Crapper's Rumble Strategy

[mrrotten]

What would be your strategy if you were entered in the Royal Rumble?

I would:

First take my getting to the wrong. What's the deal with guys running to the ring? The longer before I get in the ring the less I'll be in the ring and having the chance of getting eliminated.

Second, avoid fighting people unless I have to, basically hide.

Third, never stop somebody from eliminating somebody else (maybe help out), unless maybe I'm a tag-team member and my partner is going to be eliminated. I know, "there's no friends in the Royal Rumble", but partners should work together as long as they can, so at least one them can get the title shot.

[The Tank]

I'd slip under the bottom rope and hide under the ring until it looks like someone else won. Then I'd come out and throw them over the top.

[Dub H]

what tank said

[Capt. Internet Darling]

I would do this:



3:44.

[Deleted]

I'd handcuff myself to the bottom rope

[White Trash Lucha]

Mine would be to go in and haul ass, but this would most likely happen

[mrrotten]

Jan 16, 2010 18:24:56 GMT -5 Dub H said:

what tank said

Yeah, Tank's idea is a good one, plus you could see if Horny's got any more stashes of beers under there.

[Deleted]

Jan 16, 2010 18:28:08 GMT -5 @cyclonechyno said:

I'd handcuff myself to the bottom rope

this was my first thought as well

[H-Fist]

Pull a Road Dogg. Lie down in a corner and cower, pick my spots to contribute to eliminations, and never enter into a one-on-one confrontation or be an aggressor. Depending on my number drawn, I'd either have energy saved up by the time I could no longer employ that strategy, or I would have entered late enough to avoid much of the boot-stomping.

[JoDaNa1281]

I would have 2 strategies
Plan A: Enter the ring, then slide out & either go under the ring or to the top of the ramp or backstage & watch on the monitor to see when to return or
Plan B: If someone comes after me outside the ring, do just like Regal did in that video & fake an ankle injury, then sneak in & eliminate the last person to win.

[brotherbruti]

Jan 16, 2010 18:56:43 GMT -5 H-Fist said:

Pull a Road Dogg. Lie down in a corner and cower, pick my spots to contribute to eliminations, and never enter into a one-on-one confrontation or be an aggressor. Depending on my number drawn, I'd either have energy saved up by the time I could no longer employ that strategy, or I would have entered late enough to avoid much of the boot-stomping.

Beat me to it. Road Dogg doing the bottom rope hug would be my move. AKA the potato bug defense. Tuck your head and if somebody kicks you hard in the coccyx so be it.

[Brick Killed a Guy]

To paraphrase Bobby Heenan, I'd go into the ring carrying a wrench.

[Nuke is Good]

I'd be good friends with Triple H.

[Deleted]

Gang up on the larger threats, keep in the corners as best as I can, turn on people when I have to. Cheat to win.

[ericv1]

While all the wrestlecrapers here are doing it the easy and lazy..(though smart and useful) way, i'd go in there head on and start making temporary alliances with anyone I see. Help people eliminate others and stay the hell away from big guys or anyone on the virge of eliminating more than one person. Like a vulture, i'll pick the bones of who is left. HHH Clotheslines Cena over the ropes, I sneak up and eliminate him.

[Celgress]

Jan 16, 2010 18:17:51 GMT -5 The Tank said:

I'd slip under the bottom rope and hide under the ring until it looks like someone else won. Then I'd come out and throw them over the top.

Same here

[Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift]

Run in, immediately take two finishers, roll out under the bottom rope, dead.

As the two final guys are having their dramatic fight on the ropes moment, I eliminate them both.

Ideally.

[Pounder]

I'd plead number dyslexia and come out at 31

[casualobserver]

Jan 16, 2010 18:17:51 GMT -5 The Tank said:

I'd slip under the bottom rope and hide under the ring until it looks like someone else won. Then I'd come out and throw them over the top.

This, except I'd wait until the next night on RAW to do this while he was celebrating in the ring. I'll say that I was never eliminated, thus the Rumble continued into the next day. I'll then claim victory in the longest Rumble in WWE history.

[White Trash Lucha]

Jan 16, 2010 23:44:30 GMT -5 Pounder said:

I'd plead number dyslexia and come out at 31

Now theres an idea..