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Post by veggietale on Nov 10, 2006 20:27:45 GMT -5
well we have one for the divas,why not the men.
cm punk-tell him hes better than chuck norris leading to chuck norris killing him.
samoa joe-force him to not kill people by looking at them.
any others?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2006 20:32:19 GMT -5
Rob Conway: force him to job... oh wait.
Cade and Murdoch: Bury them on Heat... oops.
Shannon Moore: Promote him for three months and then job out... wait... DAMMIT!
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Post by limoloco484 on Nov 10, 2006 21:00:20 GMT -5
Force Orton to go to the milatary or he's fired, Force Cena to not listen to Rap or RandB, Force Edge to make the 40 days 40 nights vow to not have any sex whatsoever for that time period, Force Shawn Micheals to shave his head, Force Matt Hardy to not go onto message boards to complain about his lack of pushes to fellow interneters. Tell Ron Simmons the next time he says damn the lord will punish him. Tell JBL to shut up and let Cole do most of the talking. Tell Triple H Vince dosen't think he appreciates where he's at so he's gotta be the Brooklyn Brawler of the E for a year. Or tell Triple H he isn't really the father of his child, it's Kurt Angle. Imangine the baby saying, "Listen here Mister! I got a messy diaper, and you're gonna change it bucko! Or im gonna play Jimmy Crack Corn on my guitar til you do..it's true..it's DAMN TRUE!" Tell Chris Beniot that the Ultimate Warrior is a better technicial wrestler than he could ever dream to be. Tell Chavo and Rey Misterio that they got to use expliot Eddie to make the company some money (Opps!). Tell Kennedy that if he ever says his last name twice in a row again he'll be fired. Force the rest of the locker room to listen to Paul Bearer sing sad love songs for 3 hours. Foriegner, Boyz 2 Men, R. Kelly..all done by Paul Bearer.
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Nov 10, 2006 21:10:28 GMT -5
Make them watch One Tree Hll and The OC.
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Nov 10, 2006 21:13:02 GMT -5
well we have one for the divas,why not the men. cm punk-tell him hes better than chuck norris leading to chuck norris killing him. samoa joe-force him to not kill people by looking at them. any others? i didn't know samoa joe was a wwe wrestler |
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Post by h12hardcore on Nov 10, 2006 21:16:27 GMT -5
Do an entire show built not around wrestling or promos, but around each person giving a one word description of themselves.
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Post by dirtydickraines on Nov 10, 2006 21:16:46 GMT -5
Have Johnny Ace send out Christmas cards that say, "We at the WWE Wish you the best in all of your....
Christmas Happenings. Merry Christmas!"
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nisi
Vegeta
Da Bears
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Post by nisi on Nov 10, 2006 21:52:16 GMT -5
After seeing Boogeyman tonight, the old Spit Worm Bits Directly Into His Mouth seems pretty much like torture.
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Post by Smark4lyfe on Nov 10, 2006 21:54:09 GMT -5
Listen to K-Fed rap...
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Post by gsguy on Nov 10, 2006 22:22:05 GMT -5
Make them watch classic WWF and say "they'll never be that good again."
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Post by careless on Nov 10, 2006 22:29:19 GMT -5
Just make them watch highlight videos of other wrestlers who are far less talented in the ring that are being pushed to the moon while they are left in obscurity for seemingly no reason.
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Post by Nickie James on Nov 11, 2006 8:25:47 GMT -5
... Uhh.. Sexually?
Well, I'd put them in a room alone with Kevin Federline... for five minutes.
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Nov 11, 2006 8:43:52 GMT -5
1) put it away, vince
2) alright, its time for visagra!
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Post by angryfan on Nov 11, 2006 9:25:39 GMT -5
Just make them watch highlight videos of other wrestlers who are far less talented in the ring that are being pushed to the moon while they are left in obscurity for seemingly no reason. Lance Storm once said that's how he makes himself look angry in the ring. He reminds himself of all the money they paid Lex Luger compared to him, and it does the trick. |
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Post by Topher is Human on Nov 11, 2006 9:27:24 GMT -5
Tight shirts?
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Post by AmericanDragon420 on Nov 11, 2006 11:10:56 GMT -5
Make them watch tapes of Raw from the past 3-4 years.
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Post by Jake Robert's Dealer!!! on Nov 11, 2006 11:25:57 GMT -5
Batista: Make him work a 45 minute match with JBL.
Chris Masters: WWE wellness program... oh wait
Cena: Make him a Nestle Crunch bar while looking at Snitsky's back
Lita: Take a bow of celebecy
Sting: Bar him from appearing on TBN
Those are a few I can think of for now.
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V.R.Punk
AC Slater
Punk is god
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Post by V.R.Punk on Nov 11, 2006 11:29:47 GMT -5
make a match between king booker & the great khali
loser can face only Cena in the rest of his career
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Post by Smark4lyfe on Nov 11, 2006 11:33:23 GMT -5
versing anybody for the rest of the carreer is bad...actually no...because you would know the oppenet that you cna have an 5 star match
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Post by viscera on Nov 11, 2006 11:33:37 GMT -5
William Regal: Chris Jericho continually pisses in his mouth, Vito holds his dress over his face, and he is forced to stand completely nude while Pat Patterson pleasures himself to the sight, as he must listen to Tony Schavonie saying this is the greatest moment in the history of our sport over and over... for all eternity.
WOW... I'm a monster.
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