Can Anyone Make Me Laugh?

[bigfreaky]

I must add a bad joke!





A confused nine-year-old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"

After thinking a moment, his mother responds, "Well, God is both male and female."

This confuses the little boy so he asks, "Is God black or white?"

"Well, God is both black and white."

This further confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"

At this the mother is concerned, but answers anyway, "God is both gay and straight."

At this, the boy's eyes light up with understanding and he triumphantly asks,
"Is God Michael Jackson?"

[Yami Daimao]

Attention crappers!

...

Penis.

That is all.

[mrrotten]

A guy walks into a bar. He says "Ow!"

A blonde, a lawyer, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "What is this, a joke?".