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Post by eJm on Nov 20, 2006 17:32:15 GMT -5
The title says it all, my friends.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2006 17:36:34 GMT -5
This would've only worked when MNM was still around, but here go.
(MNM at a photography store)
Guy: So you two guys do flash photography?
Mercury: Yup.
Guy: Well, my digital camera is broke. And I need something with a background. Make it bold, a good snapshot that's one for the books.
Nitro: Don't worry, we can help! *Doing snapshot pose.* Say cheeese!
Guy: Cheeeeese. *Nitro and Mercury give the guy the Snapshot.*
Mercury: Now THAT's what I call a "Snapshot!"
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Post by eJm on Nov 20, 2006 17:39:23 GMT -5
Ahh...so I didn't explain myself well.
Ahh, screw it, you guys run wild. *sits back and eats Popcorn*
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Post by hutter on Nov 20, 2006 17:44:20 GMT -5
I'm curious how someone like the Great Khali goes about getting his green card or a driving permit.
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Unicron
THAT'S HARDCORE!!!1
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Post by Mista T on Nov 20, 2006 17:49:56 GMT -5
Khali taking driving test (in character) = gold
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Nov 20, 2006 17:53:33 GMT -5
The Rock picking up girls.
Rock: "So what's your name?"
Girl: "Well, it's.."
Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!"
Man, I'd LOVE to try that one.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2006 18:09:28 GMT -5
Estrada and Umaga as car dealers.
Estrada: So, joo like this convertible, do joo? Well, I give it to joo for, how joo say, $300, haha.
Customer: How about $250?
Umaga: SAMOA!!! *spikes the customer*
Estrada: Just so joo know, that means no, haha.
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Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Nov 20, 2006 18:12:07 GMT -5
::Vader is seated, looking grumpy, at a restaraunt::
Vader: MANAGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::The manager comes over::
Manager: Y...yes, sir?
Vader: THIS PLACE IS ALL YOU CAN EAT, RIGHT?
Manager: Y...ye...yes, bu-
Vader: I'M STILL HUNGRY!
Manager: BUT WE'RE OUT OF FOOD! YOU ATE....EVERYTHING!
Vader: IMPOSSIBLE, BRING ME ANOTHER WHEELBARROW OF MASHED POTATOES AND GRAVY!
Manager: .....sir you've eaten every last potato in all of Idaho!
Vader:.......... ITS VADER TIME!!! ::Powerbomb::
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Post by Neodymium on Nov 20, 2006 18:14:31 GMT -5
"Hi, my name is Kevin Na.."
*tears quad*
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HA HA HA...posting.
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Post by Sim on Nov 20, 2006 18:26:48 GMT -5
McDonalds cashier: Can I help you sir?
*Mr. Kennedy holds out his hand, stopping the cashier, then raises it, while a microphone lowers from the roof*
Kennedy: First of all, I am not your ordinary man, no. I am the greatest superstar on the WWE roster, not the kind of man that would be addressed as simply "sir". I am a god among men, a king of kings, and you will all bow before my greatness. That being said, as I hail from GREEN BAY, WIS-CON-SIN, I am a fan of cheese. Therefore, you shall serve me a quarter pound burger, WITH CHEESE. And it shall come with french fries, AND A COKE. That make my order... a COMBOOOOOO NUMMBBBBEERRRRR FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
*gets up on the counter, pauses, brings mic close*
Kennedy: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Nov 20, 2006 18:26:52 GMT -5
"Hi, my name is Kevin Na.." *tears quad* Damn. You win. |
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Post by boiledewokthe3rd on Nov 20, 2006 18:29:25 GMT -5
Exclusive picture of The Great Khali waiting in line for a Wii  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2006 18:32:07 GMT -5
Exclusive picture of The Great Khali waiting in line for a Wii We have a winner! |
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Post by salTy on Nov 20, 2006 18:59:00 GMT -5
Jerry Lawler at a cheerleader convention.
No, no, that can't end well.
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Post by hutter on Nov 20, 2006 19:07:56 GMT -5
Okay, he's TNA instead of WWE talent, but I'd love to see how James Mitchell would behave at a church revival.
What I don't want to see: Pat Patterson, Steve Lombardi, Nova, Perry Saturn, Austin Idol, The Colorado Kid, Bert Prentiss, Bill Blevins, AMW, Howard Finkel, Orlando Jordan or Chris Kanyon at a Christopher Street rally.
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Post by ukatch on Nov 20, 2006 19:07:57 GMT -5
Mark Jindrak at a tollbooth
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2006 19:08:58 GMT -5
Mark Jindrak at a tollbooth That seems realistic. Whatever happened to the "Reflection of Imperfection" after being wished well in his future endeavors? |
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Post by ukatch on Nov 20, 2006 19:13:58 GMT -5
He's in Deep South wrestling
Mortis and Glacier watching the new Brad Garret sitcom
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2006 19:15:29 GMT -5
He's in Deep South wrestling Mortis and Glacier watching the new Brad Garret sitcom DSW, eh? I guess that means he'll be back in the 'E soon enough. Hopefully, he won't use a punch as a finisher, either. |
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Post by shiranui on Nov 20, 2006 20:02:22 GMT -5
Khali taking driving test (in character) = gold *Khali and driving instructor in a small Ford Focus, rush hour traffic* Instructor: All right Khali, no need to get nervous, just be cool and don't be overzealous with the throttle and clutch. It's a bit of a packed spot here, but we'll get out of this just fine. Khali: BLARG! Instructor: That's good, now we're going to turn right from the next intersection. Take the right lane when you find a good spot, check the mirrors and use the turn signal... Khali: GRAHSASBJHSGJD! *starts turning to the right without checking mirrors or using signal and gets hit by another car from behind... triggering a chain reaction* *CRASH* *MORE CRASHES* *EVEN MORE CRASHES* *YET MORE CRASHES* *HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE AND CAR PARTS FLYING AROUND* *the dust settles and the driver Khali cut off comes to have a few words with them* Khali (opens window): BRGARHSGASHHASJKH? Driver: Hey, what the hell are you doing, you big old braindead oaf? I was staying in my lane and you just came and cut me off! What are you doing? What are you doing? You stupid dumb s*** god damn mother f... Khali: GRGAHMBARGAGRAHASJ?!! *Khali gets out of the car, takes a look at the driver and gives him a BRAIN CHOP!* Instructor: Khali, could you get back in the car? *gets BRAIN CHOPPED by Khali* |
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