He is booked for the Rumble (Joke)

[Jeremy]

Reports are Vince McMahon has contacted 63 year old Texas journeyman wrestler Dennis Stamp to appear at the Royal Rumble. Famous for his appearance on Beyond The Mat, where he frequently referenced the fact that he was not booked, McMahon reportedly has gone so far as to offer Stamp a spot in the Royal Rumble because he thinks it will be a great treat for the Atlanta fans that they will find funny.

It is rumored that despite the fact that the movie came out 11 years ago, McMahon just saw it a few weeks ago. He also recently purchased a DVD player, calling it the most advanced piece of technology he has ever seen and he reportedly told anyone he came across in WWE headquarters that his main goal right now is making headway in this brand new form of media so they can get ahead of competitors before it is too late. When informed that the DVD format has been around for well over a decade and a half, he was so shocked, he told people near by to "Stand Back" and then promptly went outside, wound up his Model T, drove to the malt shop and then went to a local drive in to see, in his words "That hot new movie Gone With The Wind"