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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2006 20:09:26 GMT -5
Khali taking driving test (in character) = gold *Khali and driving instructor in a small Ford Focus, rush hour traffic* Instructor: All right Khali, no need to get nervous, just be cool and don't be overzealous with the throttle and clutch. It's a bit of a packed spot here, but we'll get out of this just fine. Khali: BLARG! Instructor: That's good, now we're going to turn right from the next intersection. Take the right lane when you find a good spot, check the mirrors and use the turn signal... Khali: GRAHSASBJHSGJD! *starts turning to the right without checking mirrors or using signal and gets hit by another car from behind... triggering a chain reaction* *CRASH* *MORE CRASHES* *EVEN MORE CRASHES* *YET MORE CRASHES* *HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE AND CAR PARTS FLYING AROUND* *the dust settles and the driver Khali cut off comes to have a few words with them* Khali (opens window): BRGARHSGASHHASJKH? Driver: Hey, what the hell are you doing, you big old braindead oaf? I was staying in my lane and you just came and cut me off! What are you doing? What are you doing? You stupid dumb s*** god damn mother f... Khali: GRGAHMBARGAGRAHASJ?!! *Khali gets out of the car, takes a look at the driver and gives him a BRAIN CHOP!* Instructor: Khali, could you get back in the car? *gets BRAIN CHOPPED by Khali* I think that the Brain Chop is the newest fad move in wrestling.
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Bill.
ALF
Miser Brothers > Rated RKO
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Post by Bill. on Nov 20, 2006 20:19:50 GMT -5
*door bell rings*
JR: BAH GAWD, IT'S THE DOORBELL!
*walks to the door and opens the door.*
Mike: Hey.
JR: BAH GAWD IT'S MY NEIGHBOR MIKE, MIKE IS HERE! MIKE IS HERE! BAH GAWD!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2006 20:21:27 GMT -5
*door bell rings* JR: BAH GAWD, IT'S THE DOORBELL! *walks to the door and opens the door.* Mike: Hey. JR: BAH GAWD IT'S MY NEIGHBOR MIKE, MIKE IS HERE! MIKE IS HERE! BAH GAWD! *Hits him with microphone a la to Big Dick Johnson.* JR: Bah gawd, that Mike has a family!
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fes1
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Post by fes1 on Nov 20, 2006 20:41:36 GMT -5
RVD and Sabu ordering every item on the Taco Bell Late Nite Menu.
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Slapnutz McGee
Trap-Jaw
Can't wait to live, yet addicted to dying.
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Post by Slapnutz McGee on Nov 20, 2006 21:30:45 GMT -5
The Boogeyman pulls up at a stoplight and a woman walks up to his car.
Woman: Hey there, sexy! Would you like some company tonight?
Boogeyman: I'M THE BOOGEYMAN, AND I'M COMIN' TO GET YA!!!
Woman: Well, it'll be one hundred bucks, babe.
*Boogeyman smashed a clock over his head and throws some worms at her face*
Woman: Oh, so you're one of them freaky types. That'll be two hundred bucks.
*Boogeyman gets out of his car and crumps around the street.*
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Mr Captain Falcon
Dennis Stamp
So I could write anything in here and it'll be posted?
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Post by Mr Captain Falcon on Nov 20, 2006 21:48:45 GMT -5
Kane sitting in church.
Pastor: I'm glad we could all be joined here today, on the 19th day of May.
Kane: What's that supposed to mean!?
Pastor: Well, the 19th of May means May 19th!
Kane: Don't say that!
Pastor: May 19th?
Kane: Welcome to hell Pastor!
the rest is self explanatory
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Post by D2: Sweet & Sour Edition on Nov 20, 2006 23:18:26 GMT -5
RVD and Sabu ordering every item on the Taco Bell Late Nite Menu. Kid: Welcome to Taco Bell. Can I take your order? RVD: Yeah dude. Hey, I'll take one of those tacos. Yeah...a taco. Kid: Which one would you like, sir? RVD: Oh man, there's more than one? Woah dude. I'll take the meat taco. Kid: Sir, most of our tacos come with meat. RVD: Damn, dude. Alright, i'll take one of the meat tacos, one of the double meat tacos, a taco with meat, two tacos with double meat, a burrito, three nachos, a large Dr. Pepper, a large Dr. Pepper, a large Dr. Pepper, seven double meat tacos, a large pepperoni pizza, two triple cheeseburgers, a 3-piece chicken strip, two drumsticks, some biscuits, a double meat taco, and...uh... *yelling to the back seat* RVD: Hey Bu, you want anything? Sabu: ... RVD: Alright dude. He'll have what I'm having. Kid: *sigh* Just come up to the window. RVD: Whatever dude.
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