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Post by The Varsity Club on Nov 29, 2006 12:12:55 GMT -5
Sorry if this has been mentioned but you know hjow the WWE could "unretard" Eugene? Ever see the film Primal Fear with Richard Gere and Ed Norton? Well Norton has a split personality and he uses it to make up this innocent guy who has a murderous alter ego but actually at the end of the film it turns out that the innocent guy is the alter ego. Sorry if i didn't explain it right. Anyway, what im saying is that Eugene could just start acting normal and start calling himself Nick Dinsmore or whatever and say that he made up the Eugene character to garner sympathy from the fans. Although i don't know how they could explain Bischoff not knowing about any of it..... unless Bischoff WAS IN ON IT THE WHOLE TIME MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! damn I was all excited to watch the conclusion to Primal Fear tonight.......thanks alot!
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Post by Chainsaw on Nov 29, 2006 12:23:24 GMT -5
It really is weird how so many people rented "Primal Fear" at the same time.
Isn't it, new board member Tyler Durden?
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Post by odanobunaga on Nov 29, 2006 12:26:30 GMT -5
Sorry if this has been mentioned but you know hjow the WWE could "unretard" Eugene? Ever see the film Primal Fear with Richard Gere and Ed Norton? Well Norton has a split personality and he uses it to make up this innocent guy who has a murderous alter ego but actually at the end of the film it turns out that the innocent guy is the alter ego. Sorry if i didn't explain it right. Anyway, what im saying is that Eugene could just start acting normal and start calling himself Nick Dinsmore or whatever and say that he made up the Eugene character to garner sympathy from the fans. Although i don't know how they could explain Bischoff not knowing about any of it..... unless Bischoff WAS IN ON IT THE WHOLE TIME MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! and if this happens they should change his entrance theme to Cancao do Mar Cancao do Mar sounds pretty funny in portuguese. Here we write(and pronunce) "Canção do Mar". BTW I always marked out for Eugene, a shame that he is a midcard jobber right now.
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Post by davephlegmball on Nov 29, 2006 12:28:41 GMT -5
Bring in George Steele as his new manager. Have George at ringside with his new man, "Eu-George." You could have Steele saying "Yoooooouuu--George," while instructing/pantomyming for Dinsmore to reach into his tights for a foreign object, or have George point to a turnbuckle (which Dinsmore would then chew on). Of course, he must wear the same outfit as George did, complete with green tongue. And for God's sake, keep him heel for as long as you can.
Am i nuts, or is this a "can't miss" idea. Sure the bookers would screw it up, but it'd be great. If you want, take it a step further (and make the tag team division stronger) and have George manage the Steiners too. Call this faction The Detriot Dog Pound. Those 3 lunatics, Steele, Dinsmore, and Rick Steiner, running around, with Scott Steiner looking around at the lunacy while posing up on the ring apron. His alliance with the Dog Pound could be an interesting, uneasy alliance (probably with Scott eventually turning).
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Nov 29, 2006 12:58:26 GMT -5
I think he needs to take a serious bump on the concrete, and then regress into a normal person.
Hey, if J.T Smith could think he was Italian after cracking his skull on the concrete, it could work for Dinsmore.
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Post by davephlegmball on Nov 29, 2006 15:01:08 GMT -5
But it'd be tough to reproduce the "half-grapefruit sized lump" that J.T. actually got from that fall.
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