"Worst Raw Ever" Caption Thread

[lildude8218]

This would be the greatest Homecoming Dance of their lives.



Isn't it embarassing when your best friend's mom dresses like this?



Randy: Come on T***y!

JT T***y: You called?

Randy: Not YOU!



And with one touch of the hand Rogue sapped all his skank powers.



Ric couldn't help but laugh when Orton showed Piper all of the threads on Wrestlecrap about him without his shirt on.



Melina didn't understand why she could never win at charades



An extremely high Jeff Hardy got into his Jynx Brothers routine before Nitro had to pull him down.



Jeff: Hi, I'm Jeff Hardy. And I use Proactiv Solution for my acne troubles.



It was "Dewey Defeats Truman" all over again.



Dancing With The Stars was taking it up a notch!



What happens in Cabo stays in Cabo.



Cena botches his own "You Can't See Me" taunt.



Cena: My gosh! The ghost was Old Man Grisham this whole time!



Cena jumped into action when he was challenged to an amateur match on the spot.



Hacksaw: Dude, WTF? Watch your hands!



Hacksaw: Look son, I'm sorry. I got drunk and slapped your mother around again. My bad.



Extreme Hairdressing, this Winter on Spike TV.



The only way to deal with a blister is to lance it.



Mickie: Seriously....did Kenny tell you about this? *breathing heavy* Okay Mickie, settle yourself down. You don't want to wrestle turned on. What are you? Hulk Hogan?



*Mickie's skirt goes up*

Cameraman: Zoom Zoom Zoom! YESSSSS!



Lita: I love how I look with post-sex hair.



Her shirt wasn't supposed to be ironic. They have to label everything she owns that way or she won't know who she is.



Shelton Charles: This isn't my Diet Pepsi!



JTG: JR, you look uncomfortable with us right now.

JR: No, I'm cool. I've seriously had 3 black people in my house before.

Shad: You counted?



They couldn't help but laugh at all the expired condoms in the pocket.



Lawler: What do you mean by "You're on To Catch a Predator"?



Lawler: THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!



No one knew what to do when a python attacked during this match.



Randy: Which way did he go?



Fresh from his stint on the Mad Real World....here's Chad!



Anyone else wondering why HBK's mouth is wide open as a man is taking his pants off?



It's almost like an even sicker version of the ending of 2001.



Whatcha gonna do? When the Yellow Meanie runs wild all over you!



Bischoff: Now I've had my head in an elephant, a hippo, and a giant sloth.



[insert fart joke here]

[viscera]

lildude8218 said:

Lawler: THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!

WINNAR

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

Wow, for the first time in a few weeks, no Carlito inexplicably suspended in mid-air.

[lildude8218]

chuckymac314 said:

Wow, for the first time in a few weeks, no Carlito inexplicably suspended in mid-air.

Yeah, that was the "Rey Mysterio Seated Senton" picture of the Raw brand. it showed up every single week for about 3 months straight until I just stopped doing Smackdown captions lol

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lildude8218 said:

Lita decided to bring a now autistic Edge out to warn people of the effects of too much head trauma



"Just look at me.............."



Lita: Hey, Randy, where are you staring?



The new TV show, replacing Dancing with the stars, 'Dancing with the skanks"



Flair: Hey Piper, Lol@me being in better shape than you!



"Move back...no, not that far back! Now, move to your left...now, your other left! Now stop.....no....not now....too soon..."



Nitro: hey, Ghost Rider! Get outta here!



Jeff: Whoah man, what a trip!



Johnny Nitro, with two of the finer prizes in life.



British TV Narrator: And so, the neanderthal man will defend his woman with all his strength, at any cost.



"Looks like we've got ourselves a party girl!"



"Go ahead. Pull my finger."



GARVIN STOMPS!



John decides to strike his Mortal Kombat pose for the fans.



Johnny botches hooking the tights.



Listen, Eugene, I said I'm sorry I farted. How many times to I have to apologize?



Eugene, taking a page out of Umaga's book.



Bah gawd, that 2x4 has a family!



RAPE!



Let the humbling..............BEGIN!



CENSORED: Big Dick, itching himself.



Triple H: It's time for your initiation, Eric!



Big Dick: C'mon Eric.....you know you want meeeeeeee!



Big Dick ran out of toilet paper, so he asked for something else to clean his rear.



Drugs......dancing...this bachelor party was getting out of control!

[DrBackflipsHoffman]

John Belushi is unimpressed with the worlds worst haircut

[Sajoa Moe]

And Edge said John Cena looked like a retarded gorilla...

[Ultimo Chocula]

"Welcome to Mel's Diner, sugar. Whattle ya have?"

[Ace Baretta]

The WWE likes things that are leathery and shine on camera.....oh, and nice belt too.



Bill and Ted's Most Heinous Sequel: 30 Years Later



MINE!



Hey, I was just with Lita....wanna smell?



Speaking of retarded gorillas........ (So going to hell for that one)



Last time I did this there were pictures all over the internet.....wait, this time it's being filmed???



Is it just me or deos she look bored as hell?



Ice cold milk and an Oreo cookie.......



Randy: It smells like I just caught a fish THIS BIG!!

Piper: No...that's Lita and it's knocking out the arena....tell her to close her legs!

[catwoman]

Implants, Herpes, and Adultery: My ROAD (Reality of Amy Dumas) to Success. New in hardback this winter.



Jeff's impersonation of Elix Skipper goes horribly awry....



Jeff: That's mah payntin, MAN!



"You may now kiss the bride..."



"Forget Maria; I came back for Grisham....Luckily he didn't contradict me when I said that he liked dudes....



Shad: Just like I thought; Kmart!



HBK: DANGIT!! Where's my watch?! Curse you, Cryme Tyme!!!!!

[L.D.B.]

Ref 1: What happened to her?

Ref 2: Stephanie McMahon forced her to watch a 24 hour

"Gem" marathon. Maria's gonna get a "Gem" gimmick.

Maria: Gem......is....truly.....outrageous...truly outra..gusss...GEM!




Cena: Now THIS is how you make snow angel dammit!





Big Dick Johnson: Yow! That thong is killin' my crack!





Euguene: How does a whole box of Cinnnamon Toast Crunch

just ........ is EMPTY when I just BOUGHT it? Huh Duggan?


Hacksaw: For the last time Eugene, I didn't eat your damn

Cinnamon Toast CRUNCH!






The cover to WWE Films VERY FIRST "Porn" movie-

"I....C... WEINER"

[Tea & Crumpets]

Flair was easily entertained by Orton and Edge calling Piper 'fatty'. Hot Rod....rot so much.



A clip from David Attenbourough's newest show, profiling the rare species known only as Samoan Bulldozers.



Kids under 12 round the world were horrified at discovering John Cena had ben smoking pot with RVD. The giveaway? He tried to shake hands with the turnbuckle, as can be seen above.

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JR was starting to regret all the past references to pet coons when Cryme Tyme came round for a visit.

Randy: what do you mean "I'm not allowed to do any more rest holds?"

[spec]

Worst Raw Ever

[odanobunaga]

"Lawler: THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!"


Best line ever. BEST FRIGGIN´ LINE EVER.

[amsiraK]

acebaretta said:

Ice cold milk and an Oreo cookie.......

I'm going to hell for laughing at this one and I don't care.

It's almost like an even sicker version of the ending of 2001.

So very true...

[lildude8218]

karisma888 said:

It's almost like an even sicker version of the ending of 2001.

So very true...

At least someone got the reference lol

[akumashogun]

Hey look, closely, Melina nip poking through