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Post by hutter on Nov 24, 2006 19:44:32 GMT -5
Someone explain it to me. Yeah, he's a lousy worker with terrible promo skills and a big chop...but there's got to be something more to explain all the Khali Love here.
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Post by Bill. on Nov 24, 2006 19:46:59 GMT -5
I DON'T KNOW!
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Post by Matt Rogers on Nov 24, 2006 19:47:33 GMT -5
Someone explain it to me. Yeah, he's a lousy worker with terrible promo skills and a big chop...but there's got to be something more to explain all the Khali Love here. That pretty much sums it up. |
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Post by Ken Ivory on Nov 24, 2006 19:47:34 GMT -5
I think the website name explains it...
Wrestlecrap
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Nov 24, 2006 19:48:03 GMT -5
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Nov 24, 2006 19:49:05 GMT -5
Because people can find him entertaining, and not just sit around, moaning about 'workrate'. I think it's great that a lot of people can adopt my attitude of finding the entertaining values in things.  |
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Post by Yann on Nov 24, 2006 19:50:01 GMT -5
Holy crap, it's the first time I hear his gibberish stuff on the microphone  I knew you found it funny, but damn that's hilarious haha |
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Post by hutter on Nov 24, 2006 19:51:37 GMT -5
Because people can find him entertaining, and not just sit around, moaning about 'workrate'. I think it's great that a lot of people can adopt my attitude of finding the entertaining values in things. Well, that can be said about a lot of wrestlers. That still doesn't answer my question, though. In a world of wrestlecrap, why does Khali stand head and shoulders above the rest (besides his height)? |
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Nov 24, 2006 19:53:20 GMT -5
Because people can find him entertaining, and not just sit around, moaning about 'workrate'. I think it's great that a lot of people can adopt my attitude of finding the entertaining values in things. Well, that can be said about a lot of wrestlers. That still doesn't answer my question, though. In a world of wrestlecrap, why does Khali stand head and shoulders above the rest (besides his height)? Damn, I was going to make a joke on his height.  I think it's because he's so hilariously bad, they had to edit his matches to make them watchable. Only at Wrestlecrap, I think, could we as 'wrestling' fans find the Great Khali entertaining. Plus, outside of the ring, he sounds like a great guy. |
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Post by Matt Rogers on Nov 24, 2006 19:55:26 GMT -5
I still want him to realise that Daivari is exploiting him, brain chop him, and face turn. The largest man in his village setting out to make the money to save his home.
It's like a classic Dragonball episode, but better!
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Nov 24, 2006 19:56:26 GMT -5
I mark for "jhdfgjbuidfhb!"
You mark for "uhsdpuigbpviudfhb!"
We all mark for "kjdfgkjvdbiutbgvli7udtrnlugbin!"
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Nov 24, 2006 19:57:13 GMT -5
Why the Wrestlecrap love?
His absurd finishing maneuver possibly, being given the microphone to speak when he debuted. For debuting a new match (the Punjabi Prison Match) and then not competing in it.
I personally find his profile on the wwe's site so over the top that I can't help but be entertained by it ...
This enormous monster has walked the jungles of India unafraid of pythons and wrestled White Bengal tigers. Daivari claims that this Punjabi Warrior has "stared into the abyss and the earth trembled at his gaze."
;D
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Post by EZ: Brainy Bae on Nov 24, 2006 19:59:13 GMT -5
I like how ECW is using him as Daivari's muscle.
Oh, and KHALI BRAINS!
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Post by Matt Rogers on Nov 24, 2006 19:59:38 GMT -5
Why the Wrestlecrap love? His absurd finishing maneuver possibly, being given the microphone to speak when he debuted. For debuting a new match (the Punjabi Prison Match) and then not competing in it. I personally find his profile on the wwe's site so over the top that I can't help but be entertained by it ... This enormous monster has walked the jungles of India unafraid of pythons and wrestled White Bengal tigers. Daivari claims that this Punjabi Warrior has "stared into the abyss and the earth trembled at his gaze." ;D That makes me think it's time for "Great Khali facts" |
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Post by salTy on Nov 24, 2006 20:00:40 GMT -5
Because he's over the top and cartoonish. His finisher is a chop to the cranium. He says 'BLARG!' and 'AOIHEWKSCKLMUIWDSJ!!'.
