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Post by Baixo Astral on Mar 9, 2010 11:20:26 GMT -5
My friend recently encountered a spooky cat in the road, and we managed to spin a whole thing out of it - it ended with me saying that I'd place a classified ad in her newspaper concerning Edgar Barrows (the name I gave the cat) - here it is.
Please return one Edgar Barrows - he is very much missed in our household. Beyond description, but he will know you.
Anyone like to try this? It's limited to 20 words, because there is no way I'm paying extra, and it's $20 for 20 words.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Mar 9, 2010 15:19:13 GMT -5
Hot girl at 1304 Barnes Road, Please return my camera. I left it in the bushes outside your house.
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Post by Psy on Mar 9, 2010 15:37:15 GMT -5
To the woman I met at the bar last night: It was me who farted. I'm not sorry.
ISO SWF 5'10"-5'11". Must be willing to dye ALL hair blue. Must be able to take a punch.
Wanted: Vampire Duck. Saw old cartoon and now I want one. I will check bill for authenticity.
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Post by Young Game on Mar 9, 2010 15:42:17 GMT -5
To the woman I met last night. We had fun. You stole my heart. Will need back. -Dr. Nigel Winthrope
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Post by bibboid on Mar 9, 2010 15:47:21 GMT -5
My washing machine is broken. Can I come to your house and use yours? Call 555-8463 if yes.
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Brother Coyote
Samurai Cop
Has Clarity of Vision Is an engine of will
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Post by Brother Coyote on Mar 9, 2010 17:36:09 GMT -5
amateur podiatrist, low rates will make house calls dial 1800-MMM-FEET
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2010 17:56:42 GMT -5
Whips and chains, gags and leather, bring your pet and lets thrash together. Call for safe word.
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THE Baldy Kendrick
Dennis Stamp
may be an ursaring, may not.
I hear dem shoutin'.
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Post by THE Baldy Kendrick on Mar 9, 2010 18:17:06 GMT -5
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Thrillho
Dennis Stamp
0 Days since last "incident"james.anderson1989jamesandersonmusicJimBillAnderson
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Post by Thrillho on Mar 9, 2010 18:22:28 GMT -5
Not creepy, but my favourite ad ever was in my local paper a few years ago. "Ugly Fish for sale. Free to a good home. Bring a bucket."  |
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Post by Joe Galt on Mar 9, 2010 18:24:08 GMT -5
Gerbils?
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Klutch
Unicron
Not so good at that whole noticing thing.
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Post by Klutch on Mar 9, 2010 18:54:01 GMT -5
I saw one for a guy looking for a time machine. Not really creepy but I thought it was pretty awesome. I was almost tempted to call him just to hear his findings on the subject.
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Post by Psy on Mar 9, 2010 19:00:10 GMT -5
My smurfshake brings all the boys to the yard, damn right, it's better than Snorks. -339-0555, ask 4 Gargamel
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theryno665
Grimlock
wants a title underneath the stars
Kinda Homeless
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Post by theryno665 on Mar 9, 2010 19:42:52 GMT -5
Not creepy, but my favourite ad ever was in my local paper a few years ago. "Ugly Fish for sale. Free to a good home. Bring a bucket." Seriously? Crab meat AND the chance to pretend to be Godzilla? I'm so there. |
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Mar 9, 2010 20:31:03 GMT -5
SWM seeks SWF for barefootedness, sandwich-making. Lovely kitchen, easy to get used to. Serious inquiries only. Call 555-4444.
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Mar 9, 2010 22:37:43 GMT -5
Not creepy, but my favourite ad ever was in my local paper a few years ago. "Ugly Fish for sale. Free to a good home. Bring a bucket." Seriously? Crab meat AND the chance to pretend to be Godzilla? I'm so there. The uncomfortable gay harassment is just a bonus! |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2010 22:50:18 GMT -5
"For sale: baby shoes, never used."- Ernest Hemingway
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Mar 9, 2010 23:30:08 GMT -5
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Mar 10, 2010 0:23:00 GMT -5
Wanted: A guy to get married to. Until then, tell your mom to bring a bottle of her favorite drink, because I want to do some pagan stuff before it gets serious.
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Brother Coyote
Samurai Cop
Has Clarity of Vision Is an engine of will
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Post by Brother Coyote on Mar 10, 2010 6:40:09 GMT -5
"For sale: baby shoes, never used."- John SwiftFixed. |
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Post by Baixo Astral on Mar 10, 2010 9:10:57 GMT -5
"For sale: baby shoes, never used."- Ernest Hemingway Big fan of this. |
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