Ode To The Cute Check-Out Girl At Wal-Mart...

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

Oh, check-out girl at Wal-Mart who I saw again last night,
You are so lovely,
Your hair is always such a pretty color,
Sometimes Black,
Sometimes red,
Today it was a beautiful orange red black combination,
It looked like a sunset,
And that tattoo on your arm,
I don't know what it is but it's very nice to look at,
And wonder to myself "What is that?"
And you are so graceful and speedy the way you checked out my items,
You handled my items with such care,
Making sure the bread wasn't squished and the cold items were placed together,
I see you almost every time I go to shop for groceries,
Because I go late when they aren't many people,
And you must enjoy the night too,
You may have checked me out last night,
But rest assured I check you out every time I go shopping.

[Lupin the Third]

Ok, you and I live in the same city. Which Wal-Mart is this at?

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

Let's see, it's the one near 41st street on Louise Avenue. Across from the Mall.

[Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa]

That is the most beautiful poem ever written by a tuber.

[Lupin the Third]

Huh, maybe I'm not looking hard enough. I've have to check it out the next time I'm there.

[Tapout]

[theryno665]

This needs to go on Craigslist under Missed Connections post haste.

[Hypnotix]

I refuse to believe that anything attractive with boobs works at Wal Mart.

[Deleted]

Feb 16, 2010 22:36:44 GMT -5 Hypnotix said:

I refuse to believe that anything attractive with boobs works at Wal Mart.

You'll be surprised but they are usually young single moms who party a lot and do cocaine. Hell how can they afford cocaine? Isn't cocaine expensive and hell of a drug?

[kidtamagotchi]

Feb 16, 2010 22:36:44 GMT -5 Hypnotix said:

I refuse to believe that anything attractive with boobs works at Wal Mart.

Oh there are! I've been trying to get a job there for years, but every week, it seems, there's a few new hot girls working there.

[Avalanche Alvarez]

Feb 16, 2010 20:32:37 GMT -5 Non Banjoble Tokens said:

Oh, check-out girl at Wal-Mart who I saw again last night,
You are so lovely,
Your hair is always such a pretty color,
Sometimes Black,
Sometimes red,
Today it was a beautiful orange red black combination,
It looked like a sunset,
And that tattoo on your arm,
I don't know what it is but it's very nice to look at,
And wonder to myself "What is that?"
And you are so graceful and speedy the way you checked out my items,
You handled my items with such care,
Making sure the bread wasn't squished and the cold items were placed together,
I see you almost every time I go to shop for groceries,
Because I go late when they aren't many people,
And you must enjoy the night too,
You may have checked me out last night,
But rest assured I check you out every time I go shopping.

Not since "Son Of A Bitch At THe McDonald's Drive Thru" have I been this impressed.
Nice work.

[MiLB Fan]

First thing that popped into my head when I saw the thread title:


*Warning: Language*

[Annette]

That is very sweet, print out a copy and give it to her. She'll either swoon, or get a PPO.

[Big L]

Niceeeeeeeee

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

I saw her briefly again last night. Her hair was a dark red this time. *siiiiigh* So pretty.

[B.B.M]

So I'll take it, that you'll be banned from there in a few days.

[Insomniac]

Feb 24, 2010 15:13:40 GMT -5 Non Banjoble Tokens said:

I saw her briefly again last night. Her hair was a dark red this time. *siiiiigh* So pretty.

I'd suggest you sneak up behind her and try to steal a lock of her hair, but I'm sure the thought has already gone through your mind. Numerous times, even

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

Feb 24, 2010 16:40:13 GMT -5 Insomniac said:

Feb 24, 2010 15:13:40 GMT -5 Non Banjoble Tokens said:

I saw her briefly again last night. Her hair was a dark red this time. *siiiiigh* So pretty.

I'd suggest you sneak up behind her and try to steal a lock of her hair, but I'm sure the thought has already gone through your mind. Numerous times, even

Why, good sir I'm sure I have no idea what you are talking about. My intentions with this young lady are nothing less than admirable.

[Lupin the Third]

Feb 24, 2010 15:23:12 GMT -5 B.B.M said:

So I'll take it, that you'll be banned from there in a few days.

I think he'd have to do something pretty damn drastic to be banned from that hellhole.