How can you NOT mark for this?
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Post by Cosmo Kramer on Nov 24, 2006 20:00:47 GMT -5
Meh, better Khali than Masters.
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Post by hutter on Nov 24, 2006 20:01:06 GMT -5
Why the Wrestlecrap love? His absurd finishing maneuver possibly, being given the microphone to speak when he debuted. For debuting a new match (the Punjabi Prison Match) and then not competing in it. I personally find his profile on the wwe's site so over the top that I can't help but be entertained by it ... This enormous monster has walked the jungles of India unafraid of pythons and wrestled White Bengal tigers. Daivari claims that this Punjabi Warrior has "stared into the abyss and the earth trembled at his gaze." ;D So Khali is being marketed as a late '80's-early '90's cartoony monster in the spirit of Tugboat, Earthquake, Kamala and Akeem? Jeez. Now I understand the love. Well, at least he doesn't have to wear a fur trimmed naked suit like poor Giant Gonzales. |
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Nov 24, 2006 20:05:01 GMT -5
Why the Wrestlecrap love? His absurd finishing maneuver possibly, being given the microphone to speak when he debuted. For debuting a new match (the Punjabi Prison Match) and then not competing in it. I personally find his profile on the wwe's site so over the top that I can't help but be entertained by it ... This enormous monster has walked the jungles of India unafraid of pythons and wrestled White Bengal tigers. Daivari claims that this Punjabi Warrior has "stared into the abyss and the earth trembled at his gaze." ;D So Khali is being marketed as a late '80's-early '90's cartoony monster in the spirit of Tugboat, Earthquake, Kamala and Akeem? Jeez. Now I understand the love. Well, at least he doesn't have to wear a fur trimmed naked suit like poor Giant Gonzales. I marked for all those guys ;D Well not Tugboat or Gonzales, but the Typhoon gimmick was cool. Yeah I am slightly biased as I have always liked david v goliath style matches ... where goliath wins. Hell I mark for the Warlord  All they need to do is bring back Tiger Ali Singh and Muhammed Hassan to add to Davari and Khali and they would have a great stable. |
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Post by Matt Rogers on Nov 24, 2006 20:06:48 GMT -5
So Khali is being marketed as a late '80's-early '90's cartoony monster in the spirit of Tugboat, Earthquake, Kamala and Akeem? Jeez. Now I understand the love. Well, at least he doesn't have to wear a fur trimmed naked suit like poor Giant Gonzales. I marked for all those guys ;D Well not Tugboat or Gonzales, but the Typhoon gimmick was cool. Yeah I am slightly biased as I have always liked david v goliath style matches ... where goliath wins. Hell I mark for the Warlord All they need to do is bring back Tiger Ali Singh and Muhammed Hassan to add to Davari and Khali and they would have a great stable. Or Tiger JEET Singh?!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oas6F4DJBxUSorry... any excuse... |
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Post by salTy on Nov 24, 2006 20:08:16 GMT -5
So Khali is being marketed as a late '80's-early '90's cartoony monster in the spirit of Tugboat, Earthquake, Kamala and Akeem? Jeez. Now I understand the love. Well, at least he doesn't have to wear a fur trimmed naked suit like poor Giant Gonzales. I marked for all those guys ;D Well not Tugboat or Gonzales, but the Typhoon gimmick was cool. Yeah I am slightly biased as I have always liked david v goliath style matches ... where goliath wins. Hell I mark for the Warlord All they need to do is bring back Tiger Ali Singh and Muhammed Hassan to add to Davari and Khali and they would have a great stable. And the Iron Shiek as their leader to 'puck' people in the ass and make them humble. |
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