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Post by chazraps on Feb 8, 2010 18:31:33 GMT -5
I've been doing this a couple years now, but whenever I get something really poorly written I tend to pass it on to my friends and save it. It only occurred to me today when I couldn't shake a particularly bad one out of my head that other people might do this too. Anybody? I know my file goes back to at least 2005, and Patton Oswalt has a great bit about horribly worded spam emails too. Here's my write-up on the bad email in question (work safe): bit.ly/dna3XvSo me wat'cha got! |
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JerryArr: Hat!
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Post by JerryArr: Hat! on Feb 8, 2010 19:09:12 GMT -5
Here's one of my faves.  |
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Wade Wilson
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Post by chazraps on Feb 9, 2010 11:10:23 GMT -5
Jerry, that is AWESOME. Did you follow up with her? She sounds like she have beautiful chest
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Ben Wyatt
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I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Feb 9, 2010 11:24:00 GMT -5
I read that as 'awful *sperm* emails'.
Ill be leaving now
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Feb 9, 2010 12:53:47 GMT -5
I read that as 'awful *sperm* emails'. Ill be leaving now Leave, and take your sperm emails with you. I'll be leaving now. |
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Feb 9, 2010 13:14:32 GMT -5
Sometimes I do, just because I like the subject line, and it makes me go "giggity".
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 9, 2010 14:17:57 GMT -5
Nope and those are the only emails I get now. I bet I haven't gotten an actual email in at least 2 years.
Now they're just getting sloppy, with poor spelling on the horrible things they apparently contain.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
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Post by chazraps on Feb 9, 2010 17:37:51 GMT -5
I read that as 'awful *sperm* emails'. Ill be leaving now These are not mutually exclusive. |
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JerryArr: Hat!
Mephisto
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Post by JerryArr: Hat! on Feb 9, 2010 18:54:41 GMT -5
Jerry, that is AWESOME. Did you follow up with her? She sounds like she have beautiful chest Oh, of course. AND she's high. What else do you want from a girl? When I that saw email, I decided for myself: must. |
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Post by biafra on Feb 9, 2010 18:55:59 GMT -5
I'm too afraid of viruses to open something that looks spammy.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
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Post by chazraps on Feb 9, 2010 19:17:40 GMT -5
I'm too afraid of viruses to open something that looks spammy. You know it's the Mac Militant. |
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Post by Will Has 'Til Five, Ref on Feb 9, 2010 20:58:12 GMT -5
Here's one of my faves. She has yellow eyes? She might want to have that checked. |
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 9, 2010 21:01:22 GMT -5
I like that she has representations in the circus. It's what you know, it's who you know.
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Feb 9, 2010 21:19:23 GMT -5
I love getting ones from the future. I have one already marked on 2/14/10 in my spam box.
I got one from a guy named John Morrison and he tells me he makes all his money betting on sports games and i'm one of the lucky guys he's going to share his secret with!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Feb 9, 2010 21:45:20 GMT -5
LOL! what a generous fella that John Morrison is!!
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Post by Dr. Mantis Toboggan on Feb 9, 2010 22:35:44 GMT -5
I love getting ones from the future. I have one already marked on 2/14/10 in my spam box. I got one from a guy named John Morrison and he tells me he makes all his money betting on sports games and i'm one of the lucky guys he's going to share his secret with!!!!!!!!!!! I hope you know that John Morrison is just a psudonym for Biff Tannen. You'd better respond. |
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Post by default on Feb 9, 2010 22:38:45 GMT -5
I got one from "Payton Clark" and made a picture based on it...  |
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SAJ Forth
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Post by SAJ Forth on Feb 9, 2010 23:38:02 GMT -5
I delete The Viagrea e-Mails.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
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Post by chazraps on Feb 10, 2010 14:50:26 GMT -5
I got one from "Payton Clark" and made a picture based on it... I can haz awsum tshirt? Seriously, that's a gold mine. |
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Feb 10, 2010 15:14:29 GMT -5
It's not really that I keep it on purpose, but I'm getting so much of it, and since they use randomly created accounts, the spam blocker doesn't even help, so I've pretty much given up, and it's part of the reason I don't check my e-mails as much as I used to.
Anyway, nothing particularly hilarious about that one, I just thought the horrible spelling and the incredible obvious bot were funny, and a good example of why spam is so ridicculous. Oh, and I don't even have a yahoo address:
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