Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Jan 17, 2010 1:32:18 GMT -5
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Annette
Unicron
Love Feels Amazing ♥
Posts: 2,533
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Post by Annette on Jan 17, 2010 1:35:15 GMT -5
Actually.. try Cleverbot. He's fun. I hit on him a lot. lol cleverbot.com/This is the conversation I just had: User: Good evening Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Good evening! User: May I flirt with you? . Cleverbot: You can. User: You are so strong and handsome! Cleverbot: Are you hitting on me? User: Yes, I am hitting on you. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: I'm old enough. . Cleverbot: I'm young enough. User: Oooh. I think I like you. Cleverbot: I think I like you also. User: You're so cute. Cleverbot: Thank you! You probably are too. User: Thank you, I've been told I have pretty eyes. Cleverbot: And an elephant never forgets. User: Sorry, I've never been hit on by an elephant. Cleverbot: Now I know, who you are! User: Who am I then? Cleverbot: You're Cleverbot. User: No, you're Cleverbot. Cleverbot: When am I cleverbot? User: May I touch you in inappropriate places? Cleverbot: You may ask any question you like.
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Post by Cela on Jan 17, 2010 1:43:39 GMT -5
Actually.. try Cleverbot. He's fun. I hit on him a lot. lol cleverbot.com/This is the conversation I just had: User: Good evening Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Good evening! User: May I flirt with you? . Cleverbot: You can. User: You are so strong and handsome! Cleverbot: Are you hitting on me? User: Yes, I am hitting on you. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: I'm old enough. . Cleverbot: I'm young enough. User: Oooh. I think I like you. Cleverbot: I think I like you also. User: You're so cute. Cleverbot: Thank you! You probably are too. User: Thank you, I've been told I have pretty eyes. Cleverbot: And an elephant never forgets. User: Sorry, I've never been hit on by an elephant. Cleverbot: Now I know, who you are! User: Who am I then? Cleverbot: You're Cleverbot. User: No, you're Cleverbot. Cleverbot: When am I cleverbot? User: May I touch you in inappropriate places? Cleverbot: You may ask any question you like. I just said hello, and cleverbot wanted to cyber. What the hell.
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Annette
Unicron
Love Feels Amazing ♥
Posts: 2,533
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Post by Annette on Jan 17, 2010 1:44:56 GMT -5
My bad, I guess I corrupted it tonight! lol
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Annette
Unicron
Love Feels Amazing ♥
Posts: 2,533
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Post by Annette on Jan 17, 2010 1:49:53 GMT -5
User: How come no one will text me anymore? Cleverbot: How do you know no onr has loved you? User: I don't know if they love me or not. I just want someone to text. I have an unlimited plan, for god's sake. Cleverbot: Yes! User: That wasn't helpful whatsoever. . Cleverbot: How about a shark movie that isn't Jaws? User: I don't want to watch a movie. You're useless tonight. Cleverbot: Why not? User: I just want some more friends. I need conversation. It's my drug. Cleverbot: Then I can't prove to you that I am a human. User: You're obviously not human. >.>. Cleverbot: That's true enough. And I suppose since machines are traditionally referred to as 'she', then I would be a girl. User: Oh... Yeah. I don't want you to be a girl. I like guys. . Cleverbot: Then I won't. Thank you for your kind words, dear. User: You're welcome, sweetheart. Cleverbot: You are a cute boy . User: Have you seen the size of my rack? I'm obviously not a boy. Cleverbot: No. User: Well, it's your loss. Cleverbot: True enough.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Jan 17, 2010 2:03:06 GMT -5
User: Have you seen the size of my rack? I'm obviously not a boy. Uhm....hi.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Jan 17, 2010 2:10:35 GMT -5
language
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Post by Joe Neglia on Jan 17, 2010 2:20:20 GMT -5
Funniest thing Triumph was ever involved in, Eminem feuds notwithstanding.
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Post by Alucard on Jan 17, 2010 2:28:31 GMT -5
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Jan 17, 2010 3:55:03 GMT -5
The other day I went to the Annual Postcard Convention.
It was nothing to write home about.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Jan 17, 2010 4:06:42 GMT -5
The other day I went to the Annual Postcard Convention. It was nothing to write home about.
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 17, 2010 4:32:39 GMT -5
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Jan 17, 2010 6:43:20 GMT -5
The other day I went to the Annual Postcard Convention. It was nothing to write home about. Tough crowd. Last night I went to a Chinese restuarant, and the waiter poured gasoline all over me! That's the last time I eat at Szechuan Fire.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Jan 17, 2010 6:59:28 GMT -5
Three guys die and go to heaven. St. Peter says "Listen - we're having a really busy century, so we need to manage admissions tightly. Right now we can only admit people who have died in horrible fashions, and those who have died in a more mundane way will have to wait in limbo, and it could take a decade or two to work you in."
So St. Peter takes aside the first man, and asks him how he died. "Well, I'd been suspicious of my wife having an affair for some time now, so today I came home from work early. I just knew the guy was in my apartment, but I couldn't find him. I looked everywhere and was just about to give up, when I went out on the balcony of my 23rd story apartment and there he was hanging over the edge! He was just barely hanging on, there was no way he could climb back onto the balcony. It was a really stupid place to try to hide. I was livid, so I started punching him and clawing at his fingers, but he held on. Finally I went to get a hammer and started pounding on his fingers.
and he fell down. But what really angered me was that he landed in some bushes and fell to the ground dazed, but basically OK! I was so mad I grabbed the refrigerator, threw it off the balcony and it landed on him. Unfortunately I was so riled up by the incident I had a heart attack and died."
St. Peter was taken aback, and said "While you did die in a dramatic fashion, I think we need to look at that whole second degree murder before we let you in - off to limbo with you." He then approached the second man and asked him how he had died.
"I was riding my exercise bike on the balcony of my 24th story apartment, when the thing broke and threw me over the railing! I grabbed furiously at the railing and slipped, but managed to catch on the balcony below mine. I tried to climb up but it just wasn't possible. I thought I was going to fall but then someone came out on the balcony. I thought he would help me, until he started hitting me! I held on as best I could, but when he got a hammer and started hitting me I finally couldn't hold on anymore and fell. Somehow, though, I fell in some bushes and fell to the ground dazed, but basically OK! Just as I'm coming around, I look up and BAM this refrigerator lands on me. So here I am."
St. Peter immediately admitted this second man to heaven, and pulled aside the third man and asked him for his story.
"Picture this: I'm hiding naked in a refrigerator..."
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MCMGM
Vegeta
WC's Official Jeff Buckley Stalkeress.
Red Sonic My Ass
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Post by MCMGM on Jan 18, 2010 13:04:30 GMT -5
lol.
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The F'N Captain
King Koopa
I was captain **** till Captain America Beat the crap out of me and left me in a dumpster
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Post by The F'N Captain on Jan 18, 2010 13:56:47 GMT -5
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Post by Young Game on Jan 18, 2010 14:10:05 GMT -5
Cleverbot is....violent.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 18, 2010 14:10:09 GMT -5
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The F'N Captain
King Koopa
I was captain **** till Captain America Beat the crap out of me and left me in a dumpster
Posts: 10,929
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Post by The F'N Captain on Jan 18, 2010 14:17:04 GMT -5
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Annette
Unicron
Love Feels Amazing ♥
Posts: 2,533
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Post by Annette on Jan 18, 2010 16:24:48 GMT -5
LOL, I love Cleverbot. It creeped me out the other day, it made a comment how it was standing behind me... I was in a completely dark room at the time.
Yes, I looked. >.> lol
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