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Post by Orange on Mar 9, 2010 0:08:51 GMT -5
I've seen threads like this before that just keep going and going, so let's create our own over the top informerical I'll start,
Oh no! You tie and you tie....
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Hank Scorpio
No you didn't.
Ronnie Garvin, you idiot! I like steak, not soup, Ronnie Garvin!
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Post by Franchise on Mar 9, 2010 0:12:50 GMT -5
...But she breaks loose from it every time!
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Post by jobsquad on Mar 9, 2010 0:33:56 GMT -5
You happen to be drunk and looking for some action...
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Post by Orange on Mar 9, 2010 1:36:22 GMT -5
and when you can't call a phone dating service...
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Post by hypnoticgenes on Mar 9, 2010 2:27:39 GMT -5
your hands are to slimy to pick up the phone.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2010 2:32:29 GMT -5
What to do? What to do? The answer is...
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Mar 9, 2010 3:12:37 GMT -5
Cthulhu's Tentacle Rape Anthology! Yes, Cthulhu's Tentacle Rape Anthology, the 12,000 DVD set with over 9,000 hours of Cthulhu's finest tentacle rape moments. Japanese schoolgirls, catgirls, even your own mother! This could be yours for only $19.99! But wait! Call now, and we'll throw in the Vagoo-in-a-Tube, the perfect handheld vagina for masturbating on the go! And if you call in the next five minutes, we'll throw in the internet hit phenomenon, 900 girls, One Shot Glass, ABSOLUTELY FREE!
This deal is too great to pass, hear what some satisfied customers have to say!
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Post by Orange on Mar 9, 2010 3:23:51 GMT -5
"I was, so, just, so, just so confused"
But wait! call now again and we will throw in this special extra gift.....
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Post by hypnoticgenes on Mar 9, 2010 22:23:42 GMT -5
It rolls down stairs. Alone or even in pairs. It even rolls over your neighbor's dog!
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Post by Nasty Nate: The Giant Midget on Mar 9, 2010 22:28:29 GMT -5
Edible, inflatable, and rapeable.
Perfect for camping trips
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2010 23:52:07 GMT -5
Don't miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! Similar store-brand products can cost as much as $300 dollars, but if you call in the next twenty minutes. . .
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Mar 10, 2010 0:15:14 GMT -5
We'll send you this free ass-scratching robot! It'll scratch your ass for you!
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Post by hypnoticgenes on Mar 10, 2010 0:49:32 GMT -5
So you might be asking. "How much will all this cost?"
Well at most retail chains, you can expect to pay up to $2,000.
But we aren't selling it for $2,000. Not for $1,000. Not for $500. Not for $100. Not for $50.
All this can be yours for 12 easy paymnts of....
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Post by Orange on Mar 10, 2010 0:49:40 GMT -5
$499.00! Yes you read that right, the low low low low low price of $499.00!
But we're not done yet, call in the next 10 seconds and we'll send you for free...
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Post by hypnoticgenes on Mar 10, 2010 2:58:44 GMT -5
$499.00! Yes you read that right, the low low low low low price of $499.00! But we're not done yet, call in the next 10 seconds and we'll send you for free... THE BOX WE SHIP IT IN!!!!! Its brown, its cardboard, and its a box. And it comes in a beautiful brown finish that goes great with any decor. Now lets cut back to Ron and our studio audience. |
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