The John Cena hate thread

[V.R.Punk]

Here's the long awaited return of the jon cena haters area.Lets share our hate people

[cocainedbrain]

I hate the fact that I am so uninterested in the guy WWE wants to be the main face of their company for years to come. I don't hate John Cena, nor do I think he has an awful character, just one that interests me zero and happens to be the main focus of the bookers.

[THE Dinobot]

Wow, what a novel concept!

I'll be the first, in a long line, to say I dislike the guy because he isn't purple. Purple people are the best.

[Deleted]

heeeeey... arent you the guy who posts to himself?

[Erik Majorwitz]

I like John Cena.

[Red 'n' Black Reggie]

i like cena, but the way he is being booked makes that near impossible.

["Hollywood" Cactus Matt]

And now, inspired by everyone's favorite Warrior, Thug, and Cena loyalist ... a poem.

J is for the way you jump when you head on down the ramp
O is for the originality of calling Lita a tramp
H is for Hunter, whom at 'Mania you beat
N is for never, which is when you'll taste defeat
C is for cowardly, which we could never claim you are
E is for entertainment, which you provide in spades so far
N is for never, which is when you'll drop the belt
A is for men's asses, plenty of which you've felt

Spell it all out to make it say John Cena
Adolescent girls all want to see his weena
The Marine John Triton, The Prototype, Word Life
If someone tried to harm you I'd cut them with a knife


And that was a poem by Cactus Matt, inspired by WarriorWhateverHisNameIsThisWeek, Thank you.

*bows*

EDIT: I don't really have a huge problem with Cena ... I just wish they'd move him out of the main events for a while. Get some fresh faces in there. It's been Cena vs. Edge forever now, and now it's going to be Cena vs. Umaga and probably Cena vs. Orton heading into 'Mania next year. It's like Hulkamania all over again, and I pulled for the undercard guys then, too.

[Red 'n' Black Reggie]

cactusmatt said:

And now, inspired by everyone's favorite Warrior, Thug, and Cena loyalist ... a poem.

J is for the way you jump when you head on down the ramp
O is for the originality of calling Lita a tramp
H is for Hunter, whom at 'Mania you beat
N is for never, which is when you'll taste defeat
C is for cowardly, which we could never claim you are
E is for entertainment, which you provide in spades so far
N is for never, which is when you'll drop the belt
A is for men's asses, plenty of which you've felt

Spell it all out to make it say John Cena
Adolescent girls all want to see his weena
The Marine John Triton, The Prototype, Word Life
If someone tried to harm you I'd cut them with a knife


And that was a poem by Cactus Matt, inspired by WarriorWhateverHisNameIsThisWeek, Thank you.

*bows*

EDIT: I don't really have a huge problem with Cena ... I just wish they'd move him out of the main events for a while. Get some fresh faces in there. It's been Cena vs. Edge forever now, and now it's going to be Cena vs. Umaga and probably Cena vs. Orton heading into 'Mania next year. It's like Hulkamania all over again, and I pulled for the undercard guys then, too.

*applauds*

[DrBackflipsHoffman]

dinobotbprime said:

Wow, what a novel concept!

I'll be the first, in a long line, to say I dislike the guy because he isn't purple. Purple people are the best.

You'd like to see him more like this??

[Nickie James]

cactusmatt said:

And now, inspired by everyone's favorite Warrior, Thug, and Cena loyalist ... a poem.

J is for the way you jump when you head on down the ramp
O is for the originality of calling Lita a tramp
H is for Hunter, whom at 'Mania you beat
N is for never, which is when you'll taste defeat
C is for cowardly, which we could never claim you are
E is for entertainment, which you provide in spades so far
N is for never, which is when you'll drop the belt
A is for men's asses, plenty of which you've felt

Spell it all out to make it say John Cena
Adolescent girls all want to see his weena
The Marine John Triton, The Prototype, Word Life
If someone tried to harm you I'd cut them with a knife


And that was a poem by Cactus Matt, inspired by WarriorWhateverHisNameIsThisWeek, Thank you.

*bows*

EDIT: I don't really have a huge problem with Cena ... I just wish they'd move him out of the main events for a while. Get some fresh faces in there. It's been Cena vs. Edge forever now, and now it's going to be Cena vs. Umaga and probably Cena vs. Orton heading into 'Mania next year. It's like Hulkamania all over again, and I pulled for the undercard guys then, too.

A work of art, my friend. *claps*

[careless]

I'm so very tired of him. They need to send him to OVW for more seasoning. And by send him to OVW for more seasoning, I mean take him out back and shoot him as one would a lame horse. Just kidding ;D, I think.

[ilggant]

dinobotbprime said:

Wow, what a novel concept!

I'll be the first, in a long line, to say I dislike the guy because he isn't purple. Purple people are the best.

to hell with purple people! unless they're suffocating. [/Mitch Hedberg]

[Topher is Human]

Cena smells, he smells like a smelly fart which doesn't smell too good due to that fact that the smelly fart smells

[EvilShadow76]

I've just become numb as far as Cena is concerned these days. Whenever he pops up on screen...the channel changes. I'm not gonna suffer through his crappy matches or stupid segments that aren't funny or entertaining anymore.

That's the best way to deal with this guy. Hopefully one day his merchandise sales will drop greatly and they'll find someone else to take his place. Until then I just won't watch any main event with him in it even if I like the opponet he's facing.

[4real]

I hate the fact that he comes across as the class nerd that just sits there and takes everything that HHH, Edge, King Booker & even Angle toss as him verbally and comes out with weak retorts like:

Y2 Cheap
I will beat his ass
You are looking down the barrel of a loaded gun
You wanna get gritty, we getting gritty Rated R superstar

Heck he even nodded when HHH said he wasn't a good wrestler!!

[odanobunaga]

The feud with HHH killed him for me. His promos agains´t Triple H where sad and funny. They went like that:

"You are the greates wrestler alive. You are the best. You deserve this title more than me. This title has your name on it. You can outwrestle me. You can beat me with easy. You are the only guy who deserve the title "king of kings". BUT YOUI KNOW WHAT? YOU NEVER BEAT ME BEFORE!"

¬¬

[Ben Wyatt]

Is this thread really necessary?

[angryfan]

You fools, don't you realize what you've done? We almost had the beast satiated and gone, but now we'll be getting random, disconnected rants on the cuddle factor of John Cena, using the name of some previous gimmick he had. We will hear about how he's loyal and trustworthy and kind and funny and how he always calls the next morning and, and...damn it!

[Topher is Human]

angryfan said:

You fools, don't you realize what you've done? We almost had the beast satiated and gone, but now we'll be getting random, disconnected rants on the cuddle factor of John Cena, using the name of some previous gimmick he had. We will hear about how he's loyal and trustworthy and kind and funny and how he always calls the next morning and, and...damn it!

You forgot the part about Cena not leaving the toilet seat up

[careless]

coltcabana said:

angryfan said:

You fools, don't you realize what you've done? We almost had the beast satiated and gone, but now we'll be getting random, disconnected rants on the cuddle factor of John Cena, using the name of some previous gimmick he had. We will hear about how he's loyal and trustworthy and kind and funny and how he always calls the next morning and, and...damn it!

You forgot the part about Cena not leaving the toilet seat up

Also, I hear he once braved a runaway grease fire to save a wounded kitten. Just telling you what I heard.