Orton to star...

[Jobes]

According to the Variety report Dave Scherer wrote about earlier today, the WWE Studios film "Big Red" will feature Randy Orton. The plot of the coming of film reads, "In 1965, as the world changes all around him, 12-year-old Andy Nichol comes of age when he's asked by his favorite teacher, Mr. Simon, to partner with school outcast Big Red for an English assignment." No word on who Orton will be playing in the film yet. WWE acquired the script with the idea of tailoring it to one of their talents a few months back.

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Most of the budget will go toward make-up to cover Orton's tattoos.

[Magician under the moonlight]

I guess this is going to be a comedy. Orton could be Mr. Simon so he can punt the kids who fails.

[Tyfo]

Jan 19, 2010 16:08:12 GMT -5 Magician under the moonlight said:

I guess this is going to be a comedy. Orton could be Mr. Simon so he can punt the kids who fails.

Michael Cole will play the principal, so after Orton punts the kid, he comes over the PA screaming VINTAGE VIPER!

[Yami Daimao]

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[Zen411]

A WWE movie called Big Red without Kane in it? What??

BTW if this gets Orton to take a leave of absence I am all for it.

[Deleted]

So is this movie a speculative biopic about how Orton learns how to deliver promos?

[Phil Parent]

Orton will play the teacher I'm thinking.

He wanted to be a school teacher had wrestling not worked out for him...if you can believe that.

Mr. Orton: "Your exam....you failed....43%....I'm dissapointed....evolution....is not that big a mystery, kid"

Kid: "Uhhhhhhhh....."

Mr. Orton "STUPID!!! STUPID!!! STUPID!!!!"

*RKO, Punt, Release The Doves Pose*

[jivesoulbrah]

Hey kid! Yeah you in the back that keeps talking, SHUTCHERMOUF and do your Algebra!

[Pounder]

Nude scene please?

[Dub H]

Then Sheamus kick orton,and they reveal HE is the big red,and then a Kid yells:


"Kill him some more,Big Red!"

[Mr Captain Falcon]

Jan 19, 2010 19:45:15 GMT -5 Pounder said:

Nude scene please?

...... swrong wit you???

[Pancakes]

They need to cast Kane as Big Red. Just say he got held back in school.

[Pounder]

Jan 19, 2010 20:33:38 GMT -5 Mr Captain Falcon said:

Jan 19, 2010 19:45:15 GMT -5 Pounder said:

Nude scene please?

...... swrong wit you???

Oh yes, sorry. PG. Forgot.

[Big L]

Director:and action!...oops I mean uh cut!
Orton: stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

[kingoftheiwc]

Director Action Action
Orton WHAT!
Director You see dead people.

[Magician under the moonlight]

Jan 19, 2010 16:52:40 GMT -5 Zen411 said:

A WWE movie called Big Red without Kane in it? What??

BTW if this gets Orton to take a leave of absence I am all for it.

If I am not mistaken, Kane does have a teaching degree. So we cannot leave him out completly.

[MCMGM]

Jan 19, 2010 21:47:46 GMT -5 Pounder said:

Jan 19, 2010 20:33:38 GMT -5 Mr Captain Falcon said:

...... swrong wit you???

Oh yes, sorry. PG. Forgot.

lol.

[Avalanche Alvarez]

AND it's not backed by a major studio because the WWE cut ties?
This is going to be all kinds of suck.
Unless Orton gets a walk on roll to RKO the various actors during dramatic scenes.

[Back to being Cenanuff]

Jan 19, 2010 19:55:02 GMT -5 Dub H said:

Then Sheamus kick orton,and they reveal HE is the big red,and then a Kid yells:


"Kill him some more,Big Red!"

I would stand in line for this.

[Urethra Franklin]

"Big Red" has to be the new Russian kid, so he must be played by Vladdy Kozlov.

Hilarity will ensue. By God, how it will ensue!