Story from today's news that made me laugh

[anticonscience]

www.buffalonews.com/437/story/950335.html

WHEATFIELD—A motorist stopped on Luther Street for having heavily tinted windows ended up in heavy trouble Sunday after Niagara County sheriff’s deputies said they noticed a strong odor of marijuana coming from his vehicle and a large amount of ashes on his lap.

Asked by deputies if he was “done smoking,” Alexander T. Skupien, 18, of Forbes Street, North Tonawanda, turned over a bag in his center console, which he explained was for him and his friends for a concert, and “cost him 200 buckaroos,” deputies reported. “Any chance of letting bygones being bygones and letting me have it back?” he asked deputies, according to reports.

Deputies confiscated the pot, which they said had a total weight of more than 25 grams, and charged Skupien with fifth-degree criminal possession of marijuana after the 2:30 a. m. traffic stop.

He was further charged with driving without a seat belt, inadequate windshield wipers, operating an unregistered motor vehicle and tinted side windows.

[Perd]

A person I know is a huge pothead. My friend's wedding was around Christmas, and we are all sitting around the Groom's room, when said person walked in. He just reeked of pot, the Groom's soon to be brother-in-law looks at him and says, "My God man.", the person looked back and said, "It's the Holidays, man.". It was awesome.

["Hollywood" Cactus Matt]

A co-worker of mine walked into work this morning and I seriously had to ask her, "Did you run over a skunk on your way in today?" When she replied that she didn't, I said, "I didn't think so..."

At first she was confused, but eventually she smiled.