD!!!!



Randy Orton: Shouldn't we be in color?
Edge: No, because Ric is bleeding. And, apparently the Internet isn't the place for blood. It is the place for thousand of porn sites, photos of mutilated bodies, and all sorts of visually sickening photos! BUT, DON'T SHOW ANY BLOOD!!!!



Orton: We're giving you a beaten that has never happened to you before!!!!
Ric Flair: Actually, I've been beaten like this many times in my career.
Orton: SHUT UP!!!!



Fan: ONE MORE TIME!!!!
Orton: Alright! I'm getting do it! Jesus Christ!



Hey, they're remaking Raging Bull with Ric Flair! AWESOME!!!!



Chris Masters: There's a bee on my arm!



Masters: KHAAAAAAAN!!!!



John Cena: You've got something on your face.
Umaga: It's facepaint!!!! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU PEOPLE IT'S FACEPAINT!!!!?



Jeff Hardy: I'M FLYING!!!!



Matt Hardy, Master Of The Upside Down Christ-like Pose!



Orton: I knew I should have worn a cup.



Edge: You guys must have had the mahi-mahi, too.



Edge: How's your stomach?
Orton: A lot better. Thanks for asking.



Edge decided to end the show with his Gene Simmons impression.

[Sajoa Moe]

Kenny: Paris Hilton? Are you in here?
Frog Prince: I am the Frog Prince. You are to meet the Sparrow King, who will lead you to Catatafish. Take this magic helmet and torch.



"No! Bad doggy! We do that OUTSIDE!"



After Triple H threatened to pull down his pants again, Flair and HBK simply threw up their hands and walked out.



HBK: Do you hear "Pop Goes the Weasel"?



The Spirit Squad are sent back to the land of Oh Very Whimsical.



Mickie finds out that I'm under the announce table.



CAPTAIN...CAAAAAAAAVEMAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!

[Bill.]

I DON'T KNOW!


Randy Orton hopes Jeff doesn't botch.


Mailman: Why do I hear kicking and screaming?
HHH: It's nothing, absolutely nothing!
Mailman: You two are acting awfully suspicious.
HBK: *in his head* Oh crap, God is pissed at me now!


Those crazy kids.


Cena: ...Your ginormous chin mesmerizes me...

['Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada]

raptorjesus543 said:

I DON'T KNOW!

AND THE CHEST IS LOCKED, TOO!!

[Franchise]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUUUUTTTT!!!

[Zombie Mod]

low flying wrestlers now going cheap.....



i'm taking my ballopponent and going home.......



HHH thanks his lucky stars that he took the antidote to the memory gas released into the arena, while flair and hbk forget what they were doing.



HHH: shawn if this is another spring loaded comedy snake i'm going to kill you......
hbk thinking to himself *oh crap!*



hbk: crap we forgot air holes....
HHH: dont call the delivery guy that...... he'll break all the valuables and steal all my good stuff.



Mickie: sorry jerry i'm a lesbian,
JR: struck out again king?
Lawler: giggity?



JR: bah god it wasnt a put down for the king, they really are rug munchers.... what a hoss...... so which one is the butch? wait thats a great idea for taboo......... sorry cyber sunday..... vince...



Eugene: OI lawler thats my mom!!!
lawler offstage: giggity??!!!!!?!?!



edge was caught in the reflective glare from ortons arse cheeks, enabling orton to switch flair for a stunt man.



Flair: oh my god i was hit so hard i've gone back to when everything was in black and white!



Chris Masters slipped on lawlers old wig, which lawler had on a leash as a pet.



Chris Masters yawns after seeing a full replay of his own match.



cena vs umaga vs hypnotoad....... for the next ppv..... (spoiler, hypnotoad wins.)



ortons bowel movements are that strong that he can keep matt hardy in the air for several minutes.



orton: i knew i shouldnt have mentioned the jynx brothers..........



edge: Dude why are you holding my hand? i thought i told you .... not in public




Orton: i am not looking forward to going for a shower after we get backstage.......
Edge: just you wait i *edges thoughts have been censored to prevent mass outbreaks of vomiting.*

[lildude8218]

EEEGAH!!!!!





Trumpy, you can do magic things!

[Brick Killed a Guy]

Is it a touchdown? An incomplete pass? Who knows?

But you'll have fun guessing...when the Pac 10 Refs go on Tour

Get Your Tickets Now! (sooner fans need not apply)

[thehardcorelegend]

evrbody said:

Frog Prince: I am the Frog Prince. You are to meet the Sparrow King, who will lead you to Catatafish. Take this magic helmet and torch.

Great quote, Lemmiwinks!!!!!!!

"A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward Lemmiwinks, for you will soon be dead. "

[Eugene Gurkin]

I think one of the Spirit Squad members is about to ride Space Mountain.


Triple H: I need to take a huge crap!
Shawn: Me too.
Ric: Same here.


DX found out that selling prosthetic arms and legs will make them millions!


Delivery guy: What's OVW?


Vince has just RAW boring for the annouce team and one of its divas.


Eugene just got a huge erection!


Chris Masters thinks he should've been in the Matrix.


Jerry: Cena vs. Umaga in the Staring Contest of the Century!
JR: I think Cena just blinked. BAW GAWD KING!


Randy now learns to wear a cup at all time.


Randy: Dude we're holding hands in public. Now they know our secret.
Edge: SHHHHHH!