Survivor Series Showd...I mean Raw Caption Thread

[lildude8218]

Kane: *snaps fingers and shakes head* Oh no he didn't!



Edge and Orton notice themselves on the Titantron and wonder who the hell the bald serial killer is behind them.



After jumping to Raw and joining DX, his name was changed to X Punk and he automatically started getting X Punk heat.



The sixth member of the Spirit Squad, Bobby, tries to poke his head into the shot in the background.



*Whistle blows*

UNION!



Team Rated RKO were upset because they didn't know they were going to see Styx with a new lead singer.



No one knew why Estrada started talking with an Australian accent and yelling about sticking his finger in Sabu's butt hole.



Torrie: Is that a baby carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?



Bud Light premiered their new "Men of The Tall Ladder" commercial to minimal fanfare.



Moments before Jeff Hardy literally broke his ass.



JR: DAMN THAT TRIPLE H! He's put a glass ceiling between Jeff and the belt yet again!



Nitro: Ow! My testicles!

Melina: Honey, they're a lot lower than that.

Nitro: Not anymore!



Raw referees double as Designated Drivers.



This was moments after the referee wondered why Mickie James had two soft heads then he realized he would be getting sued for sexual harassment the next day.



Lita: *sings* I......I! WANNA DESTROY YOU!



Shao Khan: Fat Johny Cash Wins! Popless Victory



Edge: Slowly I turn....step by step...



Edge couldn't help but scream out in pain when the head of John Cena began growing from his shoulder.



Extreme Blind Wrestling....this Spring on Spike TV.



JR: My god! He's got a leg like a giraffe!

Joey Styles: *scribbles that down in his notebook*



Shawn Michaels promised the Royal Rumble and he kept his promise!

[FHgrad99]

I hope these don't suck too bad.




Cena (thinking): "Damn it Lashley, now is not the time to be playing grab ass."



Edge/John Cena/Mike Knox are wondering why Big Dick Johnson is heading their way.



Shawn Michaels soon realized that talking without his dentures in wasn't going to work.



Kenny: "Which one of the Spirit Squad farted? Was it Nicky!?, Mitch!?, Mikey!? or was it Johnny!?



The Big Show, Test and Umaga were disapointed that they made a wrong turn and didn't wind up in catering.



Mae Young is giving birth, again?



Estrada: "No, you are not getting a PS3. Wal-Mart was out of them."

Sabu: *cries*



Chris Masters tries to figure out why holding the microphone up to the side of his head doesn't work while cutting a promo.



Nitro's final exam for the class where you learn how to fall off an 8 foot ladder.



JR: "Bah Gawd King, Johnny Nitro is being attacked by a troll doll."





Jeff Hardy: "Whoa, what is that shiny thing? I've never seen one before."



Nitro: "Melina, you've been hanging around with Randy Orton haven't you."

Melina: "Of course, I haven't."

Nitro: "How do you explain the fact that you have me in a chinlock right now."



Referee: "This is the ugliest woman I've ever gone home with while sober."



Referee: "Crap, she doesn't need mouth-to-mouth."



Lita belches the alphabet to kill some time.



Dusty Rhodes: "Judo chop"



Edge: "These 5 second poses are no fun without Christian."



Edge morphs into Chris Jericho.



A little known fact was that some of Shawn Michael's offense was influenced by Shemp of the Three Stooges.



Cena: "Whoa Big Show, why do you have to pee in the ring now? "



Umaga also lifts his leg to pee.

[Chainsaw]

"You Two! Get Away From Him!! NOW!!!"

[Ace Diamond]

Jeff: Okay, now all I need to do is rotate RS until I find the sweet spot and then this belt will be mine and...wait...Nitro's getting up already? but I just put him through a table! *throws controller* eff you, game!


Apparently the Voodoo Kin Mafia's big plan was to change the scripting of Raw's ending to look like every ending to an iMPACT episode.

[heffer111]

the new lead singer of styx is good

[bigjimmy]

lildude8218 said:

Nitro: Ow! My testicles!

Melina: Honey, they're a lot lower than that.

Nitro: Not anymore!

comedy gold

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Mine is two part.





Nitro: Must..........GET TO..............BATHROOM............REALLY...................BAD!!!!!!! AHGGGGGGGGHHHH!





Ref: *Sniffing air.* Ugh! WHAT IS THAT!?!?!

Jeff: Oh my GAWD! I can smell that FROM OVER HERE!

[Sajoa Moe]

CM Punk strategically covers his nipples.



The shirts were supposed to say "Squat", as in what they've accomplished since their debut.



Since Piper was out of the Survivor Series match, Umaga felt rather silly being the only man in a dress.



Nitro and Melina are distracted by a shiny thing.



"YOOOOOOUUUUUU!!"



Nitro: LookwhatIcando!



X-TREME RED ROOSTER



"Tonga think man hurt. Tonga take man back to cave. Tonga care for hurt man."



"'Cause you've got me, and baby, I've got yooouuu...
Babe...I've got you babe..."



"Hey Kane, she's all ready for you!"



Show was disgusted as Shawn slowly morphed into Melina.

[Ultimo Chocula]

Three guys, six moves. Yay.

[Jiren]

Edge and Orton had yet to find out who shot Mr Burns


Shawn:"OH, I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE!!!!!"
HHH: Is that guy selling popcorn
Punk:*Thinking to himself* "I'm on RAW..............YES!!!!!!!


Big Show's Acapella band gets it's Big brerak on RAW


Knox, Helms,Orton & Edge were shocked at seeing an actual match on RAW, While Nitro & Milena were annoyed at the price of the PS3


AAE:"Now, what i want you to do is sneak up on him and JAM your thumb in his Butthole


Torrie was still in shock of still having a job


Nitro: I REGRET NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Nitro: "IF I COULD JUST FART"


Ref: "Come on love, Were going home
Jeff: "But I'm not GAY!!!"


The ref makes sure no ones looking before he cops a fell


"I AM THE ONE AND ONLY, NOBODY I'D RATHER BE!!!!!!!"


Dancing with Dusty gets dangerous


Edge: "IT WAS MAGGIE THAT SHOT MR BURNS"
Ref: "i'll be damned"
HHH: "Ummm guys, you do know that's years old"


Edge was shocked to see Cenas head growing on his shoulder


Show: "DUDE, where have those fingers been"


The PS3 launch turned nasty in a heartbeat

[catwoman]

fhgrad99 said:

Chris Masters tries to figure out why holding the microphone up to the side of his head doesn't work while cutting a promo.



JR: "Bah Gawd King, Johnny Nitro is being attacked by a troll doll."




Lita belches the alphabet to kill some time.



Edge: "These 5 second poses are no fun without Christian."

All of these win the night; however, the Troll doll one was totally inspired. Cheers.

[kevinhardy]

brilliant

[Sajoa Moe]

Mister Masters And His Ass (and his ass! and his ass!)


This week on "Mister Masters And His Ass", Mister Masters puts Torrie in the Assterlock.

[Tea & Crumpets]

The first ever 'Parachute Ladder Match' was not the best idea. Jeff Hardy miraculously landed on the ladder. Nitro was nto so lucky. They'll be trying to get the bloodstains off the canvass for months.



The power of static electricity!!!



Show quickly burst into giggles as Shawn's old-age short sightedness made him miss a chop by 3 feet.
[/quote]

[I Like Rocks]

You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

[Ace Diamond]

WEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL This is a test to see if j00 are scared of my Samoan BULLLLDOZZERR...UUUMAGGAAAA!

[mo]

lildude8218 said:

Kane: *snaps fingers and shakes head* Oh no he didn't!

That one is hilarious, great stuff there